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If you could be any Star Was character...

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teneighty_skier22
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Who would you be and why?

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May 6 2003 11:05PM
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mikee
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Bobba Fett cuz he has flame throwers and Jet Packs. Yahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!

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May 6 2003 11:06PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
yeah, boba fett...or chewbacca


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May 6 2003 11:07PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Come to think of it, who wouldnt be bobba fett? YOu? I hope not...

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May 6 2003 11:07PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
That Princess Amidala lady..I don't know her name though.

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May 6 2003 11:08PM
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mikee
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Queen Amidala, and youjust want her cuz she sleeps with Anakin dont you?

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May 6 2003 11:09PM
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teneighty_skier22
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I wanna be Anakin just cause he sleeps with Amidala...

No, I'd go for Boba Fett too for sure. He has the coolest story of all the bounty hunters...

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May 6 2003 11:11PM
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h3ofilms
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Luke for gods sakes, i bet he gets more poontang then a sailor on shore leave in Vietnam...

sweet sweet vietman...i was stationed in Danang for 11 months, me, Deckeeko, and Danforth...napalm got Danforth 2 clicks south of the Hochiman trail, Decheeko caught a mortar round in the chest, never did find his legs
May 6 2003 11:11PM
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mikee
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Yeah but I mean common, Luke? Look at him, hes apretty boy, and we all know no one likes pretty boys.

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May 6 2003 11:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
id love to be queen amidala,its be so much better than being a normal drag queen


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
May 6 2003 11:13PM
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teneighty_skier22
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yea, Luke's gay. Every true Star Wars fan knows this. They had to make it politicaly correct somehow...

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May 6 2003 11:15PM
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SaraJ
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She sleeps with Anikin!? holy crap, I def wanna be her then ! Yummm....

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May 6 2003 11:18PM
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teneighty_skier22
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you didn't know that??? Oh man, Anakin sticks it up her ass....you gotta read the books...

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May 6 2003 11:20PM
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SaraJ
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I only saw the movies...that kid who plays anikin is super hot...=0)

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May 6 2003 11:21PM
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mikee
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Yeah man, and then luke comes out of her looseness. What I think the true starwars unexplained mystery is is whyy is luke such a fucking ugly faggot when his parents were both so damn sexy.....mmmm.....anakin

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May 6 2003 11:22PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
no shit, Anakin is such a cute old man....and Princess Leah, daaaaamn...

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May 6 2003 11:26PM
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jholer2
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i think id wanna be yoda. he kicks ass in the latest movie.



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May 6 2003 11:26PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Yeah man, her whiteness turns the best of us on.

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May 6 2003 11:27PM
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wrenegade
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Dash Rendar, hes sweet, and has got a wicked ship


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May 7 2003 12:47AM
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NomenClature
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the crack head in the snow base named crack head, anyone evr seen clone park the stupid donkey of falling god is bad only good, in the sunshine, anyone know the the fuck i am screaming theart threat only to spelll is to learn only to learn os to live. farwell old men and young women
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May 7 2003 12:50AM
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ESB
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Wedge Antilles was always my favorite... being a minor character is okay as long as you're still a bad-ass. And he's reliable, too.

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May 7 2003 12:52AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
change mine to the funny rebal guy with the huge eyes and and gargulling language.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 7 2003 12:54AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
is wedge the pilot?

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May 7 2003 12:57AM
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Papa
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han solo, he's cool and crazy
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May 7 2003 12:58AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
amadala, only if she looked like natalie portman, and then i would get naked and stand infront of a mirror ALL DAY!

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
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May 7 2003 12:59AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
haha, and suck your boobie?

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May 7 2003 1:02AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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i cant beleive theres only one other vote for han... he hookst it with leia, has the best lines in any of the films, and is basically rad. id be him. no doubt.








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May 7 2003 3:00AM
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weazelzb
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id be bobba fet for sure. hes awesome...


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May 7 2003 6:24AM
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five0
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if i were luke i wouldnt let my hand get chopped off....darth vader has a sick suit....but obi wan and han solo are cool too
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May 7 2003 6:27AM
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Lateralis
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sebulba!

President of the OTC!
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May 7 2003 8:29AM
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lineskier10
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yoda, bobba fett or han
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May 7 2003 8:31AM
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teneighty_skier22
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yea, Wedge is the pilot....

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May 7 2003 5:03PM
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linemaverick540
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yoda cuz he talks wicked cool
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

May 7 2003 5:13PM
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J-Ho
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either yoda or whoever fucks princess amidala
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May 7 2003 5:16PM
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QuazBotch
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R2D2. perfect height for prime ass poking.
May 7 2003 5:34PM
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petek
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bobba fett, or the middle aged obi wan.




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May 7 2003 5:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Wicket the Ewok. Ewoks are fucking sweet and Wicket was the only one with a name.

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May 7 2003 5:53PM
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five0
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yeah ewoks are crazy
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Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
May 7 2003 6:52PM
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Diabhal
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Admril ACkbar, he's so damn sexy.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
May 7 2003 7:00PM
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K_2
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YODA!ahhahaha. That would be sweet. Have like a 10 min death speech!
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
May 7 2003 7:20PM
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Newskoolkavana
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the guy thats the captain of the ship, the one with a big fish head



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May 7 2003 7:27PM
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cams
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ewoks will forever be the shit! or chewy.. or vader.. hmm


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May 7 2003 7:44PM
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rebel
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Anyone that said anything about Natalie... you now officially have 3 days to live.

Bobba Fette. Haven't you wanted to be an assassin?
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May 7 2003 10:25PM
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Krongos
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yoda or mace windu, but id prolly be aragorn since lord of the rings is infinately better


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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May 7 2003 10:30PM
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pag
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yesh Yoda! don't you saw him in the 2nd episode he fuckin rocks
or I would be Anakin
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May 7 2003 10:35PM
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andyrightcoast
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You people suck at spelling Boba Fett, all of you. His Mandalorian armor is super1337, and he doesn't die in the Sarlacc pit like is shown in RotJ, he's rescued by Dengar. That's who I'd probably be, Dengar. He is a super rad bounty hunter with no feelings whatsoever. That would definatly be me.
-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.
I coulda been king.
But in my own way, I am king.
Hail to the king, baby!
May 7 2003 10:36PM
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Krongos
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and if anyone didnt already know andy was a nerd...



'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 7 2003 10:40PM
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SaraJ
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naw, andy's cool

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May 7 2003 10:44PM
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andyrightcoast
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at least I'm not infatuated with lord of the rings
-Andy

Sure, I coulda stayed.
I coulda been king.
But in my own way, I am king.
Hail to the king, baby!
May 7 2003 10:44PM
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Krongos
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yeah i was jk


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 7 2003 10:45PM
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Whistlermann
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Pizza the Hut... no wait that is Space Balls, Jabba the Hut.

Space Balls is Hillarious; 'Raspberry! Nobody Jams me with Raspberry but LONESTAR!!!!'

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May 7 2003 10:51PM
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