This is what my school's yearbook wrote about our freeride team. It's honestly a disgrace to skiing, and whoever wrote it should die.
'Mammmoth's FreeRide team is made up of adventuresome young people with a language of their own. They are a clash of young, hip, up and comers of the freestyle skiing revolution. FreeRiding is a mix of flippy do's with peanut butter and jelly tail grabs. These youngens are so skippy with their freestyle tricks that's all that is on their minds. In between doing switch nose slippin' up the lip of a rail and bustin spinny micbobbers on the hilly to switch out and rollin in the pipe going 15 feet out and doing 9 piece mcnuggets with sweet and sour sauce these kids are unbelievable, french dippin' their fries in drippin' mustard to fakie Mc twistin' out.'
Would you like freedom fries with that?