tom cruise will be mauled by tiny monkeys wearing sparkling silver suits because he did not follow the ways of "scientology for dummies". his body will then be hurled into a volcano by said monkeys in the additional presence of Fabio, who will chant scientology gibberish that is necessary for such a ritual. oprah will also be present as a silent observer.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
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