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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
josh tobin playa hata is the funniest thing ever



'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
Jun 7 2003 5:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
teletubbies theme song


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 7 2003 5:05PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
download some music by anal cunt of the internet... it's awful sounding and the lyrics just put it over the top lol
Jun 7 2003 5:08PM
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wag19
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Morning Wood is the title.. I dont know who by.. ITs hilarious
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Jun 7 2003 5:23PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
yea i just heard that playa hata one yesterday, it is the shit

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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
Jun 7 2003 5:59PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
'my rhymes are cool, like doing cocaine!'

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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
Jun 7 2003 6:00PM
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weazelzb
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your kid is deformed- anal cunt
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fuck a dog- blink 182


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 7 2003 6:01PM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
i walk around town with a stark erection
i gave your mom a yeast infection



'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
Jun 7 2003 7:58PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
mtv get off the air part 2 by MC Paul Barman. he's this middle aged white jewish rapper. You can also download my band, The Undesireables on Kazaa sometimes. We are the epitome of shitty gutterpunk. G.G.Allen is pretty gnarly too. During one of his concerts he fucked a dead cat onstage. THATS HARDCORE!!! hahaha

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
Jun 7 2003 8:00PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my rhymes are bad like a burning flame

FARP Trailer
'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
Jun 7 2003 9:18PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
jane's addiction - we'll make great pets





Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die
Jun 7 2003 10:46PM
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marlin_102
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i got athletes foot at mikes house - anal cunt. quite possible the worst song of all time, but im sure theres a song thats worse, but i have yet to find it.
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Jun 7 2003 11:15PM
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roxysister360
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party in the tub by ernie and bert...frickin hilarious
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Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Jun 8 2003 1:27AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Big Balls by the Pietasters.
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle

'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne
'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt

'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL
Jun 8 2003 2:10AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
'The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying' -by the bloodhound gang.






You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
Jun 8 2003 2:22AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
^great song
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Jun 8 2003 2:27AM
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ViperSki
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 35
'gin and juice' by barenaked ladies
if you liked the original this one is damn funny




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Jun 8 2003 2:31AM
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skierdudeguy
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absolutly anything by ill mitch.
^^^ not a song ^^^
Jun 10 2003 11:17PM
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ICURNOZtwo
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Jump on it- Sugar hill gang? i forget the name but its funny cuz its full of racial slurs
Jun 11 2003 10:00AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
Your're pretty when I'm drunk.






You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
Jun 12 2003 3:39PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
Send them N****rs back - johhny rebel
$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
Jun 12 2003 3:43PM
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B-Wald
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sisko(sp.) is my homie, he's a gangster too..
me and sisko are the leaders of the gangster crew..



i'm a gangster..i drop bombs like hiroshima..
i'm a gangster..bitch suck on my wiener..
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Jun 12 2003 4:23PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
3.14 by the bloodhound gang. its pretty damn funny.
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Jun 12 2003 5:30PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
there's tons of funny songs search them on kazaa lite


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Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
Jun 12 2003 5:31PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
how about the greatest song ever, by tenacious d
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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
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Jun 12 2003 6:00PM
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rsd
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^ i dont like tenacious d very much. my friends completely obsess over them, so then i listened to some of there songs and i was like wow this is homo.

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
Jun 12 2003 6:02PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i cant be;ieve no one mentioned steven lynch! funniest shit ever.
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Jun 12 2003 8:59PM
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(ski)
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 10
brandon dicamillo has some funny songs in the cky movies
Jun 12 2003 9:52PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
fuck her gently by Tenacious D

all there songs are halarious and good
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Jun 12 2003 11:29PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
camel toe
the fannypacks or something.


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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 12 2003 11:57PM
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