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Question about drinking

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andres3000
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if you drink before a dance will you like work off the smell by sweating and dancing? its an odd question, but i wanna be tipsy for my hc but i cant get caught after when ill be by parents for a tiny bit
Oct 19 2006 11:54PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
i used to pregame every dance before my gay school started breathalyzing kids.....the smell shouldnt be a problem as long as your not too drunk when you talk to your parents
Oct 19 2006 11:55PM
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Pritch
Posts: 300 - Karma: 10
juss get crunked
Oct 19 2006 11:56PM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
alright cus im grounded but my parents are letting me at least go to the dance. i wanna be a little tipsy like i said but i cant have them smell me after and tell i had alcohol or im fucked even more. and im already in pretty deep shit for nothing (ealier thread called FUCK PARENTS)
Oct 19 2006 11:58PM
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robbieA
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 30
when you sweat you smell more because your sweating out all the alcohal, my friend went home one night and his dad knew because he was sweaten balls and it made him reak of alcohol, luckily his dads cool and didnt care
Oct 20 2006 12:04AM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
you serious? so your saying if i do drink itd be obvious?
Oct 20 2006 12:05AM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
just fabreeze urself
Oct 20 2006 12:34AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
LAst dance i went to i was fucked. Some people are good at playing sober. MY advice, don't say nothing unless asked
make an effort to walk strait, THIS IS IMPERITIVE.
if you get in , you're gold. BEsides, you're not the ONLY  drunk person there, remember this.
There will always be someone drunker than you.
Oct 20 2006 12:45AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
Stick it up your ass instead of your mouth.
Gets you drunk like 5 times faster, and no mouth stench.


Actually i have no idea. But do it, I want to know what happens. Also that getting drunk faster thing is true
Oct 20 2006 12:45AM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
im not getting drunk, its tipsy. i have a high alcohol consumption level so getting drunk just for homecoming isnt worth it. i just wanna take a couple shots of hard shit so i feel like dancing more.
Oct 20 2006 2:11AM
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Prorider2themax
Posts: 494 - Karma: 11
dude just get drunk itll be more fun and youll sober up enough by the end of the night. just bring some menthals or something
Oct 20 2006 2:18AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
smoke a cigarette before the dance, then they won't smell the booze

ha ha
Oct 20 2006 4:49AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
this sounds a bit wierd, but coffee grounds are really really good for covering smells. just rub some coffee grounds on your hands and then actually have a cup of coffee to cover your breath. Coffee is just a really strong smell and it will over power pretty much anything.
Oct 20 2006 4:56AM
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Age
Posts: 591 - Karma: 179
Get really tanked and that way you wont care if they catch you
Oct 20 2006 5:14AM
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sherpachlo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
valid point right here.
but sweating will make you smell a lot more. smell like booze that is.
Oct 20 2006 5:17AM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
just don't wear any deodarant than that way when your worrying about sweating too much u won't smell like booze it'll only be BO......problem solved, cept u might turn off the ladies a tad so just blame it on the next guy
Oct 20 2006 2:42PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
hahaha thats a valid point. live life man
Oct 20 2006 2:54PM
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robbieA
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 30
no, just put some cologne on and dont act like an idiot
Oct 20 2006 2:55PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
yeah, you sweat out the alcohol, sort of. so you will smell more, unless you plug all your pores with silly putty or something, good luck though.
Oct 20 2006 3:27PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
this all depends on how fucking sweaty you want to get
Oct 20 2006 3:52PM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
i cant do that cus im going with a girl im trying to go out with so i dont wanna show up smelling like shit. i think ill just skip the drinking and just bone her while dancing? what do you say
Oct 20 2006 4:05PM
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396222687862
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dont even start with that. hahhahaha
Oct 20 2006 4:17PM
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HGO
Posts: 111 - Karma: 11
go for it.
Oct 20 2006 4:35PM
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sneather
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just drink dont do anything stupid and knowbody will know
Oct 20 2006 4:35PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Hahah oh god not again.
Oct 20 2006 4:55PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
go for it just don't stain urself
Oct 20 2006 5:15PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
go get wasted just eat gum and get a little spray after and people will just suspect u were using spray to smell good for the dance and if u can get visine those get rid of read eye ( if u go stoned ) or drunk
Oct 20 2006 9:12PM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
alright thanks man, i might just take one or two shots to get tipsy then chew gum and bone girls :)
Oct 20 2006 9:13PM
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Black-Bandanna
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Oct 20 2006 9:14PM
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Black-Bandanna
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well said.
Oct 20 2006 9:15PM
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nilzlet
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yes. make sure you bone girls while dancing.
Oct 20 2006 9:20PM
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uni-corn
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It is a must
Oct 20 2006 9:25PM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
how many girls should i bone? 10, 20?
Oct 20 2006 10:19PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
hahahaha ohh man lightwieght
Oct 20 2006 10:30PM
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Black-Bandanna
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go for the massive orgy dance sesh. thats always fun with the ladies.
Oct 20 2006 10:32PM
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andres3000
Posts: 911 - Karma: 9
i actually got a massive tolerance which sucks, but if i have the right hard liquor then two shots or something if its big enough can suffice. im not talking about trouble walking or any visible signs. just a buzz.
Oct 20 2006 10:36PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
If you just get super piss-wasted, then you'll be able to have a solid 15 minutes of fun(that you probably wont remember), then you'll start puking everywhere and maybe if you're lucky you'll piss your pants by the end of the night.  This way, all the alcohol will have worked it's way out of your system by the time you get home.  You'll just have to explain the puke and piss stains that are covering your clothes, but that's nothing a good post-homecoming cheerleader orgy story couldn't take care of. 
Oct 20 2006 11:25PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
did this go down tonight or what
Oct 20 2006 11:35PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
haha this thread is fucking ridiculous, hahaha fucking newschoolers. damn i feel like an old man, time to go to tgr
Oct 21 2006 12:09AM
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d_moore_20
Posts: 108 - Karma: 10
This might be one of the best responses on here! I know ur thinkin tipsy...FUCK THAT!!
Oct 21 2006 1:40AM
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Jorgen.
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 35
hahahaha
Oct 21 2006 4:28AM
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DDrem.
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it goes down tonight. 7 o clock. the gym. be there
Oct 21 2006 4:59PM
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