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MistaSkier
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This is what my school's yearbook wrote about our freeride team. It's honestly a disgrace to skiing, and whoever wrote it should die.

'Mammmoth's FreeRide team is made up of adventuresome young people with a language of their own. They are a clash of young, hip, up and comers of the freestyle skiing revolution. FreeRiding is a mix of flippy do's with peanut butter and jelly tail grabs. These youngens are so skippy with their freestyle tricks that's all that is on their minds. In between doing switch nose slippin' up the lip of a rail and bustin spinny micbobbers on the hilly to switch out and rollin in the pipe going 15 feet out and doing 9 piece mcnuggets with sweet and sour sauce these kids are unbelievable, french dippin' their fries in drippin' mustard to fakie Mc twistin' out.'


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 2 2003 6:39PM
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FreshCoast
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What the fuck? Your school's yearbook committie needs to be shot.
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Jun 2 2003 6:41PM
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MistaSkier
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I agree.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 2 2003 6:43PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
kill dem bitches
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Jun 2 2003 6:43PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man that's low, find whoever wrote that and key their car or some shit.
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Jun 2 2003 6:43PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
You are McDonalds
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Jun 2 2003 6:45PM
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chris_01
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did a skiboarder write that?
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Jun 2 2003 6:46PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
that's sick like mcdonald's hamburgers...
Jun 2 2003 6:48PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Maybe our freeride team was sponsored by McDonald's and I just didn't know it.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 2 2003 6:49PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
maybe the person was hungry?
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Jun 2 2003 6:51PM
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weazelzb
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA THATS SO FUCKING GREAT


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jigga say wha??

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Jun 2 2003 7:25PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
what the fuck !?!.. dude ur writing person is a fucking pre-school teacher on CRACK


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Jun 2 2003 7:30PM
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linemaverick540
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haha flippy do's

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

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Jun 2 2003 8:11PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
hahah..tha's fuggen hilarious..
i'd be happy to have somethin like that in there..
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Jun 2 2003 8:16PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
show it to mcdonald's. maybe you'll get sponsored by them!
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Jun 2 2003 8:19PM
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LloydChristmas
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i liked the spinny micbobbers part
Jun 2 2003 8:49PM
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schlonginator
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i can switch 9 piece nuggets with sweet-n-sour sauce every time. Double whopper switch ups are my fav though..




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Jun 2 2003 9:11PM
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Tosh
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haha thats harsh
Jun 2 2003 9:14PM
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Jackpot
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Mammoth Freeride Team, Sponsored by McDonalds

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Jun 2 2003 9:15PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
is that really what it was word for word, because if it is thats so pathetic
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Jun 2 2003 9:17PM
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Papa
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i wish my school had a freeride team, actually i don't care i graduated last week. but i thought the words they used were funny and hilarious
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Jun 2 2003 11:01PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
That's word for word, I directly quoted it.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 2 2003 11:12PM
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mikee
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Holy fuck, I actually laughed by reading something on the web. Hasnt happened in weeks. SO fucking funny. OMG, that person was fucking retarded,

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Jun 2 2003 11:15PM
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rsd
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HAHAHA i could fart a better review than that...

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Jun 3 2003 12:16AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
That was awesome... dude whoever wrote that was obviously fucked out of their mind and eating some McDicks... cut them some slack... or better yet buy them fakie Big Xtra with no pickles to a revert nose-plugged with fries. Don't you hate it when your chowin down on fries... no hands steez and a whole bunch get stuck up your nose... but because your going no hands steeze you can't pull em out so you gotta suck em through your nose into your throat.... but they do get some specail sauce that way.
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Jun 3 2003 1:32AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
that's one of the funniest things i've ever read.

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Jun 3 2003 3:37AM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
thats horrible
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Jun 3 2003 5:16AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
you should really find out who wrote that, so you can kill them
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Jun 3 2003 8:41AM
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Bc93086
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......I would change schools dude......that discraces freestyle skiing...what you need to do it find everyone of those yearbooks that were sold and burn every one of them.


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Jun 3 2003 8:59AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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That was great, souns like something my old HS yearbook staff would have come up with, and come on when you are out of HS. you will definitely remeber that piece if nothihhn else, cause thats what its about memories


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Jun 3 2003 9:39AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
lol....that's some funny shit

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Jun 3 2003 9:53AM
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snow-bunny
Posts: 571 - Karma: 10
hahaha its probably a teachers peice of work
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Jun 3 2003 10:31AM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
somebody wants their mcdonalds a little too much...



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Jun 3 2003 3:50PM
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Dominic
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it;s prob a snowblader who wrote it no. thats fuckin disgraceful to skiing
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Jun 3 2003 4:05PM
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Dominic
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it's almost a menu
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Jun 3 2003 4:06PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i know its hilarious, but stop complaining. think about it, you ride at MAMMOTH.

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Jun 3 2003 4:30PM
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Warren
Posts: 224 - Karma: 10
Well Mistaskier, you have just been officially roasted.

Obviously, the yearbook interviewer, all glassy-eyed from the newschool trick terminology (that so many get all anal about), latched onto a reference to "mctwist" and ran with it.

Here's the best part: long after the Web and new school skiing, as we know it, is gone; That yearbook will still be floating around in an Archive somewhere as a permanent reminder of how much fun you had, albeit misunderstood.

Enjoy it, I sure as hell did reading it.
Jun 3 2003 5:05PM
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EastCoastPride
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I like how they capitalized the 'R' in FreeRide.

SamCaylor probably wrote it...


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Jun 3 2003 5:09PM
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What_A_Wookie
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awwww
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Jun 3 2003 5:09PM
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Krongos
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that makes me hungry and pissed
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