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CTripper
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so tonight i was hanging out with my friend and we were bored so we longboarded to the corner store so some snacks. These kids wee hanging out there, maybe 12 or 13 years old. One of them told me my skateboard was stupid, and i told him it was almost as stupid as his scooter. After we get our foot and go outside, this girl asked us for matches for her cigar, and we laughed. Then she threatened to stomp on us and her and the other kid thought about whether or not they shoudl jump us. then we went inside, got them matches, left. I called them fucking punks and the kid with the scooter chased me down the road telling me he was going to beat my little ass. I am at least 6 feet tall so i stopped to kindly tell him what a douche bag he is and he told me to suck his dick. Then i told him that i bet he would like that and i went home. yeah.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
May 10 2003 11:38PM
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bigskia
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hooray


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May 10 2003 11:41PM
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CTripper
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sorry i am bored
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
May 10 2003 11:43PM
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Ds91260
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y didnt u just beat their asses
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May 10 2003 11:44PM
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Skifree737
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you shoulda beat the fucking shit out of that peice of shit. man, if someone talked that kind of smack to my face i would be glad to knock him senseless
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May 10 2003 11:45PM
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rsd
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^i agree

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May 10 2003 11:56PM
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mikee
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I think those kids were me and my friends....or not

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May 11 2003 12:11AM
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Papa
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i hate kids who think they are the shit, kill them all
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May 11 2003 2:40AM
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cj
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hahhaha you got punked by 12 yearolds...your weak.
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May 11 2003 2:42AM
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C.Royce
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you shouldn't have beat their asses just scared them really bad
May 11 2003 2:48AM
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SaraJ
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Haha...there was this little kid at the mountain (snowboarder..) and he was standing in the lift line like he was all cool with his arms crossed and his bonfire everything. Then when I sat next to him on the chairlift, he started bitching at me for being a skier. That really pissed me off.

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May 11 2003 2:55AM
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cj
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thats when you pole him in the balls...
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May 11 2003 2:56AM
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SaraJ
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I was about to push him off the lift when he started saying 'you'd be much hotter if you snowboarded. I'd even go out with you then, etc.' He was like 12 years old! haha..then one time, one of my friend's 7th grade ski buddies was trying to act all smooth saying 'Hey, let's get hot chocolate, drinks on me *wink wink*' It sickens me...blah..

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May 11 2003 3:00AM
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cj
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'lets get some hot chocolate' - you know your underage when....
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May 11 2003 3:03AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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haha I don't get it, were they scared to get matches? and when anyone follows/chases you like that you turn around and ask him if he'd like to throw the first punch... because you know he won't and if he does then it's only self defense.
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May 11 2003 3:12AM
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cj
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does it seem odd to anyone other than me that he was being chased by 12 yearolds?
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May 11 2003 3:34AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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^ lol my thoughts exactly
May 11 2003 3:47AM
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SaraJ
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it kinda does...but who knows?

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May 11 2003 3:48AM
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SaraJ
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okay, it's kinda random..but I was doing a search on elephants, and I found that...

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May 11 2003 3:52AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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^^hahaha!!!^^

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May 11 2003 4:04AM
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Whistlermann
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You Shoulda beat them... or at least decked tem once or twice... they gota know their place. And that elephant... nice.

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May 11 2003 4:24AM
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teneighty_skier22
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for sure, or chucked his scooter across the road or something, atleast...

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May 11 2003 9:22AM
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CTripper
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how did i get punked by him? All he did was try and chase me on his scooter.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
May 11 2003 9:36AM
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1080SwitchRider
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dude, you got chased by a bunch of 12 year olds! your fuckin weak man. i would have stolen his scooter and beat him with it.
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May 11 2003 11:51AM
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1080SwitchRider
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oh that reminds me. about a year ago me and some friends caught a couple of punks trying to steal a car a from my friends dads dealership. they were so fucking scared. they each had to stand in front of us and take a punch in the face from all my friends. then we stole all their clothes, watches etc. and gave them 20 seconds to get as far away as they could. you should have seen them run!
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May 11 2003 11:56AM
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Caden
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2 years ago my friends were sittin outside skating around(they/we were bout 14 at the time) and about 7 or 8 guys that were 16 or 17 came up for no reasona nd yelled at my friend... at the time me and another guy were on our way, so there were only 3 of my friends outside... anyways, so this guy runs up behind my friend, and cracks him in the side of the head... so one of my friends runs back into his house, and gets the kids older brother(who was 18) and all his friends(he was having a party)... so the kids ran when they saw the guys comin outta the house, but 20 or so people in 4 cars chased them down(me and my friend got there to see the cars chasing them) and grabbed the kids and then the kids all started crying and apologizing. it was great.


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May 11 2003 12:59PM
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lineskier10
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yeah thats great caden, when you get punk kids who mess with younger ones threatened and crap by older one who could kill them, haha they cry and spazz out and shit, but CTripper yo did get punked because the kid just did what he wanted to you you didnt do crap to him and you bought matches for him, that is punkage
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May 11 2003 1:20PM
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WIfreeskier
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i hate little punks that think they're all badass. haha last night a 7th grader tried to deal to me, it was fucking hilarious, stupid punk.
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May 11 2003 1:24PM
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lineskier10
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haha that made me remember the craziest thing, one time me and my friends were waiting for a ride coming back from the movies and we went into an arcade, so we go into the arcade and we see this tiny kid who musta been 4 feet tall and like 9 and hes sayin to his friend 'hey man i just got 2 packs of cigarettes, and im gonna smoke in school, and i got suspended for 2 weeks already this year for smokin' we were just like holy crap because the kid was obviously addicted to cigs and he was only 9
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May 11 2003 1:29PM
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cj
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I think the 12 yearolds should have caught up and beat the shit outta you for running from them you little bitches.
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May 11 2003 1:36PM
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anger son anger

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May 11 2003 1:39PM
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J-Ho
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yeh kids have a lot of attitude these days. I think that they know that they are over-protected and we should start kicking their assed and bring that to an end. Then, we would rule over these cocky ass bitches

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May 11 2003 2:03PM
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chris_01
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a few years ago, maybe around fourteen, this older than 16, probably juniors or seniors, drove by in there soccer mom-like volvo and egged us on halloween. eggs at 50mph hurt.
but i am sure they loved the rock we put through their windshield later on in the night when we found it parked. and yes it was the same car(remembered the stickers). it was a good time.

don't let people push you around too much, even if they are older. but especially if they are younger, unless they are 5.
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May 11 2003 2:19PM
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NomenClature
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some deuch bags egged my house, when my i was with all my friend without my parents, so we chased after them with bats and beat the shit out of them, we then stole theri shoes and duct taped all 3 of them to one telephone poll in nothing but there boxers. after one last bat jab to the face, we left.
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May 11 2003 2:26PM
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mikee
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ahaha, good one.

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May 11 2003 2:29PM
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lineskier10
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were they in a car or on foot
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May 11 2003 3:55PM
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CTripper
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fuck that the matches were free, we just gave them matches to show that we weren't pieces of shit like them.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
May 11 2003 4:34PM
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NomenClature
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on foot.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

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May 11 2003 4:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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the 12 year olds probably did beat him up




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May 11 2003 4:49PM
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CTripper
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yup you caught me, because 12 year olds would really try and fight me and my friend.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
May 11 2003 4:53PM
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CTripper
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and i am such a pussy that i ran home and cried on my mom's shoulder while she bandaged my wounds.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
May 11 2003 4:54PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i knew it




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May 11 2003 4:56PM
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AppSkier
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when everyone else hates you, at least mommy is there...


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May 11 2003 4:59PM
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SaraJ
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I've been told that I looked alot younger than I am. Like 2 years ago, I was on a guy's baseball team cause the softball team really sucked that year. But anyways, they were my age, but they thought I was in 5th grade or something so they gave me all this crap. I still beat the shit outta them though when it came to baseball though. Basically, don't always assume that somebody is that young. But it doesn't really matter.

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May 11 2003 4:59PM
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MadTrixter
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you can't get chased unless you are running. that means you were running from a 12 year old.


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May 11 2003 5:02PM
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west
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na, you can get chased like....the little punk follows you the whole wasy home






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May 11 2003 5:12PM
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SaraJ
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got chased by some people in the mall cause they thought I was staring at them. But they were alot older, so of course I ran.

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May 11 2003 5:14PM
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west
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paintballs to the neck usually do the trick





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May 11 2003 5:17PM
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lagwagon
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they don't sound like punks to me, sounds youve mistaken the punk scene for some little fries eating fuck.
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May 11 2003 6:21PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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shut up lagwagon




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May 11 2003 6:23PM
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CTripper
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there's more than one meaning to the word punk

and yes, you are all right, i was down right terrified of these kids, i can't even imagine what would happen if i had gotten mugged, i just told this story the way i did to make myself look cool.
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