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Biatheletes are the most dangerous men on the planet
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I mean think about it imagine a pack of like 20 of them in the winter with sniper rifles and cross-country skis. They could take on whole armies take over towns anything shit man
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You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
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thank you for the random but informative post
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thatd be scary man
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man, imagine if like, they had uhhh.....synchornized swimming shooty things, then the military could train em instead of those Seal guys......Yeah
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My exgirlfriend was a biathalete. She could shoot stuff pretty good. Her whole team practiced in spandex and I approved.
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Yeah biatheletes should take ski resorts hostage.. no one could get them. sorry I'm just really bored I moved to Utah about two weeks ago my home is 2000 miles away and I have no friends or money I'm going crazy I'm waiting on a student loan so I can buy a fuckin crotch rocket
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You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
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its such a weird event. do you think it originated from the military? cuz ski soldiers were used frequently in WWI and WWII. mabye it was a training device for the soldiers, and it got transfered to a sport.
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don't you have to own like more than one crotch rocket to live in utah. o wait unless your talking about a bike....
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no thats colorado sorry little buddy......
Yeah maybe it was a military disapline or it could be a common skill for hunters that lived in winter climates who had ot provide food for their families
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You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
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i know a biathalete
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Probably did orginate from something military. It seems like a very Seals thing to do.
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they should have downhill biatheletes! then they let a pack of people rip down the hill at the same time and they race but they can shoot each other! then I'd watch it. even if they use rubber bulletes and they just get knocked out so they can race again the next day. that would be cool.
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Yeah, my girlfriend's team was through cadets, they are the only league in Canada I think. So yeah, it definatly has something to do with the military.
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If you go back far enough most olympic events were a military event at one point. look at Javelin and hurtles etc.
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i never thought of it as being military, makes lots of sense....VERID EH!
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that'd b pretty cool. u could take whole resort towns hostage. the french team could come over and beat all the mormans out of utah for us
once u can ski midwest dirt and grass, you can call yourself good
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that would take a while, they would just keep having more kids.
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what about summer? would they have rollerskates?
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running with a big heavy target rifle would suck balls
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there just a bunch of pansies shootin cap guns
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could you imagine NS biathlon, hitting a transfer jump whipping out a gun take out a few targets whilde doing a corked 9
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why is it that the biathalon isnt catorgorized under skiing in the olympics. ive been doing research on skiing for a school project and i went to the olympic website and for winter sports skiing and biathalon are two tottaly different sports wtf is this, you still have to be mad fast on skis to be good and that shit, not just a good shot.
peace,paul
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