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Your Worst Ski Habbit

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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I go up to the hits completely unsure of what the hell im doing. Like I'll be on the lip and realize that I'm slightly wound up and...uh oh, what the fuck am i about to do here.

this usually results in the sickest penis flail 1's and 3's you've ever seen

yours?
Oct 20 2006 1:44AM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
have to fix my goggs and pants every drop in, or else im fucked
May 26 2010 6:43PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
going to slow on big jumps and eating shit..
May 26 2010 6:44PM
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Charlie.H
Posts: 24 - Karma: 18
when i do spins that require a foreward landing, i always plant my pole right inbetween my skis and hit myself in the face when i land and it hurts. also i need goggles on when i do railsfor some reason
May 26 2010 7:15PM
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BIT
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
every jump i do, no matter the size. i have my eyes shut. rodeos, fronts, spins, all with my eyes closed. i land em too....i geuss its air awarness... i NEED my left ski on my left foot and my right ski on my right foot. and if the graphics are matching, so it continues to the other ski, i cant have them match up. i switch them and keep them thet way. mad OCD for thet. i also continually swing my legs on lift and place re adjusting my ski poles and i am also OCD with my helmet goggles and hat set up. NEED THEM TO BE PERFECT ON MY HEAD. someone taps my head. i gotta re-adjust. i also reach into my right knee pocket on the lift.... with out gloves, no matter how cold it is outside. i also have a habit of keeping a black or blue shapie marker with me at all times. with a peice of paper. i dont know why. but i do. another habit of mine is that i ski switch more than forwards. i think something is wrong with me.
May 26 2010 8:19PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
this year i developed a new bad habbit. full blown gaper tuck on any in-run with poles sticking out all over the place.
May 26 2010 8:46PM
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ugsey
Posts: 95 - Karma: 14

i throw my head to start rotations on backs...leading to terrible technique

also being a pussy and not trying things due to the thought of breaking something and getting injured.

May 26 2010 9:57PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
left/right ski have to be on the right feet.
two pole taps behind my back before I drop in.
lastly sometimes I make really weird/random noises when I'm in the air
May 26 2010 10:00PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
all of these, and the..landing on one ski on a sketch as fuck landing and sticking the fuck out of it with immense strain to said leg.
May 26 2010 10:15PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
Dont really have any habits other than pissing my friends off by suggesting "we should build a jump," even though 90% of the time I'm joking. But whenever I get the wind knocked out of me, I lie there making really weird sounds as I struggle to breath, and it sounds like a constipated retard. At least my friends enjoy it.
May 26 2010 10:39PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Whenever I bail on something underneath the chair for some reason im determined to make it look like i really slammed hard, so ill flop like a soccer player and yell a highly offensive word like I just had my balls chopped off. I REALLY need to stop doing that
May 26 2010 10:44PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
i used to afterbang but then stopped cuz it was lame once wallisch copied me



naw but I used to double pole plant before a rail haha
May 26 2010 10:51PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
^ lulz hhaah
May 26 2010 10:56PM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
yup I do that most of the time. it just feels right for some reason
May 26 2010 11:10PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
I used to think afterbang was cool...
May 26 2010 11:14PM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
I hang my mouth open alot...
If i don't have a bandanna on, this looks so stupid.
May 26 2010 11:18PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
i think 95% of people do that
May 26 2010 11:22PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Does anyone ever have the problem of tucking by sitting on your skis, and then your brakes get caught on each other and you can't turn/stop? It's kind of scary sometimes haha.
May 26 2010 11:27PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
its a bad habit, i bit straight through my tongue once....
May 26 2010 11:27PM
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Fischer-Addicted
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 30
I have 08/09 Addicts, so the graphics are all screwy if my skis aren't on their respective foot. Throws me off horrendously.
May 26 2010 11:46PM
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throwin_steeze
Posts: 364 - Karma: 885
i always stick my hands and poles down my pants before jumps and rails.
May 27 2010 12:32AM
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finchski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 621

i have stopped now but when i learned frontflips i closed my eyes and waited for my skiis to touch the ground then opened.

May 27 2010 1:15AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
skis MUST be on the right feet with bent chetlers, there is no way around that one. You just can't have 2 halves of an angry asian not connected at the nose
May 27 2010 3:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
in addition to my previous bad habit;

on the inrun, especially of rails/boxes, i speed check, then i push with my poles to get optimal speed....
May 27 2010 6:52AM
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uncleclimax
Posts: 76 - Karma: 41
not exactly a skiing based habit... but i always forget to zip my pocket up after burn seshes, which leads to lost chillums on a regular basis. lost 3 in one winter a couple years back.
May 27 2010 1:13PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
sometimes a go off jumps and pull huge tricks and land them clean. its a rough habit
May 27 2010 3:48PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
 I deuce
May 27 2010 5:04PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
i do all of these, especially the noises. every time i spread eagle or daffy and make the craziest fucking noises
May 27 2010 5:04PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
not doing any tricks
May 27 2010 5:10PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
I always tend to eat my lip.  Its the wierdest thing, I wont even notice it until someone says i'm bleeding.  And then this results in HUGE canker sores that make it impossible to eat for weeks.
May 27 2010 5:26PM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
I force riding away on my tails which gives me shin bang up the ass.
May 27 2010 5:29PM
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Vila
Posts: 60 - Karma: 2,120
I chew the shit out of my bandana and get shit all over my lips
May 27 2010 5:33PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
i dont think about my tricks before i drop so i end up usually doing nothing lol straight airs FTW lol
when im in the air i also grind my teeth
May 27 2010 6:23PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
If i'm at my home mountain, the goggles usually go on the forehead and the bandanna goes around the neck, but if i'm skiing somewhere i haven't skied before, or don't ski there often, the goggles and bandanna go on. really weird habit, i know
May 27 2010 6:30PM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
chewing the top of my bandana then realizing it and stopping. 10 minutes later i have a bandana that is frozen solid.
May 27 2010 6:32PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31

my frien always yells at me for doing that

May 27 2010 6:46PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810

right ski on right foot. same wiht left.

i make sound effects when i land..

and i always bang my poles together.

May 27 2010 7:00PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
the worst
May 28 2010 12:33AM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
Same^^ About 10% of the time i forget that I'm still holding my poles and walk inside with them.

May 28 2010 12:43AM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
Oh and the random noises, that one I do ALL the damn time. Although i wouldn't consider it a BAD habit necessarily, just a habit.
May 28 2010 12:44AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
my left and right skis for sure

i also have a problem with keepin my shoulders square on right hand turns, i dunno why
May 28 2010 1:06AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I found a fully loaded bowl in Keystone's Incubator once. So keep your shit packed away, kids. Don't bring glass pieces either. Bad idea.
May 28 2010 4:08PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Snowploughing for Switch speed checks. Looks horrible, but I do it out of habit
May 28 2010 4:15PM
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Killa_BeeKnees
Posts: 211 - Karma: 30
grunting loudly whenever i throw something hard
May 28 2010 4:33PM
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Joonas
Posts: 568 - Karma: 230

Well.. for starters my phone has to be in the right pocket of my pants and my car keys in the right pocket of my jacket. if i bring a wallet it has to be in the right back pocket of my pants. pole straps have to be on, and the skis on the right feet. When i go on the lift i have to tap my skis to get the snow off and the same goes when hitting jumps. And when i over/undershoot a landing on a speedcheck i always yell something like "ffffuuuuck this is gonna hurrtttt!!" friends get a good laugh tough.

May 28 2010 5:26PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
And my ipod has to be in my right pants pocket, with the screen facing my leg, and locked. Before I drop in, I also always pull the headphone cable, to give it some slack.
May 28 2010 5:35PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
when i do the rail line i never plan out my hits, and on the rails i think "i need to do something"
so i end up doing every rail straight
May 28 2010 5:43PM
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29
Not planning hits, unless im trying to learn a trick.
May 28 2010 6:11PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
I guess another habit would be not going a single year without buying something new, even though I don't need it.
May 28 2010 7:38PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
sometimes when trying to spin really hard i end up corking it and falling straight on my back
May 28 2010 7:44PM
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