'Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. '
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'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'
'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'
'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'