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I'm so drunk right now

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BoomSkier
Posts: 305 - Karma: 17
yeah, it's great, i made this awsome mix with smirnof, peppermint schnops, this wierd french shit, barcadi razz, and some other stuff. it's awosome. we also taught some froshies how to drink and they only had some pussy shit with like 21% alcohol and they can't take shit. yeah
Nov 5 2006 3:53AM
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japollner
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fgt
Nov 5 2006 4:10AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
obviously youre barely even drunk if you could post it that coherently. damn, that was an easier read than most of the shit on here.
Nov 5 2006 5:02AM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
your a fag by posting your drunk on NS and your probably 12 yrs old because your making a shit mix of your parents alchohol. ??????????
Nov 5 2006 5:27AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
If you were so drunk right now, you'd be trying to make this thread on your microwave.
Nov 5 2006 5:28AM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
yah dude, if you were really drunk, writing this thread would be like fucking pam andy, just too damn impossible to try,
Nov 5 2006 6:25AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
SkiSwitch167 + Drinking = Gay
- Drinking = Gay - Drinking

SkiSwitch167 = Gay - Drinking

Therefore, SkiSwitch167 is a gay drinker

Simple Mathmatics proves is.
Nov 5 2006 7:38AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i dont see how that works out. if you subtract drinking from both sides of the first equation you wouldnt get - drinking from it, it would cancel out.
Nov 5 2006 7:42AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
The post removed my spacings, but trust me it works. Thats second line is supposed to show how I went from the first equation to the second, trust me I majored in math until I flunked out.
Nov 5 2006 7:45AM
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NFproductions
Posts: 1093 - Karma: 12
owned.
Nov 5 2006 8:36AM
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nicurrie
Posts: 193 - Karma: 11
its what you want
Nov 5 2006 8:41AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
okay you mathmatically dis-inclined

1+2=3

Subtract 2 from each side you get 1=3-2=1

SkiSwitch167 + Drinking = Gay
WE SUBTRACT DRINKING FROM BOTH SIDES

SkiSwitch167 = Gay - Drinking

You kids are like lemmings
Nov 5 2006 9:15AM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
you would get 5=5 dumbass

1+2=3
+2      +2

5=5


skiswitch7= gay-drinking would mean he is gay without drinking i guess


Nov 5 2006 9:46AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
i wish i was cool enough to take 1 shot from my parents and make a rediculous combo and then brag about how drunk i was to ns, because i would be sitting at hime, alone, not drunk at all...because i only took one shot
Nov 5 2006 11:14AM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
drinking is sweet
Nov 5 2006 11:21AM
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cracko
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 12
you are clearly not drunk.
Nov 5 2006 11:22AM
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+public_ennemy+
Posts: 267 - Karma: 46
you write pretty well for a drunk guy, any ortograph mistake in your thread...your not drunk at all
Nov 5 2006 11:27AM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
do you want a fucking cookie
Nov 5 2006 11:56AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
wow i wish i was as cool as you are, because getting shitfaced automatically makes you awesome.
Nov 5 2006 12:29PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
true and he sounds like some 12 yo douche trying to be cool
Nov 5 2006 12:40PM
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freeskier824
Posts: 813 - Karma: 11
why should he trust you if you flunked out
Nov 5 2006 12:43PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
yeah so true, unless he completely proof read it... but he was "drunk" so he probably didnt
Nov 5 2006 2:27PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
look at skiswitchs quote you either kick ass or lick ass he licks ass and is a fake drunk noob
Nov 5 2006 4:44PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
whats with all this hate?

ease up on the kid, you are bringing yourself to the level you think he is at by bashing.

Nov 5 2006 4:59PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
everyone is going to hate on a fake drunk noob its just the way it is
Nov 5 2006 6:58PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
im also pretty dfrunk right now, ya....no parents for a week, im gonna have some fun YO!
Nov 5 2006 7:01PM
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PissJunya
Posts: 33 - Karma: 9
this is the kinda guy piss junya supports gettin ill pissy drunk for all yall fools
Nov 5 2006 7:05PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
what a fag, even if you are drunk its so gay to tell people about it nobody wants to here some stupid noob talk about how cool he thinks he is by drinking. its people like you that make me hate faggots so much
Nov 5 2006 7:17PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
thats pure mellow shit
Nov 5 2006 7:18PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
why dont you say i support instead of piss junya supports? and who are you ? you just seem to have popped up and are posting in every thread there is
Nov 5 2006 7:21PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
what kind of cookie?
Nov 5 2006 7:23PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
chocolate milk?
Nov 5 2006 7:34PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
man geffeler or what ever the fuck your name is you are a fucking loser man get a girlfrriend or something serious


and to the 12 year old making this thread i'm stoned off my case right now but you don't see me running to my computer to telll all the wonderful people of NS that
Nov 5 2006 7:37PM
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wasatch
Posts: 428 - Karma: 62
I piss alcohol as a party favor.
Nov 5 2006 7:43PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
when im drunk i can't type. when i drink i don't drink peppermint cuz that's nasty. and when im drunk i don't go on when it's still light out!
Nov 5 2006 7:43PM
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PissJunya
Posts: 33 - Karma: 9
well thats cause i have to let it be known im the pissjunya of the junya crew. and i think you just keep popping up in my threads.
Nov 5 2006 7:43PM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
You are a grade 'A' Badass
Nov 5 2006 8:17PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
hahahaha, this is funny. and kid, you arnt drunk, and those freshies you speak of are prolly a year younger than you. if you were, you either wouldnt be able to get to your computer, or itd look like this:

sok ,l. im ilidkw sofooo drimndck righr nowq. we miceddf lAAL thins shjit...


either way, posting about it is lame. if you actually had a funny story, then its all good. but otherwise, NO ONE CARES!
Nov 5 2006 8:34PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
yea there's no way he would be using apostrophes in his post...they are THE most overlooked key on the keyboard...it's a shame
Nov 5 2006 8:42PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
i swear to drunk im not god, officer
Nov 5 2006 8:46PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
its not totaly unreasonable for someone to type when they are drunk its just when your drunk you usually have better things to do then come on NS and he wouldn't care about going out of his way to post how drunk he is
Nov 5 2006 9:16PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
haha its like that old adam sandler skit with david spade where hes like "oh dude Im so drunk" when he had non alchoholic beers
Nov 5 2006 9:21PM
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ski_freak86
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10
Oduels!
Nov 5 2006 9:37PM
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ski_god_777
Posts: 42 - Karma: 4
Ur such a lying fag

GO BACK TO UR PARENTS BASEMENT TO JERK OFF TO 10 YEAR OLDS
Nov 5 2006 10:13PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
sounds cool
Nov 5 2006 10:31PM
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zsimko88
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
who gets drunk and goes on ns? shouldnt you like be out or something right now and not at your computer?

fag
Nov 5 2006 10:36PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
wow he still hasnt replied to his own thread, i guess hes embarassed
Nov 5 2006 10:46PM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
^ just what i was thinking. Maybe he was sooo drunk he forgot that he started this thread????????????
Nov 6 2006 4:10AM
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BoomSkier
Posts: 305 - Karma: 17
a reply... i hereby apologize for this thread, i had just had my last soccer game for the season so to celebrate i had some alcohol. my friend typed for me, i just felt like some thing to be shared at the time. if you feel i am a "fag" go ahead and feel that because insults such as that really do not hurt me personaly at all. my signature, which i saw was brought up, is a quote by a famous army general who did something cool that i forgot.

Nov 7 2006 6:47PM
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ski_god_777
Posts: 42 - Karma: 4
why are u lying again u fucking faggot
Nov 7 2006 6:51PM
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BoomSkier
Posts: 305 - Karma: 17
did you not see that i don't give a damn if you call me a faggot or don't believe me, because i don't know you and you don't know shit about me. i was just trying to let people know whats up.
Nov 7 2006 6:56PM
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