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Male seeking loving companion
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Hi, My name is Dave. I like long walks on the beach and cuddling next to those fake fireplaces that you see in either trailer homes or cheap motels. I play the Clarinet and I enjoy tap dancing with my mom. I'm looking for someone who can show me a good time and has a car to drive me around in. So, if you're a guy who plays hockey and has a good job (like stripping) please reply to this message so we can begin a beautiful relationship. Ok, thank you buh bye.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
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i do all........even spit,swallow and gargle!
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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Hahaha Dave, you're the best
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Oh Golly!
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
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E is the vowel most used in the english language
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All frogs are homosexuals
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'Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. ' - How funny is that c/o the NS weird and wonderful fact finder
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im a frogg and im bisexual
Dallan!
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Ridiculous
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Congratulations
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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply
Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
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yeah, thats hillarious anyways, dave you need to make mroe threads
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams
Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army
HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
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DAve - I have to intervene.
I know this man.
he is just as crazy in reality, as he is on the internet.
Stay away.
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Jodi why are you getting in the way of Daves happiness?...all he wants is a little lovin'
CMc - *NSFD*
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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
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I think dave is pretty cool. Nobody else can keep a goldfish happy like he can.
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ha ha ha... I didn't even post this shit... I have no clue who did. ha ha. right.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
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this is some funny shit though... someone had better fess up so I can kick their asses. fockers.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
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Oh Balls it was you I know it was:) IT's ok we love you anyhow!!!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm a bitch
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Dave u need to get a nice furry warm cuddly kitten thats still alive!!!
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Girl All The bad Guys Want!
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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
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my kitten is still alive even though it had really bad cancer but i think shes better so, YAY
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams
Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army
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haha dave i was thinking i should post something about the randomness of yet another post by you..but then i saw you say it wasnt you....hmmm well you just ruined it for me, didnt you?!?!haha
'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
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Dave Likes Kittens.
*Viva La Ressistance!*
Punk isn't a style of music, it's a state of mind.
Rock and roll...
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Why is that blank? Wierd... :-\
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Dave Likes Kittens.
*Viva La Ressistance!*
Punk isn't a style of music, it's a state of mind.
Rock and roll...
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Dave you sexy boy. It's time to sleep on my couch huh?
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i just farted, it one of those hot ones, it smell real bad.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist
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Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother
Canada, better than the us
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The worlds only creative post whore.
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Austin are you hitting on me? blush... te he.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
I like dead kittens.
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Jodi...
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I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints
Lagwagon - you are a failure...
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