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Tanner Harness

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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
Why does tanner sometimes wear a harness?
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May 24 2003 1:55AM
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dr.awkward
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part of his ghetto fab wigga wiggaty fo shiz nit style.
May 24 2003 1:57AM
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The_Professor
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because he was jibbin and skiing in the BC, i dont really know what theyre supposed to dobut davenport, mcconkey, hugo harrison, kent kreitler, all those guys wear them when theyre doing big mountain and BC shit



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May 24 2003 11:55AM
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miss_hevern87
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they make you fly.






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May 24 2003 12:28PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
they bunch up your balls

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May 24 2003 12:39PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
they are for climbing. you tie ropes to them so it you fall, you dont go all the way down the mountain/cliff and die.


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

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May 24 2003 12:45PM
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weazelzb
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oooooo that makes sense


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May 24 2003 1:37PM
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Ds91260
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its fo tha laydayz
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May 24 2003 1:42PM
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lineGB
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its b/c tanner hall is the best skiier alive and thovex
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May 24 2003 1:47PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
tannaz a pimp fo shizzle


jigga say wha??
May 24 2003 1:50PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
'its b/c tanner hall is the best skiier alive and thovex'

oh my. Easy now you tanner mark.

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May 24 2003 1:53PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
if there is a risk of cravasse's it would be in ones bet interest to wear a harness...or any other way of becoming stranded in an unaccessbile ragion of the mountain...that way some fool can drop you a rope...or if youre fucked drop down to you and set you up....so you don't die.


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May 24 2003 2:25PM
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LineBoarder
Posts: 3762 - Karma: 84
yes, tanner and candide have the game on lock w/out a doubt




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May 24 2003 6:39PM
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sherLocke
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i would where one to eliminate ball slap i think. especially me cuz i have scratch bindings. they are huge fuckin boners in the back that catch your nuts on a backseat landing.
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May 24 2003 11:05PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
ok a harness wouldnt help with that... and anyway how do you hit your balls on the bindings??
May 25 2003 1:05AM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
ok but does the harnest help you from fallin if there is no rope attached? dont think so..... but what if .. nah, not possible
May 25 2003 1:28AM
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killswitch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 110
yeah, those fuckers have sacked me before too, snonasty.
May 25 2003 2:33AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
here is the real reason for the harness.
It's a well known fact that tanner and candide boost bigger than most humans possibly can, so the simple explanation is that the harness is actually keeping the sentient being in the ass of it's host, which just happens to be candide and tanner.

happy now?

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FROSTMONKEY
May 25 2003 2:34AM
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Mike-O
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what the fuck is a sentient? Just asking..
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May 25 2003 10:14AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
sentient:
1 : responsive to or conscious of sense impressions
2 : AWARE
3 : finely sensitive in perception or feeling

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May 25 2003 10:22AM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Fuck, I wear a harness skiing at Blue in Ontario, I just do it to be cool like tanner though.
May 25 2003 12:43PM
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lagwagon
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Tanner Hall sucks!
HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
May 25 2003 6:15PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hmmmm.......

lagwagon
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Ridiculous

2003-05-25 18:15:54
Tanner Hall sucks!
HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!

...........uh huh, yea

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May 25 2003 6:18PM
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R.Fahey
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u guys will prolly be like.....u r retarded. but i came up with this idea that they mightn wear the harness b/c when u get towed behind the snowbile u wouldn't have to hold on. b/c if u r takin like laps on a backcounty kicker it would be easy (when the snowmovile takes you back up) to attach a rope to the harness rather than hold it.
May 25 2003 8:16PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
id think that that could hurt your back pretty bad, all of a sudden getting yanked uphill by the complete force of a snowmobile on your waist...

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May 25 2003 8:22PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
it wouldnt hurt in the steezy position, plus u could hold on with ur arms, but that does seem kinda retarted
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'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 25 2003 8:24PM
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C.Royce
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what would happen if he fell behind the snowmobile just get drug? ouch could kill them
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May 25 2003 8:31PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea, thats y its retarded, i u fell ud be in for one hell of a ride
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'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 25 2003 8:35PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Uh, how would they let go of the rope if they had it attached to their harness? They just hold the rope in their hands alright.
May 25 2003 10:39PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
when hes doing HELLA MAD tricks over big gaps, he is known to use wires.
May 25 2003 11:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
harnesses make your nuts look way bigger. Thats the only reason anyone wears them.

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May 26 2003 4:26PM
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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
unless he does some rock climbing while chilling
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May 26 2003 4:37PM
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vtrider
Posts: 1988 - Karma: 41
you guys are all retards, they wear harnesses because if they get into a position when they are skiing the wicked steep stuff where they cant get down then can get picked up by the helocopter. (think of the coast guard) also if they get hurt they can be wisked off a little easyer.
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