okay...this one you shouldnt get...but you never know...
A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'
'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'
'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'