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tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209
ok today i was skiin. Im sittin at the top of the park waitin to drop and some dumbass snowboarder runs into me from behind cause i guess he couldnt stop. it killed cause when i fell back my ass landed right in the edge of his board which was pointing up. shit! its not so much that he was a boarder its that he had no clue what he was doin. there was tons of fricking noobs in the park today. falling down in front of rails and ramps, making wide turns infront of my line. Damn it why do they treat it as a fuckin beginner slope just cause its not steep. theres like 5 bunny hills at my mountain, but they still gotta get in my way. sorry for the long post im just ramblin cause im pissed
Dec 27 2006 5:50PM
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=FLO=
Posts: 1969 - Karma: 39
You need to hire Jackie Chiles to represent this case.

Just don't put the Balm on.
Dec 27 2006 6:01PM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
at least your ass doesnt look like this now


https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/58276/member_id/10102/
Dec 27 2006 8:51PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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dude thats fucking gnar jesus christ.
Dec 27 2006 9:10PM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
lol dude i saw the funniest thing yesterday. this group of chinese people on carving skis were in the terrain park. they kept yellin in chinese and stuff.

well anyway, the one guy went off a table goin like 30 mph, and landed flat on his face. then a snowboarder came rippin down the mountain and then off the jump. the snowboarder landed ON the chinese guy. i swear it was the most painful thing i have ever seen.

not that it was the snowboarders fault but... yea there are some stupid people out there
Dec 27 2006 9:46PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
For some reason at Avila its mostly french snowboarders in the park who are yelling "yo man, check ca" and they get like a 8" of air and they have they pants riding low and they think that they all it!
Dec 27 2006 10:14PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
i feel for ya dude this one boarder cut me off when i was perfectly lined up for a jump so i peeled off and hit a lame little rail i didnt wanna cut him back off cuz i didnt know if he was good or not.
Dec 28 2006 12:25AM
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el_mono
Posts: 69 - Karma: 13
All my friends board, it's just the beginners. I know how you feel though, even though I'm new to park I can still ski, but there's people who can't even carve, riders and skiers, all over my hill.
Dec 28 2006 12:28AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
i hate it when the people that reeeaaaaly suck go in the park and hit the tables and dont even come close to clearing it, then spend like five mins unbuckeling and walking off the landing

i dont mind when people come in the park to watch the really good people as long as they stay outta the way
Dec 28 2006 12:41AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
i feel you on people getting in your way, but my guess is they are just trying to get better. not all people are born with pro-steeze like you and can huck your first time on snow
Dec 28 2006 12:43AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
you have a point but they have a rookie park at my mnt so i dont see why they cant go there
Dec 28 2006 1:01AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
maybe their self conscious and dont wanna be seen in the rookie park. they wanna hang with the big boys..... lol
Dec 28 2006 1:03AM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,229
I like watching beginner skiers and boarders in the park, they always land right in the middle of the deck of the biggest jumps, sooo funny.
Dec 28 2006 1:07AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086

I suggest building a 20 ft gap over a 30 foot deep trench with sharp stakes at the bottom to keep out people who do not know what they are doing.

Dec 28 2006 1:08AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
thats the coolest idea ever^
but oh well bro what are you going to do
just make sure you dont go to boreal
its like 3 hours from sf so all the azns go there and fucking drill everyone its horrible they have an all mountain park the only thing that is keeping me away is those damn asians. Went there at the beggening of the season and got drilled 4 different times and they dont even say sorry they either just get up and dart down the rest of the hill or just walk down the hill
Dec 28 2006 1:12AM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,229
That would solve all casing problems!
Dec 28 2006 1:12AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
that would speed up peoples progression.  ski or die.
Dec 28 2006 1:15AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
if by drill you mean get hit by that happend to me by a very very large asian man but i didnt say anything cuz i think he was a sumo wresteler
Dec 28 2006 1:15AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
I hate all the little bitch skiers that run into me at the top of the park. I also hate how all the skiers have pants around their knees and rock the no poles steeze yet STILL SUCK. They make wide turns and cut me off as well, because they can't ski. So there. It goes both ways.
Dec 28 2006 1:18AM
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SaturDazed
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
dude i hear that its like all the little fuck ass skiers and boarders who wreck the pipe and all the good shit by fuckin around and not knowing what they r doin
Dec 28 2006 1:49AM
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EClay46
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 69
yup thats y my mountains pipe sucks
Dec 28 2006 2:22AM
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tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209
i wouldnt mind if they were actually using the park features. what pisses me off is that the were learning to ski. like turning and stopping and stuff. and the people that use rail take offs as jumps. they get like 2" of air, think they're so cool but all they're doin is fucking up the takeoff for people who are actually gonna do the rail
Dec 30 2006 10:37PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
It seems like snowboarders learning have a much harder time avoiding people becuase they will not let themselves just fall, they cant control the board
Dec 30 2006 11:06PM
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Slednski
Posts: 97 - Karma: 10
shit dude, yeah seinfield
Dec 31 2006 2:13AM
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