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Mothers Day

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srwinnsuco
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What did everyone get for there mum on mothers day. I decided just to go to city market and get my mom flowers instead of going to a graveyard and stealing some.
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May 11 2003 8:37PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
flowers card n dinner...


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May 11 2003 8:39PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
city market is the shit. my step father and I have cart races down the aisles. it's wonderful
for momma's day, and partly my bday tommarow we went out to dinner @ my 'rents fav restuarant. and I made her a very sweet card. seemed to go over well when she cried and smiled. :)

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May 11 2003 8:48PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
took her out for lunch, got her some gardening tools, she's into gardening...
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May 11 2003 8:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
2 coffee mugs some cookies and a card

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May 11 2003 9:01PM
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gravteck
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Honestly: A card and I put a dollar inside.
May 11 2003 9:02PM
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mariberries
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aw, look at all the lovin



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May 11 2003 9:05PM
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petek
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lol, great job gravtec. yeah i made a card and bought some expensive flowers. Of course my family dont take celebrations well, it became a spectacle.









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May 11 2003 9:05PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i made her breakfast, and got her a card
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May 11 2003 9:13PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
My parents can fuck up even my birthday, which is why i cant wait to move out.









'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 11 2003 9:16PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
my mommies da fuckin best mom in da world!!


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May 11 2003 9:29PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
my mommies da fuckin best mom in da world!!


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 9:29PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
my mommies da fuckin best mom in da world!!


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 9:29PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
my mommies da fuckin best mom in da world!!


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 9:29PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
my mommies da fuckin best mom in da world!!


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 9:29PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
my mommies da fuckin best mom in da world!!


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 9:29PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
my dad and i bought her a fucking awesome gas grill. Stainless steal, roastery, side burner and tons of other features. It was like $600 but i dont even care b/c its sweet.


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May 11 2003 9:43PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i just helped around the house...it was a pretty lame gesture but its all good i guess

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May 11 2003 9:45PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
gractek, you did a dollar better than I did. I just got a card. Damn cards aren't cheap these days.
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May 11 2003 9:47PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
i was gonna spend nothing going to the graveyard and all but then i ended up going to city market to buy the flowers and i had to pay with a credit card because i didnt have any money, oh heh the credit card bill goes to my parents so they will probably be paying for the flowes so i just realized that i didnt spend any money for my mom on mothers day.
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May 11 2003 9:50PM
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mariberries
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yes! city market!
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May 11 2003 10:05PM
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marlin_102
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DFT1080, was that a guesture for her to cook more? or that her cooking sucks and maybe the barbecue will make it better?
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May 11 2003 10:15PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
DFT1080, It sounds to me like your mom wears the pants in the relationship, what are you going to get your dad for Fathers Day? A garden trowel and some rubber gardening gloves?



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
May 11 2003 11:20PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
i washed her car, ironicly we got a grill today, but it had nothing to to do with mothers day, and we went to my grandmas nursing home for a few hours, it sucked.
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May 11 2003 11:32PM
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