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FLOW SKIS!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE!!!

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offtrail
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this shit is hot.

http://www.floskis.com/id16.html
Oct 10 2006 5:02PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
OMGZ!!!!
Oct 10 2006 5:04PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
STFU fag
Oct 10 2006 5:05PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
thats all i am skiing this season.
i got rid of my PEs because floskis says having a big tail on your skis will ruin your knees.
and i love my knees.
so i will be skiing flo skis, because they will let me ski double blacks all day.
Oct 10 2006 5:22PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 267
They'll go out of buisness next year. No ones going to pay a grand for that shit.
Oct 10 2006 5:30PM
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jKutcher
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lawl
Oct 10 2006 5:55PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
9 year old blasting double black? Thats more like a blue with snow titties.

and whats with the park one. that guy is really quite horrible. for him to be sap0ne53r3d is mind boggling.
Oct 10 2006 6:21PM
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SteveStepp
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what! those were sick!
Oct 10 2006 6:24PM
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monkeysteez
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yuk
Oct 10 2006 6:26PM
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bigcougar123
Posts: 281 - Karma: 19
fuckin GAYEST things i have ever seen that even resemble skis
Oct 10 2006 6:30PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
or 200 $
Oct 10 2006 6:30PM
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invaderskier36
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 41
200 is to rent trial 9 sutten to buy
Oct 10 2006 6:35PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
its a rental for $200 a month. When they say double back they mean doing turns on moguls, not a double back flip. And that guy was such a bad skier in that video, totally out of control.
Oct 10 2006 6:35PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
who are you saying that to?
Oct 10 2006 6:37PM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 869
http://link7.streamhoster.com/?u=mediaball&p=%2FRailSlide2.wmv&odaid=4219
Oct 10 2006 6:40PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
haha i love how they're mounted with like 6 inches of tail
Oct 10 2006 6:44PM
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shithawks
Posts: 516 - Karma: -16
flow skis ,the future is retarded
Oct 10 2006 7:01PM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
amen
Oct 10 2006 7:04PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
What exactly is it the site is unclear.
Oct 10 2006 7:08PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
in the words of the simpsons comic book guy....sort of "WORST SKIS EVER"
Oct 10 2006 7:14PM
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head686
Posts: 402 - Karma: 14
what the fuck are those?! gay..
Oct 10 2006 7:21PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
the 130cm "RACING BLADES" are mineeee
Oct 10 2006 7:24PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
whats so amazing about those
Oct 10 2006 7:32PM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
Wait guys, it says that they're easier to ski park and pipe with them, so it must be true. I guess its good to land the slightest bit backseat and fall right on your ass because there's no ski there.
Oct 10 2006 7:38PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
wowwwwwwwwwwwww

pretty much their saying youll be better if you buy them
Oct 10 2006 7:43PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
why are the bindings mounted so far back? wtf
Oct 10 2006 7:46PM
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
hahahhaahhahahahahahaha
Oct 11 2006 12:03PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
I ordered 2 pair. Going to be sick skiing this year!
Oct 11 2006 12:10PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
mine are in the mail as we speak!!! oh my gooooooood i cant wait for them to come!!!1111!!!!!1!1!!1
Oct 11 2006 12:17PM
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*snowman*
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10
thats gay
Oct 11 2006 3:18PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
yeeeah!!! i sent them my video and they sponsored me!!!! this winter is gonna be so sick, everyone at my mountain s gonna be so jealous of my new sweet skis!!
Oct 11 2006 3:44PM
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hans_aschim
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Yay sweet, but how can the future ever be here? That's like some form of mystical advertising, oh wait!
Oct 11 2006 3:48PM
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schmies
Posts: 2032 - Karma: 505
I thought it was all a joke until I started to watch the video clips.
Oct 11 2006 4:10PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
cause you kno pouches filled with liquid and ball bearings will really help you move in the air.
Oct 11 2006 4:14PM
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gregor
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 83
That is the Shittest thing I've ever seen.

Even Shitter than Volant trying to sell me some skis worth £1100 just because they look shiny.
Oct 11 2006 4:18PM
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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
way to copy Icelantic Boards...
Oct 11 2006 4:23PM
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Ban11
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 24
wait...there are two companies doing this? ha!
Oct 11 2006 4:42PM
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freestyledork
Posts: 345 - Karma: 17
wow i thought that was just about the gayest thing i have ever seen i cant believe people actually use this shit

Oct 11 2006 5:04PM
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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
yeah, www.icelanticatboards.com i think
Oct 11 2006 5:33PM
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Thomson.
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www.icelanticboards.com
Oct 11 2006 5:33PM
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CoachG
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lmao true that
Oct 11 2006 5:42PM
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r.w
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jimminy jilikers!
Oct 11 2006 5:44PM
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ARSpickert
Posts: 533 - Karma: 25
icelantics are a lot different. they arent meant to be mounted really far back so that you can take it in the ass if you lean back.
Oct 11 2006 5:52PM
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DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
lol
Oct 11 2006 6:07PM
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heavywinter
Posts: 229 - Karma: 224
if this is the future, then global warming can't come fast enough! hahahaha!

Hey flow ski guy, since you're going to go out of business, why don't you waste some of your money by sending me a couple of grand! Donate a few million to NS while you're at it! Maybe give everyone here $20. LOL!
Oct 11 2006 6:11PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
icelantic is a chill company though. Their idea is to make skis smaller but wider so they are easier to carry when you're hiking with them and they're easier to manuver in the powder trees too.
Oct 11 2006 6:27PM
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thrasher*TB
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can u say madd gay!!
Oct 11 2006 6:39PM
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grams.
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hahaha u silly bitch
Oct 11 2006 7:49PM
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