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nkmo.
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Why did my story get deleted?!? It was good. For all of those who didnt get to read it, it was about a fat lady who cried when she dropped her cake. No harm done in telling funny stories, right?



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Jun 6 2003 2:25PM
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jibberjason
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I read your story. it was good.
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Jun 6 2003 3:05PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
I know! why the hell did it get deleted.



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Jun 6 2003 3:26PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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well repost it. I wanna read it now.

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Jun 6 2003 7:23PM
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bigskia
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a repost seems necessary


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Life's not a bitch,
Life is a beautiful women,
you only call her a bitch
because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock
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Jun 6 2003 7:27PM
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nkmo.
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Ok. so im walking out of the grocery store yesterday and I see this fat lady. And I mean FAT! Well, as I walk by I notice shes holding an empty bakery box, and that shes crying hers eyes out. This is when I think to myself 'Bah, she must've eaten all of her donuts, and nows shes sad she doesn't have anymore' Man was I off. As I took a couple more steps and realized she was crying because she dropped a whole chocolate cake on the asphalt. HA! Now I could understand if it was a nice cake, some at the bakery cost 50+ dollars, but no, It was just a simple chocolate cake. This FAT lady was crying because she dropped a cake? HOly shit I got to my car and just sat there and laughed for like 15 minutes. You know your fat when you cry when you drop a cake!




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Jun 6 2003 8:25PM
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linemaverick540
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haha
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jun 6 2003 8:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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u should of convinced her to eatr it off the flor


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Jun 6 2003 8:50PM
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bigskia
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dude you should have told her about the 1 minute rule


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Life's not a bitch,
Life is a beautiful women,
you only call her a bitch
because she won't let you get that pussy...-Aesop Rock
See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
Jun 6 2003 8:55PM
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mikee
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bahahahaha, yeah man 1 minute rule.

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Jun 6 2003 9:00PM
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Dominic
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ya do the reapost
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Jun 6 2003 9:38PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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he did repost dude. That was hilarious.

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Jun 6 2003 9:54PM
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BeckaSki
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Maybe it was for someone really special to her, and she saved for it for awhile. It's sad when people drop stuff that's important to them. I don't think I would have cried, but still.

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Jun 6 2003 10:13PM
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wag19
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HAHA fatty! Good story!
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Jun 6 2003 10:14PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
The only reason it couldve been special to her, is because shes fat and she likes chocolate cake.



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Jun 6 2003 10:56PM
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