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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
I just went to Abasin yesterday and realized that i am the worst skier ever. The overwhelmingness of my suck passes along lift lines like the stench of a rotting corpse. i should be shot in both feet so i can never ski again, just to save anyone out there the pain of seeing me. I am an absolute disgrace to the skiing community as a whole, and i am an embarassment to all freestylers on this planet. I apologize to everyone on this site for wasting your time reading my worthless posts and replies. I am nothing more than an insignificant piece of shit, and i will not post here again until all of this changes. I will miss the funny people and shit talking on this site, but thanks for the short period of enjoyment. i will go about my normal, miserable life now
Goodbye





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May 10 2003 2:08PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
good im glad you suck anything to keep you from posting more useless shit
May 10 2003 2:10PM
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midwest_720s
Posts: 648 - Karma: 10
wow that was deep. i get that same feelin sometimes but ur not as bad as u thin. atleast u dont have snowblades. just go and try stuff atleast if u try and get your ass kicked u will have been doing something. kicking ur ass makes u feel like u dont suck as much.

once u can ski midwest dirt and grass, you can call yourself good

getboards must die
May 10 2003 2:16PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
buck up pussy
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May 10 2003 2:16PM
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Froggy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
The right lung is slightly larger than the left
May 10 2003 2:26PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Frogey has a point, you only suck if you think you do. Or maybe you relly do suck, in that case get off the moutian.






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May 10 2003 3:13PM
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cravenmoorehed
Posts: 454 - Karma: 29
use a gun, much more painless
May 10 2003 3:15PM
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kneesuck
Posts: 266 - Karma: 10
You only suck cause you don't have the balls to go bigger and harder to get better.
Pain brings chicks
May 10 2003 5:59PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
you dont have to be good at skiing to be 'cool'
if your only doing it for fun...... and if you are doing it professionally there are still many ways to define 'good'... so dont worry there will always be someone worse then you...
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May 10 2003 6:26PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
it sounds like he's going to shoot himself

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May 10 2003 7:45PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
i've had the same feeling once or twice. 6 beers every 2 hrs usually works





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May 10 2003 10:17PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
wow - you went to A-basin and realised you sucked>!>! WTF!! how does that work?



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May 10 2003 10:27PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yeah man why?









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May 10 2003 10:29PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
probably saw peopl going off...

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May 10 2003 11:52PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
if u get depressed by seeing ppl better than u ur takin it in the wrong way, u gotta let that fuel u to get better
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May 11 2003 12:01AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
get motivated to stop sucking, take a break from sucking, youve been doing it way too long for your own good

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May 11 2003 12:06AM
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