yea basically it went like this:
psyc: I feel some negativity
psyc: some negativity, netavitity
me: um...what kind of negativity?
psyc: negativity, netatigivty?
me: like depression negativity?
psyc: negativty negativity
me: um...ok...I didn't really have any negativity
psyc: well I see that you have had depression in your past, is that true?
me: uh, no
psyc: well that is what I see. you have had depression inyour past and you seem happy now but you are depressed deep down.
me: umm (what I'm thinking: 'what the fuck bitch!!')
psyc: well, I also see that in your parents there was some drug, alchohol or sexual abuse?
me: no, definately not.
psyc: well I see that.
me: ok...so what will happen to me in the future
psyc: well this reading really isn't about the future
me: right (glare at her, try not to look at the 15 friends watching me)
psyc: but you will live a long, fullfilling life...and you will be married in the next 4 to 5 years.
psyc: you will have 2 children from 3 guys
me: (start laughing hysterically, almost start making up shit and yell 'I'M PREGNANT' just to fruck with her mind...or readings)
psyc: you will have your own business, yea...a successful business, your own business
blah blah blah. it was lame