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If you got hit by a bus.

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Phrosty
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How many people would truly care?


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May 27 2003 11:49PM
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mikee
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I would say my family, 3 plus grandparents 2 and maybe my 4 best friends or 5. So Id say 10 people would be deeply affected by it. Maybe less, Im not sure. Fun to think about.

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May 27 2003 11:53PM
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Ds91260
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May 27 2003 11:53PM
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SaraJ
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I think if it actually killed me, most of my friends would care (I dunno how many that is), and my family would care. Of course, NS would miss me too. haha. If it only injured me, then I'd say that a few of my closer friends (maybe 4 or 5 ppl) would come and visit me, and my family (with an exception of my brother who tries to strangle and kill me anyways..) But honestly, the girl I ski and wakeboard with, one of my best friends was like 'Newberg isn't that far away' when I told her I was probably going to be moving like 1hr away. So, I wouldn't know.

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May 28 2003 12:03AM
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jono
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haha some kid a while ago decided it would be a good idea to put on visene on the transcanada highway, and got hit by an escalade going 100 km/h. so he gets up and tries to convince his friends hes gonna be alright, they dont have any of it, he gets airlifted into calgary, and comes to school the next day with cuts and bruises. no joke, it was fucked
May 28 2003 12:16AM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
If I got hit by a bus today, I'd want some people to feel sad, and others to feel sadly guilty.

I was thinking about it the other day, and it's kind of depressing that I actually think that way.
May 28 2003 12:17AM
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LauraAnn
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shortskichick the last lien of your post has my confused greatly
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May 28 2003 12:17AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I was saying, if she wouldn't really care if I moved, then would she care if I got hit by a bus?

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May 28 2003 12:19AM
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UpDawg
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all the people that would normally be caring would probably just laugh and think it was funny...then they would come over and kick my dead rotting corpse around until it fell apart, then they would light it on fire and leave me there to burn in hell
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May 28 2003 12:56AM
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rebel
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May 28 2003 1:36AM
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PurpleSkier
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about 4 maybe 4.5 since my dog doenst count as a whole person, for one, since they are a dog, two, he only has 3 legs

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May 28 2003 1:44AM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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only one way to find out...
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May 28 2003 2:09AM
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snow-bunny
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i've already been hit by a bus...but it wasn't moving very fast..i asked some people at school if they would care som guy said that he would be driving the bus...but besides that a whole bunch of people would miss me

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May 28 2003 9:49AM
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Lateralis
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lots of people would care


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May 28 2003 9:54AM
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five0
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jono..what happened with visine?
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May 28 2003 2:23PM
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KWagner
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I would care if i died...
Jun 8 2003 3:17PM
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weazelzb
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no one.... im a loner wid a boner


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 8 2003 3:21PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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people wold jus laugh at whoever told them that i got hit...essentially laughing at me

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Jun 8 2003 4:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i think a lot of people at school would cry if I died. Not because they were my friends but just because girls do that. Like 5 kids have died at my school in the last few years and it seems like everyone is crying whether they knew them or not.

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Jun 8 2003 4:30PM
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weazelzb
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girls....
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


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Jun 8 2003 4:37PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
Five0 - kid stops in middle of high way. decides to put on visene. gets hit by escalade
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Jun 8 2003 4:48PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
oh wow...i thought the kid stops in the middle of a highway...puts on vaseline and gets hit by an escalde....
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Jun 8 2003 7:26PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
yeah that was what happened, but it was visene, not vaseline
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Jun 8 2003 11:08PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Every male, lesbian, and bisexual on the planet. And my cat Milo, who has luekemia.
Jun 8 2003 11:28PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
aw, my kitty had leukemia =(
That made me sad...

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Jun 9 2003 12:14AM
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P-JO
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one of my good friends got hit by a bus, but we just laughed at him, and then all agreed that it sucked he got hit.


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Jun 9 2003 12:16AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
it really depends if it killed you or not...

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Jun 9 2003 12:22AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
last year a bus made an extra wide turn and came over top of the sidewalk and ran into my knee...it hurt like hell. and people laughed at me. shows how much they care...

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Jun 9 2003 12:34AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well i swear to god this is what i was thinking..he stops puts on vaseline and got hit but just slip with the truck so he didnt get hurt
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Jun 11 2003 3:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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vaseline haha.

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Jun 11 2003 3:55PM
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Muppet
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that's funny
Jun 11 2003 4:03PM
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alpentalik
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a know someone that got hit by a bus...she was just standing on the street corner and the bus came up behind her, really close to the curb and the side view mirror hit her in the head...didn't even see it coming...one of the worst ways to die for sure...she had so much ahead of her too, sad.


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Jun 11 2003 4:39PM
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mammothpunks
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no one

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Jun 11 2003 4:43PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
alpentalik...that's really sad!

When I think of getting hit by a bus, I think of that movie, Final Destination, cause one of the girls gets killed by a bus...

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Jun 11 2003 4:49PM
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vegabond
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the whole world would care because i am special.

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Jun 11 2003 4:54PM
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*cowboy*
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why was this kid go in the middle of a highway to put visine in his eyes?



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Jun 11 2003 4:58PM
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BrodyLeven
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people would pretend to care, then talk about themselves because everyone i know are a bunch of fucking self centered bitches who only think about themselves

rant.


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Jun 11 2003 5:44PM
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BrodyLeven
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everyone is so CLICHE


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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 11 2003 5:45PM
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Diggla
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well, if i got hit by a bus, the only person that would actually give a damn, would be me and my lawyer, i would sue the pants off the school! i would say in my statement that i smelled booze on the drivers breath when go out and peeped my lifeless body
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Jun 11 2003 5:50PM
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CalgaryJibber
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one time my friend was leaving on the last day of school- and in tha parking lot walkin backwards and i siad to him HEY GREG! DONT WALK INTO THAT CAR BACKING OUT BEHIND YOU! and he laughed thinkin i was jokin- turned around- and slammed into the side of a van- i lauhed
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Jun 11 2003 5:57PM
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wolfmansbro
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i wouldnt care if you got hit by a bus

Jun 11 2003 5:57PM
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five0
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dont jump in front of a bus...become anorexic like me..and if u do it long enough you'll die and someone will find your lifeless body with no weight because your muscles and fat and organs were eaten
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Jun 11 2003 8:19PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i already got hit by a bus and no one cared

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Jun 11 2003 8:21PM
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SaraJ
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some kid ran into my bus and got the driver fired. Now we have a witch up in that front seat.

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Jun 11 2003 8:23PM
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rebel
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Are we feeling a little underapprciated?
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Jun 11 2003 9:28PM
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jibberkid69
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death dosn't scare me as much as being paralyzed. death comes for all of us eventually, after all, we were all born to die



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Jun 12 2003 12:10AM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
and i think that it would only effect my parents in the long term. everyone else would probably get over it



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Jun 12 2003 12:11AM
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lagwagon
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im guessing 10

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Jun 12 2003 1:50AM
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caleBCaleb
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^^'we were all born to die' thats a nice way to put it
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Jun 12 2003 1:53AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
yah, dying isn't too cool.....and i dont think its on my top 10 things to do before i'm 20

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Jun 12 2003 1:57AM
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caylorswift
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umm.. its not really a person..

but i think my frig might miss me a lot



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