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Ice-Is-Scary
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Why isn't there any good female skiers? I mean I'm not saying they suck but honestly theres no advantage in skiing if your a guy skiing pipe is about finess not muscle. You figure the pro girls would be a little better or at least more of them. I guess most girls try to be a trendy cool snowboarder these days. I was watching an aerials comp the other day and the girls do like half the flips and spins as the guys do. Aerials is like airborne gymnastics you figure theres not much of a male advantage.

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May 21 2003 10:45PM
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girl_jibBer
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dude...there are some really good female park/pipe skier....for example look at the quality of skiing at the WSI. The girls went off!!!! The Global X games were not designed to showcase the top athletes, but take the top athletes from the selected regions. In this case a couple of the regions didn't have strong skiers....which is unfortunate especially since this will be the first time the world gets a chance to see girls in the pipe.
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May 21 2003 11:13PM
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ridelesdiablerets
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like marie et sarah..il y a bcp..t'es un batard


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May 21 2003 11:18PM
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Froggy
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May 21 2003 11:37PM
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SeanB
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Marie and Sarah are sick, Kristies flatspins make me look like quite the fool.


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May 22 2003 12:57AM
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snowqueen
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thank you girljibber... you guys need to get out more.. it's just one comp.. dont judge off of that! come on!
May 22 2003 1:10AM
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mommy
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its because all women are extremely weak and cant controll big skis.
May 22 2003 9:47AM
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lineskier10
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yeah the strength factor probably makes a differnce because they cant control the skis or pop off the lip as hard
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May 22 2003 10:00AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i hate that hole girl power shit. they are weak when it comes t skiiing

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May 22 2003 10:43AM
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ColoradoFlats
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yeah, i think sarah is still pushin the sport, but it is def. slow goin...
May 22 2003 10:54AM
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snowqueen
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i guess you guys havent skiing with a strong girl skier then?
May 22 2003 11:34AM
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show me one




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May 22 2003 11:43AM
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ColoradoFlats
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yeah exactly, i hear about all these sick girls....where are they? at stuff like the USFO? How come Sarah keeps winning everything? There's nothing better than a girl that can rip, so show us the proof...
May 22 2003 2:16PM
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snowqueen
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we are out here.. at the usfso there where 20 girls!! that's alot! at the wsi there was 9 soild girl riders.
May 22 2003 2:35PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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if global x wasnt designed to show the top riders what was it designed to do?

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May 22 2003 3:08PM
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mikee
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Make money. And Yeah I was dissapointed as well.

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May 22 2003 3:16PM
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Lateralis
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im not sayin this to be a sexist but it is true that guys are bigger,faster and stronger than women when it comes to sports,thats just the way it is,so no one ragg on me for saying this,its true


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May 22 2003 4:08PM
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lanks
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agreed, its just a fact

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May 22 2003 4:15PM
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luxuryduck
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now let us all sit down by the campfire, and look back to the times of primitive man....
May 22 2003 4:18PM
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AppSkier
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whoever said that very few girls get into skiing now is right. there arent that many girl skiers to begin with anyway.


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May 22 2003 4:37PM
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cravate
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well if thats such a fact. (which it is) start taking it into concideration. there are elements we have to face and overcome. and we are slowly doing it. so we may take a little longer to get to where the guys are. but we are strong and we will get there.
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May 22 2003 5:15PM
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ColoradoFlats
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anyone know a chick that can flare in the pipe?
May 22 2003 6:18PM
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snowqueen
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this summer baby
May 22 2003 6:41PM
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petek
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first off, sarah was goin HUGE, and did a SICK 720, so stfu.



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May 22 2003 7:23PM
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ColoradoFlats
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you stfu, fawkin jackie
May 22 2003 7:31PM
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Mykel
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some of their airs were squirly and not stylie...I'm almost as good as a couple of the girls in pipe..and I ski pipe like once every year and a half...they ski almost every day...agreed?
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May 22 2003 7:42PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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So you guys are saying since girls are weaker they can't ski as good? You think tanner hall is some kinda muscleman? My sister is probably stronger than him . I dont think strength has anything to do with skiing except maybe bumps and like 80 m.p.h GS. girls are good at gymnastics thats pretty much what park skiing is just a lot faster and cooler and colder.

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May 22 2003 9:18PM
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Lateralis
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yeah,tanners got women strength and organs more than likely, oh and maybe us men go so much bigger and arent as afraid to get hurt since our threshold of pain is 9 times higher than a woman


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May 22 2003 9:27PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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yeah threshold for pain/balls probably has more to do with it. Also it's exceptations people don't expect as much out of womans athletes but I mean some sports should be coed like pro-pool.

Crashin' with Passion'

You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
May 22 2003 9:39PM
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Lateralis
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now pool,women are just as good as men if not sometimes better,


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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May 22 2003 9:41PM
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TKMB
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they definately arent that good, but for the amount of time they have been doing it theyre alright. theyre definately pushing themselves, but in comparison to mens skiing abilities, oooo no no no. the best trick at global x womens was a 7, definately a nice one, but thats a best trick. boo. theyre doin what they can do so
May 22 2003 9:50PM
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Phrosty
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bitches suck at everything, ok the best womens skiers and snowboarders are worse than some little kids. I have been pondering this shit for a long time, why do they suck so bad? It doesn't make sense, I mean if I use my hand I can be done in like 30-45 seconds, but it'll take a bitch like 15 minutes to get the job done. I just don't get it.


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May 22 2003 10:31PM
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C.Royce
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oh god phrosty
May 22 2003 10:40PM
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SkeeOrDye
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The only chicks ive seen that could beat up an army were either:
a.)a lesbien
b.)used to be a man
c.)lumberjack lady (qualifies as a lesbien)...

why dont they ski
May 22 2003 10:57PM
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SHARPIE69
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chicks can rip, theres mad sexism on this board.... im stoked on ripping chicks dudes, i mean you gotta encourage em, cause putting them down will get them no where...

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May 22 2003 11:38PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
at least girls have boobs and stuff, so I mean they aren't that bad...and one more thing, how would us dudes ever get laid without women around? so think before you start being a mean person
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day :)


***the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!
****I don't just huck, I suck
***Actually my name isn't even James!
****Hugs not drugs!
***can't we all just get along?
****I hate hate
***visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!
****I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!
***the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!
****How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!
***Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.
****Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!
***Don't drop your pocket!
****I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
***stuhalverson:9slickjamesjik, your signature is to damn long!!! eliminate the spaces or something.
****conceptkid: nah, i think this forum sux becuase of slickjames and his completely gay sig. shorten it up and people might start coming back. I think montana is pretty sick for skiing, maybe not in missoula but in whitefish for sure. Im gonna stick with montana skiing and no waiting in lines at lifts
***linechick1260: james after reading your signature i forgot what the post was about....that means its too long...

Don't hate me because of my signature!
May 22 2003 11:40PM
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C.Royce
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wow slickjamesjik you're an ass...'they're good for gettin laid thats it'
May 22 2003 11:44PM
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quebecfreestyler
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denise did a flare in quality control, some 15 years old chick from st anne do 900 and shits

Sarah wins every comps she enter cause she is consistent and can kick more then half of the male competitor ass.

Women are good skier, they might not be as competitive as the big names in skiing but they are still way better then most of the guys who are into our sport


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May 23 2003 12:34AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I'm not saying theres not a good female skier on the planet. I mean theres one of pretty much every kind of person on this planet. I'm just saying our physical advantages in a sport like skiing arn't really existant. I'm sure theres plenty of chicks that are better park skiers than me. I'm not that good it's just you figured the BEST in the sport could throw sometihn other than a 7 thats all or maybe some sick inverts like even the woman snowboarders were kidna dumb in the pipe grab,grab,grab,540,grab **CLAPS***

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You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
May 23 2003 3:25AM
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dpoiii
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ya she did a seven..but it wasn't grabbed or anything I don't get why it was that great
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May 23 2003 7:42AM
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ColoradoFlats
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yeah right quebec, name one pro she could beat besides johnnyM and chrisH in the pipe...and sarah wins because noone challenges her.
May 23 2003 8:16AM
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jibberkid69
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yea, girls do suck, but that's why they are so great





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May 23 2003 8:28AM
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May 23 2003 8:55AM
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mommy
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in the world of professional skiing, the best woman skier is worse than the worst male skier. you chicks are horrible.
May 23 2003 10:03AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
oh, and sure tanner isnt a ripped macho fag, but i bet he has some decent strengh to controll those skis. theyre a few inches taller than him.
May 23 2003 10:05AM
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dspin7x
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'Sarah wins every comps she enter cause she is consistent and can kick more then half of the male competitor ass.'

hahaha right cedric... that was a good one, who are all these male competitors sarah could beat?
May 23 2003 1:14PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
hey I didn't say 'they're good for getting laid and thats it' that's just one nice thing that they make up for beacsue of their bad skiing talents...plus they enjoy it too usually, and well I'm just joking around so cool!
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day :)


***the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!
****I don't just huck, I suck
***Actually my name isn't even James!
****Hugs not drugs!
***can't we all just get along?
****I hate hate
***visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!
****I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!
***the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!
****How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!
***Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.
****Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!
***Don't drop your pocket!
****I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
***stuhalverson:9slickjamesjik, your signature is to damn long!!! eliminate the spaces or something.
****conceptkid: nah, i think this forum sux becuase of slickjames and his completely gay sig. shorten it up and people might start coming back. I think montana is pretty sick for skiing, maybe not in missoula but in whitefish for sure. Im gonna stick with montana skiing and no waiting in lines at lifts
***linechick1260: james after reading your signature i forgot what the post was about....that means its too long...

Don't hate me because of my signature!
May 23 2003 2:21PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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sarah birk is all squirly. her legs are un even when she spins. the only girl that i think is good that is a pro is kristy leskinen. her flats are super nice

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May 23 2003 3:24PM
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marlin_102
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didnt sarah do a 7 at last years' wsi? its in her section in happy days im pretty sure.
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May 23 2003 5:03PM
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ColoradoFlats
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Bristol, those are hucked rodeo7's not flats...
May 23 2003 5:11PM
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