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National Masturbation Day

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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
HAHA well, my school is pretty liberal and this week they are celebrating National Outdoor Intercourse Day (but its a week long thing) so everyday they have scavenger hunts for condoms, friday is 'Porn and popcorn fest' and today is national masturbation day... haha i think its funny. lateralis just told me he already celebrated.

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness.
When she woke in the morning
she knew that her life had passed her by.
And she called out a warning,
'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus
May 7 2003 1:48PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
one time I wacked off

Dee-ahs
May 7 2003 8:11PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i am a professional masturbater


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 7 2003 8:17PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
WHAT THE FUCK IS MASTURBATIONS?
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 7 2003 8:20PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
What do you mean people are so open on the internet!? hahaha...j/k

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May 7 2003 8:25PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
HAHAHAHAHAHA not funny....only it is.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

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Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

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-an ashamed american
May 7 2003 8:35PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
im always open. a very straight forward guy. im about to go wank it. c ya later


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 7 2003 8:38PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
I'm going to wait until later to celebrate, I have to shower first.

-Teddy
May 7 2003 8:41PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
i celebrated until i was shootin blanks..


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May 7 2003 8:59PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 7 2003 9:01PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
i want to go to your school. i celebrated already, and now im bored... wheres my party hat
May 7 2003 9:24PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i had this sticker that said in bold red letters 'WARNING! TOLLBOOTH OPERATOR IS FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING!' and it showed the motion of a hand going up and down and we drove up the the tollway on the road and i stuck it right on his window, it was hilarious. just thought i'd share
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May 7 2003 9:24PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
of course im open on the net,i dont care,what are my chances of ever seeing anyone in person

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 9:26PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
^^ good one ryan.
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May 7 2003 9:26PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
good point
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 7 2003 9:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i shove hair brushes in my ass.......bristles first!
see no one will care nor take that seriously

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 9:38PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
lATERALLIS you do that too? i thought i was the only one. good. i am glad. Aryton, thanks :P
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 7 2003 9:39PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
i agree with soxripper.. and my school is in western washington. but i thought you guys would get a kick out of the thread.

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness.
When she woke in the morning
she knew that her life had passed her by.
And she called out a warning,
'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus
May 7 2003 9:48PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
I'Ll celebrate l8er
I don't think I'm close mind in life face at face
I don't care i'M the same on internet I think
PAG
May 7 2003 9:55PM
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jholer2
Posts: 576 - Karma: 11
you just have to follow the 24 hour rule: at least once every 24 hours.



'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
May 7 2003 10:48PM
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1080SwitchRider
Posts: 246 - Karma: 9
has it ever happened that you spankin it, and your just about to bust a nut and your cat walks by, but you can't hold it and so you blow a fat load on your cats ass?? anyone? no? ok, mabey thats just me...
I (insert name here)pledge to judje wommen less on their physical appearances and more on the degree to which they put out.
May 8 2003 6:12PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
hahahaha


jigga say wha??
May 8 2003 6:15PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
what's worse is when your wacking it and you hear the car pull up, and you have like 10 videos playing and 50 pup-ups....and then you ahve to finish the job in the bathroom and pretend you're taking a shist

Dee-ahs
May 8 2003 6:24PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
^hahahah
May 8 2003 6:28PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
^hahahahaha..that has hapened a couple times to me....but if i go more then like 48 hrs. without whackin it, i will get very horny and start humpin random things. such as, poles, tables, cars, crossing guards, etc. as a matter of fact, i jus finished jerkin it.
aaaaahhhhh...i feel refreshed
haha


-john

May 8 2003 6:29PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
o yea, and about the girl masturbation thing, i try to get girls to admit they do it all the time in skool. i jus go up to them and be like 'i kno u finger yourself, stop lieng!!!'
and they will be like 'no i dont' and get all red..its great...i only do that to the girls i dont care about ever doin anything with..the girls that i do care about doin stuf with, i do it for them


-john

May 8 2003 6:31PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
i was at this party once after all the other girls had left,the rest of the guys and I started talking about masturbating...lol I thought guys only needed to do it once a month...omg, I made a complete fool of myself..now they make fun of me all the time. When they pass me they're like 'once a month Christine, once a month'
May 8 2003 6:33PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
my brother goes to western, his roomates a fag, yes erich im talking about you. joking off course.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 8 2003 7:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i wank with my gf sometimes,its fun,i go solo and so does she

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 8 2003 8:29PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i wanna watch amber masturbate. she said she would let me


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 9 2003 11:19PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
jeesus fucking christ youe people are regodamndiculous, get some ladies and stop whackin it all the time, ill admit i jerk it from time to time but c'mon now you people sound obsessed.


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 10 2003 12:11AM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
At the radio yesterday they told may was the masturbation MOnth
PAG
May 10 2003 12:16AM
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Theilleststreetbrawler
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
I get off just wailing down the street
May 10 2003 12:17AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
if u go to long without wankin it u get major ball slap, it cant get so bad that running down stairs is a painful experience
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 10 2003 12:20AM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
^hahaha thats funny bout the pain thing, but its true...ill masturbate for huckbunni if she does it too
haha


-john

May 11 2003 6:54PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
i just relised that shortskichiks icon is a rabbit...just thought you should know.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 11 2003 11:00PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
23% of men who have been laid in a bathtub have pretended their penises were lighthouses - The Man Show


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www.|S|a|S| films.com

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May 11 2003 11:19PM
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SaraJ
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it's not a rabbit either...it's a squirrel..

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 12 2003 12:12AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
Line - i bet you masturbate way way way more than I do. so if i did it for you, then it'd be special and itd be like a holiday, if you did it for me, it'd be like a normal day in the life of Line...i think it might be a no go lol

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
May 13 2003 1:45AM
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Dallan!
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w00t?







Dallan!
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Ridiculous
May 13 2003 4:25AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
they pretended there dick was a light house? i dont get it...


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 13 2003 10:37AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
idk the man show . showed that fact.. therefore i found it VERY hilarious



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www.|S|a|S| films.com

www.zealoptics.com
May 13 2003 12:57PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
the man show is my favorite show ever! i brought a tear to my eye when i found out this was there last season. But the play boy mansion section of the last show rocked


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 14 2003 4:13PM
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