considering the last one was solved in less than a minute... i am not saying that this one cant be solved...here ya go...
A man was found shot dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard, 'I can't go on. I have nothing to live for.'Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered?
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'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'
'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'