martial arts

ive takin kempo for 11 years, im a first degree black
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

...im only a white belt, i know enough stuff to be green, at least, but it costs $40 to promote. i do weapons forms too.

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

40 to promote, thats bullshit, at least in tae kwon do theres not too many belts
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

I do the drunken monkey one...
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yeah, about 10 i think.

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

yea theres like 12 in my style, but in the kiddy program, which i went through theres like 18
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

well, belt doesn't affect that much. i get to do stuff that the other white belts dont, because im older.

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

I used to do sun-ryu. But I'm going to take a self defense class over the summer cause my parents are scared after I nearly got raped a few weeks ago walking home...

-Sara

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you nearly got raped?! whoa...you live near portland, right? now i'm scared...so lets hear the story

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

self defense is overated, if they teach u a bunch of different techniques it dosnt help shit unless u know how to adjust to a situation as it comes at u, which takes years, ur better off taking a kick boxing class, that u can learn relativly quick and ull learn how to fight
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

I was walking home from school (its about a 5 mile walk), and I wasn't paying much attention to what was going on around me, but I noticed some guy like drop a hose when the water was still going, and he started to follow me...so I kept walking up the hill and he got faster and faster. So when I started walking through the max parking garage, he was still following me...I was pretty creeped out by that time cause normal people just don't drop hoses and just start walking away while the water's still on...so then after a while longer of walking, I started running and he got faster and faster, but he was old, and I'm not so I ran faster... but I got out of the parking garage, and I ended up crossing the street and going over to this little shopping center where he stopped. I went into a store and called my parents on my phone to come and get me cause I didn't exactly want to walk another 1/2 mile with people following me... We didn't actually call the police or anything cause he didn't actually do anything to me but act really creepy and follow me, but unless he was REALLY mad at me for stepping on a flower or something, I don't think this guy would have followed me for any other reason. So I guess I didn't nearly get raped, but I was followed by a creepy fat guy.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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i would be scared as hell if a creepy fat guy was following me...but then id be like 'hey, watch out! im a white belt! HA!'

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

dont ever yell out u take ne kind of fighting training, cause if u go to court, u can get royaly fucked
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

i was just kidding...id rather run than fight someone.

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

Would that be considered a threat to the court?

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

well, you cant really prove that guy was following you, he could say he decided to walk to the store or something, so that could be considered harrasment or something...i think

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

i dont know much about court precedings, luckily, but if u somehow were witnessed to kicking someones ass and then it got brought up that u were trained too, i think that would be quite bad, better safe then sorry eh
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

yup. and courts grant people rediculous amounts of money for stupid things. like some lady got like 5 million for 'emotional anguish' due to some stupid thing

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B

Some lady hit my dad's car when he was turning, and she was driving down the median to get ahead of traffic. Well, she kept lying about it after she clearly admitted earlier what had really happened, then when she finally lost all hope of blaming my dad for any of it, she claimed that she had an injury and emotional damage due to all of the stress. What a nutcase...

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com