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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Hey, dogs, what's up? Don't call me stupid, cause I just started this whole newschool deal, since mainly I surf, but anyhow, how do you differentiate between the kinds of jumps? (For example, tombstones, tabletops, etc.) Thanks for your help, and keep it real!
May 6 2003 10:24PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahaha he actually called us DOGS instead of dawgs haha,thats funny


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
May 6 2003 10:26PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lol



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May 6 2003 10:29PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Please don't make fun of me. I'm real new to this. I would appreciate it if you would just answer my question. Hey, Lateralis, I already read some stuff where you talk about your secrets, and if you keep making fun of me, I'll tell them to everybody!
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May 6 2003 10:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
oh really,secrets eh


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
May 6 2003 10:31PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Yes, I know bad stuff about you already, and I know you wouldn't want others to find it out.
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May 6 2003 10:32PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
tell us fucker
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May 6 2003 10:33PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
o but u know so very little my friend, u know nothing of the dirty naughty that goes on between me and lateralis
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
rgight


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
May 6 2003 10:33PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
lol dont worry about lateralis, he always has somethign negative to say..he is funny sometimes though :D anyway man, I am pretty new too hitting the park too. But, if you would like to see some jumps, what they are called and what they look like, check out http://www.frontside.tv/ they have a dope site with parks from the west, a coupel of which are considered the best around (mammoth, breck...) good luck and peace
May 6 2003 10:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
everyone knows i am very dirty,especially you alex



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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
May 6 2003 10:35PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Thank you LincolnLoop, you seem to be my only friend on this site. How long is the biggest jump in the world anyway? It must be insanely huge.
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May 6 2003 10:35PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
candide thovex hit a 100 foot long spine end to end and he was about 50 ft off the deck, maybe a little less
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:36PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
who is this halo dude? hes pretty whacky whacky


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
May 6 2003 10:37PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Lateralis, you're going to regret saying that! Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis!
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May 6 2003 10:41PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
oh my god stef, how could u perform such a crime against humanity
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:42PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Don't be sarcastic! That stuff is bad!
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May 6 2003 10:43PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
o believe me i know, i know
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:44PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Oh, okay. I thought that you were just kidding around at first.
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May 6 2003 10:46PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:47PM
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***Online$$$
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Why do people feel they are considered cool for doing illegal drugs?
May 6 2003 10:47PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea, thats the only reason i do it, to be cool, u gotta be cool man
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:48PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
I don't know, online. I honestly have no clue. I decided to ski because I thought the people involved in this sport would be good. I presumed that all of the bad people who did drugs and such participated in snowboarding. Boy oh boy was I wrong.
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May 6 2003 10:48PM
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***Online$$$
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
I respect snowboarding, I do not sterotype snowboarders as drug users and abusers, although I have heard some pretty nasty stories. Im beginning to get the impression that this website promotes the use of substances.
May 6 2003 10:53PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
i dont think the biggest jump is that spine that candide did. its prob the biggest table top/spine ever cleared but by far not the biggest jump. people hit backcountry shit like 130 feet man. cr johnson has the biggest trick right now its was like a 130 foot switch bio 900 or some shit, idk some crazy ass trick. and halo, dont judge skiing by this site cuz tons of trash talking goes down here, it never should be taken serious. peace man and happy skiing.
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May 6 2003 10:53PM
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Ds91260
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jesus christ, do ur mommies still dress u in the morning, i mean come on, how should somebody smokin or drinkin affect u and what sports u participate in, drugs are out there deal with it, no matter what sport ur in somebody doing it does drugs, grow up babies, and about snowboarding, dont talk shit bitch, if it werent for snowboarding we wouldnt have newschool skiing, so quit stereotyping
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:53PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
cr did a straight bio 9 lead tail, but online i started typin my last post before u said the stuff about snowboarders, but the first part still applies
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 10:55PM
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***Online$$$
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
Ds91260 drugs are not 'out there' to use. Drugs are 'out there' illeagly. You need to realise this. You can and WILL be arrested for using them. People take the serious issue of drugs too lightly.
May 6 2003 11:00PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yes ill be arrested surely, but not today and not any day soon as long as i keep my wits about me, how about u just forget about drugs and do like the rest of us and just have some fun (not using drugs, just losen up)
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 11:03PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
there are about 4 people in my class that don't do drugs. i think that Online and Halo are just some parents of one of the members on here to see what they're kid is hearing from us. You know that you're just gonna get ripped on if you keep talking like a fucking guidance counseler, saying how bad drugs are and how we're all gonna get arrested for it. hahaha, this is hilarious.
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May 6 2003 11:04PM
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***Online$$$
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Good luck keeping your wits, drugs kill braincells.
May 6 2003 11:05PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
r u insulting my inteligence!? u better be careful, ill have u formally warned
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 11:06PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
you know what? i've maintained the exact same grades throughout school ever since i started using drugs. i've kept a steady 3.9 GPA, and it hasn't gone down at all
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May 6 2003 11:07PM
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Ds91260
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my gpas gone up, why u ask? less stress probly
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 11:08PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
hell yeah, they don't affect you. even my dad does them, i found his stash
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May 6 2003 11:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
'Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis!' hahahahha thats golden,



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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
May 6 2003 11:10PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
your a surfer, your supposed to smoke dope constantly. its part of the stereotype.

id go to snowboarding if i where you. its easier, and alot COOLER.
May 6 2003 11:13PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
AH man, you guys know where its at, I hate these kids there all like 'aw shit man, lets go do some illegal stuff to be cool' and then im all like, 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' and theyre all like 'whatwhatwhatwhat?' and im like 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH' and they're like' Oh shit man, am i ever cool' and im just like 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Theres a spider on your shoulder!' And then i go rape their mom.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

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May 6 2003 11:19PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
thank you MikeE, i thought no-one could make sense of this crazy thread.
plus you made my day.



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May 6 2003 11:24PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
online and halo are gonna get their ass cherries popped VERY soon!!!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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May 6 2003 11:27PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
mikee, congradulations, i dont know why, but....
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 11:27PM
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Ds91260
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o online and halo, have u guys ever tried ne of these drugs? probly not, and quoting south park 'being that i have never done drugs, i know that they are useless and have nothing to offer' dont talk shit on what u dont know
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 11:32PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
yeah man, I succeeded. I got props from my fellow skiing borthers. next time you see someone smokoing just do what i did...gets em every time...

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

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May 6 2003 11:32PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Hello, I am halo's mother and I just want to express how FURIOUS I am! My 13 year old son and I were discussing which sport he should participate in since the stereotype of surfers has been dropping in my opinion, and we chose skiing as a good sport for him. I cannot believe what I am seeing on this website! I simply cannot believe it! Oh, you can be sure that I am going to contact the administrators of this forum. There is simply no doubt about that. You kids are drinking alcohol, which is basically selling your soul to the bottle. I cannot even express my disappointment. What am I supposed to do now, shelter my child from participation in any sport? If skiing is gone, what is left? Answer me that. I want you all to get your mothers right now and have them come on under your screen names as I did for my child so we can have a little talk. For gosh sake, my child and I were looking for a way to communicate with other good natured skiers. We found this site and I left the room and wished him good luck making new friends. Less than 20 minutes later, he came up to me, utterly shocked. Get your mothers on here right now. We need to straighten this world up.
Keep it real!
May 6 2003 11:34PM
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gambino500014
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can i be congradulated for no reason?
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May 6 2003 11:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
see its not me! and halo your a fucken cum slurping dick slapping bitch

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 6 2003 11:36PM
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mikee
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dont forget ass raping piece of cock sucking bitch shit.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

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May 6 2003 11:37PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u should try the www.freezeonline.com forum, theyre all good natured, and lady, seriously, were not bad ppl (some of us) we all ski and we all love it, we're not gonna go around pressuring ur son into trying ne thing he dosnt want to, if ne thing ur son might see some naughty words, nothing he wont hear in a pg 13 movie, and just so u know, many of the professionals in this sport do illegal drugs, u cant escape it, u just gotta deal with it
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 6 2003 11:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
this shit is gettin too whacked

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 6 2003 11:42PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Well, we'll take your advice and populate the Freeze Forum! Thank you very much, but I can guarantee that you have lost US from this site.
Keep it real!
May 6 2003 11:45PM
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Ds91260
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BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i cant wait until they come crawlin back here
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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