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Sit or Stand??

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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
When you wipe your ass... do you sit or stand?


I usually stand.
Jan 2 2007 10:38PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
i kinda of have like a hybrid sit-stand. i stand a little but its kind of more like a squat
Jan 2 2007 10:39PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
hhhmmmmmmm.......
Jan 2 2007 10:47PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
does anyone really care?
Jan 2 2007 10:48PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
who the hell sits?
Jan 2 2007 10:50PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
i cant believe i even replied to this thread
Jan 2 2007 10:50PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
what the fuck? are you like 8 who would stand up
Jan 2 2007 10:53PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
personally i use the searchbar..

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/cat_id/2/thread_id/26299/page/1/




haha sorry had to do it
Jan 2 2007 10:55PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
hahah what a great thread
Jan 2 2007 11:06PM
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peak28
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
lol standup lmfao thats the most retarted thing ever,
Jan 2 2007 11:09PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
hhmmmmmmmm..........
Jan 2 2007 11:10PM
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Ekraz
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
i sit but lean kinda to allow access to my brown
Jan 2 2007 11:18PM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
wipe? i stay seated push the button and let the water do the work
Jan 3 2007 6:26AM
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Gonzoskier
Posts: 303 - Karma: 40
why would you really want to know how people wipe their ass????
Jan 3 2007 7:57AM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
its a bit of both yeah no i would say squwat
Jan 3 2007 4:14PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
haha! epic!
Jan 3 2007 4:28PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 127
Wiping your bum is played, just let it stay there till it dries and cracks an falls off.
Jan 3 2007 4:29PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
HAHAHAH theres two threads on wipeing ur ass
Jan 3 2007 4:32PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
haahahaha that was fuckin hilarious that thread
Jan 3 2007 5:13PM
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leckett1
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but yea i sit
Jan 3 2007 5:14PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
I stand up wa da ya think!
Jan 3 2007 6:25PM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
I sit to keep it split
Jan 3 2007 6:26PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
wen im not at one of my friend's houses or my house i ususaly kinda stand/bend over to wipe it because i dont wanna touch the toilet seat, at my house or a friends/relatives house i just sit and make myself comfortable
Jan 3 2007 6:26PM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
what are you afraid of by not touching the seat?
Jan 3 2007 6:28PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
this is almost as wierd as the 12 yr olds talking about jacking off in the ladies man cult
Jan 3 2007 6:43PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
why do you want to know you freak

but ya stand better chance of getting it all sitting down doesn't always do as good a job
Jan 3 2007 6:48PM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
How can you wipe your ass standing up?
Your cheeks close when you're up versus when you're sitting and they're spread wide like the red sea.
Jan 3 2007 6:54PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
how can you wipe sitting down i have never heard of that?
Jan 3 2007 6:57PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
It's kind of like a bend squat, I can't believe I am talking about wiping my ass on the interweb.
Jan 3 2007 6:57PM
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BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
who the fuck stands when they wipe there ass. Like so you can check ur ass to make sure ur getting everythign.
Jan 3 2007 7:11PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
i dont enjoy itchy asscracks after taking a dump and not wiping everything off
Jan 3 2007 7:12PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
so are you saying that you sit on the dirty toilet seats with the shit pebbles, piss, and ciggaretes all over them while your taking a shit in your school?
Jan 3 2007 7:14PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186

haha that great is sweet i just read it all..i stand, but next time im gonna trying sitting down and using the "lean method"

Jan 3 2007 7:18PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
STAND
Jan 3 2007 7:24PM
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