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Last thoughts of a drunk

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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
"Damn that floor looks comfortable"

any more?
Nov 8 2006 6:57PM
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eLevate
Posts: 2489 - Karma: 49
"hahhaha and ill go over here...."
Nov 8 2006 6:57PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
"why the fuck am i on a tilt a whirl i thought i was in my bed"
Nov 8 2006 7:03PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
"Watch this!"
Nov 8 2006 7:10PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
"this girl's dope!"
Nov 8 2006 7:10PM
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badskier82
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
" can i stick it there?"
Nov 8 2006 7:12PM
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SkiFakie614
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
"wonder if she's on the pill... ?"
Nov 8 2006 7:12PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

well it varies. im my head it sounds like
"hello mother, no i wasnt drinking i was simply saving the wildlife and curing cancer."
yet it always seems to come out
"heeeyyloooo mommmmmmyyy!"

Nov 8 2006 7:20PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
"god damn do I have to piss"
Nov 8 2006 7:20PM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
wait, thats the couch i was humping,,,,?
Nov 8 2006 7:21PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
"were going streaking!"
Nov 8 2006 7:24PM
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396222687862
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arn't you like 14? hahahah
Nov 8 2006 7:24PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
"hey check out that squirrel lets go catch it"
Nov 8 2006 7:26PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
"hold up girl i gotta pissss"
Nov 8 2006 7:29PM
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pussyfooter.
Posts: 331 - Karma: 7
"What the fuck did i do tonight??"
Nov 8 2006 7:31PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
at a halloween party

" damm son that po po costume looks so legit"
Nov 8 2006 7:33PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
durrrrrrrrr, where'd my beer go?
Nov 8 2006 7:35PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
"What seems to be the officer problem?"
Nov 8 2006 7:39PM
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396222687862
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HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Nov 8 2006 7:43PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
"she is just big boned...."
Nov 8 2006 8:06PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
hahahaha i LOLed on that one
Nov 8 2006 8:08PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173

officer, i cant reach my id unless u hold my beer.

Nov 8 2006 8:15PM
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oops
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
"yeah i'll play edward 40 hands!"
Nov 8 2006 8:16PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
" hmmm this chick looks hot"
Nov 8 2006 8:21PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
"your 18 right?"
Nov 8 2006 8:23PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
oh man, i dont feel too hot.

or the classic

ill jsut crash on this bench for a sec and be ready to go.
Nov 8 2006 8:25PM
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cracko
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 12
"be there in a minute"
Nov 8 2006 8:56PM
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nicurrie
Posts: 193 - Karma: 11
im not drunk
Nov 8 2006 9:17PM
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Beamer12
Posts: 3227 - Karma: 46
"shes not gonna look this hot in the morning"
Nov 8 2006 9:19PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
"Pssh, of course I can break this break over my head...watch"
Nov 8 2006 9:20PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
"Man, that bitch is so fly..."
Nov 8 2006 9:23PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
"Maybe I should get out of this tree before I...(thump"
Nov 8 2006 9:24PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
"Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God"
Nov 8 2006 10:02PM
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SkiEastCoast
Posts: 1457 - Karma: 0
"Son, have you been drinking tonight..FUCK no (than i run away) dipset officer..."


Me: dude i think iam throwing up?
friend: dude no ur not
me: dude yeh i just put my cig out with my throw up
friend: sweet than i black out
Nov 8 2006 10:07PM
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SkiEastCoast
Posts: 1457 - Karma: 0
when i got cought at the beach i was so drunk i signed the ciation on a 90 degree angle. like my names straight up.
Nov 8 2006 10:12PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
Me: are you sleeping here tonight
Dumb ass: Nah im going home
Me: um u might wanna stay here your mom might get mad
Dumb ass: My mom doesnt suspect a thing (drink more beer, pass out on the ruit table)
Nov 8 2006 10:17PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
" i wonder when he last cleaned this bathroom floor..."

"maybe she'll take a hint if i get naked"
Nov 8 2006 11:02PM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
"that looks breakable"
Nov 8 2006 11:15PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
were are my keys
Nov 8 2006 11:17PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
"how the hell did i end up down here?"
Nov 8 2006 11:31PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
Wow...I meant Brick...man I'm dumb
Nov 8 2006 11:32PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
"oooonnee mooorree beeer"
Nov 9 2006 12:01AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
"i cant even taste this rum, set me up a funnel!!"
Nov 9 2006 12:05AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
"yeah bitches!!! last man stanndinnnnng (crash)"
Nov 9 2006 2:16AM
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Casey
Posts: 7778 - Karma: 23,374
"that statue chick is hot"
Nov 9 2006 2:28AM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Where the fuck did my clothes go??

Sweet, school tomorrow.
Nov 9 2006 4:04AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
"I think I'll do one more"
Nov 9 2006 8:24AM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
hahhhhhhahaha
Nov 9 2006 9:52AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
hahahahaha
Nov 9 2006 11:29AM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
after sex

"so whats your name again?"
Nov 9 2006 1:13PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
"fuck you im not scared watch me."
Nov 9 2006 2:02PM
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