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Boners in class

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i-like-to-ride
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
I hate it when i get boners in class. Today i was in math and i had a boner, and this chick totally laughed at me. It always happens in the morning and i go in sweatpants, not a good combo but im too lazy to put on jeans and shit. Any advice.
Dec 6 2006 10:24PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
that used to be a big problem in middle school but now its not really an issue
Dec 6 2006 10:24PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
tape haha
Dec 6 2006 10:25PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
don't get boners?
Dec 6 2006 10:25PM
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SkiEastCoast
Posts: 1457 - Karma: 0
just whipp it out show them what u got. haha
Dec 6 2006 10:25PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
Rock the SCHOOL BOY TUCK!!!. Works every time...and don't ask me to explain it cuz its pretty self explanatory
Dec 6 2006 10:26PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
dont be lazy and wear jeans, or remove your dick..
what ever is cool with you
Dec 6 2006 10:27PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
haha boners in class, how childish.
Dec 6 2006 10:28PM
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Swick825
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 11
make that chick touch it.
Dec 6 2006 10:29PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
first off isnt it under a desk, second off, dont wear emo chick pants, and it should be able to go down the pant leg without being noticed at a glance.
Dec 6 2006 10:29PM
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SkiEastCoast
Posts: 1457 - Karma: 0
be like pretend its a lolly pop
Dec 6 2006 10:30PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
unfortunately most point upwards. which brings me back to the infamous school boy tuck
Dec 6 2006 10:32PM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
this is true
Dec 6 2006 10:36PM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
Go like your putting your hands in your pockets and adjust yourself. Works every time.
Dec 6 2006 10:39PM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 459
shake the hand of the unemployed before class and there should be less liklihood of a boner lol
Dec 6 2006 10:40PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
bad case of limp dick
Dec 6 2006 10:41PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
they may face upwards, so you redirect them down the leg
Dec 6 2006 10:43PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Put your backpack in front of it pretend like you're looking in it. I wish the girls in some of my classes looked decent enough to get a boner off, not that I would ever want a boner in class.
Dec 6 2006 10:44PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
haha there was a thread about this either in this forum, or in ladies men, maybe u should check it out, but i always like to use the "binder block" works everytime. Its basically fool proof unless some1 tries to book u. then ur basically fucked
Dec 6 2006 10:46PM
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quebski6
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
hahahahhaha just reading the title made me laugh, not to mention the responses
Dec 6 2006 10:49PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Bro just giver the 12 o'clock tuck if your still getting boners in class. If a girl asks about the bulge in your pants bluntly say, its my cock.
Dec 6 2006 10:56PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
yea, i learned it by myself.
Dec 6 2006 10:56PM
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dozerr
Posts: 4007 - Karma: 403
my friend who is an art major or something, is taking a class where she has to paint nude models. and i guess today the model kept getting a boner and then it would go away and then get one, and yadda yadda. since the class is threee hours, i guess it happened alot. i thought it was funny.
Dec 6 2006 10:58PM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
ya. don't let that stuff hang low and wobble to and fro.
Dec 6 2006 10:59PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
ahaahahha. Theres no way thats true...
Dec 6 2006 11:03PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
haha well dont get a boner then?
Dec 6 2006 11:19PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
same here dude, but its all good now
Dec 6 2006 11:21PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
if the girl is checking it, then look at your dick, then her again and say "thats the real deal down there" you'll for sure get some. guarentee.....
Dec 6 2006 11:24PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
beat it before school
Dec 6 2006 11:24PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
just imagine barbara walters naked after a cold shower.
Dec 6 2006 11:28PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
OUCH! That's like trying to take a piss when you have wood, without bending over. Like in the first scenes of the 40 year old virgin.
Dec 6 2006 11:29PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
and certainly don't tie it in a not and especially don't tie it in a bow.
Dec 6 2006 11:33PM
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mntelebumper
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 10
its common for guys to get boners in situations when they are nervous or do not know the answer, because the nervousness causes arousal.
Dec 7 2006 12:03AM
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SharfSchutze
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
LOL

You are sitting across from a principal or something, and he is grilling you, so you pop one.. 8O
Dec 7 2006 12:05AM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
12 o'clock tuck.
Dec 7 2006 12:08AM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
tuck that shit!
Dec 7 2006 12:17AM
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Hotdawgg-Skier4
Posts: 295 - Karma: 39
hahahaha
Dec 7 2006 12:47AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
haha, it works the best, i think there was a thread about this a while ago.  we called them NRBs or NO REASON BONERS
Dec 7 2006 10:23PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
WTF?
Dec 7 2006 10:25PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
so true so true....
Dec 7 2006 10:25PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
yeah it was in LM

and yo, how can you be too lazy to put on jeans? its the same thing as putting on any other pant???
Dec 7 2006 10:26PM
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AceLex
Posts: 218 - Karma: 14
dude just go get laid
Dec 7 2006 10:27PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
more like, get laid a few times in a row, cuz if you just do it once, then you'll get the after boner boner
Dec 7 2006 10:29PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I make sure to wear boxer briefs whenever I wear sweatpants.
Dec 7 2006 10:36PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
school boy tuck or hold a book over it....

or ya know what the hell just play with it alittle
Dec 7 2006 10:38PM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
Or just stand up and say, "HEY EVERYBODY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
Dec 7 2006 10:40PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
hahaha! just tell her that she knows what to do.
Dec 7 2006 10:43PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
12 o'clock tuck
Dec 7 2006 10:44PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
flick your nuts.
Dec 7 2006 10:48PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
2nd boner thread ive seen in like a minute
Dec 7 2006 10:53PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
tuck it up.   just make sure you dont wear saggy pants and a higher shirt.  happened to this kid last year....it was hilarious (in a non-homosexual way)
Dec 7 2006 10:57PM
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