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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
[first off its long]

Ok, Ok, OK... i know lots of people here know me as drunk... well heres the first time i've been sober for a night in a while but i have to rest from what happened last night... first thing that was going through my head was, i didnt have to work tomorrow, so i'm gonna get fucked up... so i obviously did. but the story is just like a night of like around just 7 people having fun. well except my other friend cause he was kind of being a douchebag and **Pretended to have a athsma attack** the way i say he pretended, cause we know how athsma attacks work and he's had them before... well anyways. the story so it started off with a long fucking 30 min walk to my buddies place, and i started drinking at like 6:00 then i had to walk 30 mins after i had like 4 beers in the course of like 20 mins.. so after i get to my buddies house we watch some robot chicken, then some of our other buds arrive, and the guy with athsma's girlfriend(she comes into play later) well anyways we go to my other friends place, and we start drinking gibson's finest, 151, start playing liek quarters with like pennys and shit(bad idea by the way) so yah as the night progresses, we start getting more roudy, i jump off a porch thtas liek 10 feet up, i land on my feet, and people were suprised that i didnt break anything... we start watching a porno, then we start thinking its kind of awkward for 5 guys watching a porn... that comes off music comes back on... shirts come off... and then my griend fakes that athsma attack, we call an ambulance, the ambulance arrives we get our buddy out, and into the ambulance. well we had our shirts back on for that.. then everyone started to punch and elbow some fucking ply wood, elbows still fucking hurt... so then we get back inside, then the guy that just went to the hospitals gf took off her shirt cause she was pissed off, and she was like why cant i be like a guy, i'm so sick of this, tonight i'm gonna be one of the guys and took off her shirt, and braw.. it was sweet... well then after that slap fight broke out, i dunno how it even happened, then we were playing cards... i passed out in teh chair woke up with a mustache... big red star on my arm, my bud's back from emergency... then we all are like i think its a night and everything died out, so i decided to crash there, woke up at like 9:30, kicked out at like10:00 which sucked then slep to about 2:00pm... well that was my story from last night anyone got some good stories like that?
Sep 30 2006 1:33AM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
Porno is just like beer. It's not a party unless its there. I havn't been to a decent party in a while. Kinda bummed about it.
Sep 30 2006 1:40AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
what the fuck are you saying?

Maybe you are thinking of women. but unless you can not get anything then porno should be left for maserbation.

Just meet some chill party girls and you won't need your shitty porno anymore.
Sep 30 2006 3:12AM
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Andre.B
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haha i dont think iv ever been to a party with porno there, unless sombody bought it for a funny gift or something. like a dildo for a guy, but then again thats not really porno.
Sep 30 2006 3:25AM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
Last night a friend got naked and wraped himself in wrapping foil.
Sep 30 2006 4:52AM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
coke. dancing. in bolivia. every fucking night. i love it.
Sep 30 2006 2:52PM
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Conker
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 6
i was in a party in my buddys barn with like a billgiolion people and the cops came whcih sucked proboly the craziest i have been to
Sep 30 2006 3:19PM
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Andre.B
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 155
the drink or the drug?
Sep 30 2006 8:34PM
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coordy12
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 10
caffiene vs. the best/mose intense/worst/awesomest/terrible drug ever
Sep 30 2006 8:37PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
ouch
Sep 30 2006 8:41PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
clearly youve never smoked meth
Sep 30 2006 8:47PM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
we were in a circle smoking hookah and my friend laughed so hard he pissed his pants.
Sep 30 2006 8:48PM
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Rhastaman420
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
(This one is really long but it is worth it)
Last night i was at a chill party and (after i was thoroughly drunk) i decided that it would be a good idea to go smoke a bowl with this kid i just met. It turns out that this kid was drunk too and we go back to my school (MSU) and i grab my diggety dank. So anyway on the way back to the party this kid crosses over the double yellow and gets us pulled over. The cop comes up to my window and asks like 2 questions and then all of a sudden he pulls out his gun and tells me to get on the ground. I am pretty confused right now but i cooperate. After like 10 minutes of laying on my stomach in the parking lot nursing a bloody nose that i got from being pulled out of the car, i find out that the reason i got the gun pulled on me was because the kid i was with had a concealed weapon in his pants and had his hand on it when the cop came to the window. So i am basically caught in the middle with this kid who was driving drunk, had coke in his car, and was carrying a gun that he almost used on the cop. Of course the cop was able to seach our car and he found my bong and broke it and confiscated a full eighth. Now i have to go to court on wednesday and pay almost 1,000 dollars in fines. So last night sucked for me. Thats it.
Sep 30 2006 11:16PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Choose your buds carefully
Sep 30 2006 11:20PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
You call punching plywood and taking your shirt off with a bunch of guys a goodtime? Sounds pretty lame to me, and kinda homosexual.
Sep 30 2006 11:23PM
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Elijah.
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Dude you don't have to be a dick about it. Seriously, stop being a clamer and get on with sucking your buddys cock.
Oct 1 2006 12:09AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
Long but fun:

So this one night, I had just got off work and I went to my friend's house feeling like I was gonna puke. I walked in with my case of beer, drank one, and then we went to go jump on the trampoline and stuff. First time sober on a trampoline in a while so lots of spins and flips. So as the night progressed, drank 7 more beer and the need to puke that I'd been feeling all night felt really strong now so I ran upstairs to puke. When I was there, some friends showed up, congratulated me on "getting it all out" and then left. So, I went back downstairs where my friends were and shortly thereafter ran back upstairs to puke some more. Then another friend came in and asked to borrow my ID to get into a bar, so yeah, Ok. I woke up a little later and my friend's mom (hot) was standing there in a lime green thong pulling her pants up because she decided to change in the bathroom. Fine with me, she's like "you ok", "yeah all the bad stuff is in the toilet", and I was standing up at this point.

Then the next thing I remember is waking up wet on the floor. I got up and went downstairs and my friends were all back from the bar. They were all like "Steeeve!" and one friend got on his cell phone and was like "hey, guess what? we found steve. yeah he was here the whole time". Turns out I slept in the bathroom for 4 hours. So, I asked for my 1L Nalgene bottle I brought with me to keep hydrated.

"Uh, Steve, funny story about that."

Turns out my friend's mom poured out my water in favour of putting Rum & Coke in the bottle and the cops made her pour it out outside boston pizza (about 20 minute walk from the bar, 40 minutes from the house), so my friends threw the bottle repeatedly at boston pizza.

So yup, lost my nalgene bottle, puked a lot, and showed up 2 hours late for work.
Oct 1 2006 12:21AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
ha exactly awesome man you saw some boobs and you drank alchohol! come and make a thread about it on ns! like have you gone through puberty yet? i have no idea how anyone could have that night and somehow feel motivated to come on ns and start out ok ok ok i know all of you know im a big drinker, sounds pretty insecure to me and make an entire post on that shit. waste of my life.
Oct 1 2006 12:38AM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
coke the drug. but rum and coke the drink is really good
Oct 1 2006 4:03PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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^^ i was really hoping you were gonna say you banged your friends mom
Oct 1 2006 4:15PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

party in my backyard...WHY DO GIRLS CRY WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK!
and in addition... why can girls sit there crying and still have a fucking great time?

Oct 1 2006 4:32PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
Im not trying to be dick, Im just kinda fed up with threads like this. That story was no more than an average night, if your gonna make a post about a party at least make it something exciting.
Oct 1 2006 4:47PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
wow guys watching porno together? doesn't suprise me, and boobs are not that exciting, i have no clue what is with guys, are you sure nothing else happened, but then again guys, porno, and masturbation go hand in hand
Oct 1 2006 6:30PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
i can watch a porn and not jerk off... i just make fun of everything.. like "that guy seems to be trying too hard" or "she's ugly... fast foreward through this... yah, stop here she's gonna get fucked over"... haha funno moments in porn... and there was a chick there watching the porn with us it was funny cause everyone was like "sooo... can you do that"... hahaha... sooo tiered
Oct 2 2006 1:49AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
ha exactly i have no idea why anyone would go through that night then feel compelled to come post about it on ns.
Oct 2 2006 9:28AM
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madfree
Posts: 94 - Karma: 10

This story is amazing.

I was in canada and we were pretty drunk and hanging out with this girl and come to find out shes a twin a identical tiwn. we met the other twin a litte late in the night after some more beer.  soo we started pressure the twins to make out. at first they didnt want to but they did after a while and i kid u not for 5 mins i watched them make out and like dry hump each other. I never saw them again...its a same

Oct 2 2006 11:47AM
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madtownfreestyle
Posts: 841 - Karma: 53
oh hell yea i was there...tequila and colt 45 were their names...well to us at least
Oct 2 2006 11:52AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
You weren't in Kamloops, were you? It would be funny if you were since I know some identical twins that used to live there... one still does actually.
Oct 2 2006 12:33PM
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doritos
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Yeah, the first story was kinda lame, but some of the other stories have been tight, so I'm going to say that the thread as a whole is a success.

In any case, my weekend involved a lot of me getting owned.
Friday: Go to a frat party, which was surprisingly fun. Guys were actually chill, it was an '80s theme, and alcohol was free. Could be worse. I get seven beers in me, and some kid offers me some vodka. Well, given that all I'd been drinking was shitty beer, I figured I might as well have some. Chug like three shots, it burned like a motherfucker. Asked him what kind of vodka it was, and he replies "Everclear". Rarely have I been so fucked up. Thirty minutes later I couldn't stand up. The chick I was dancing with left to go party with some other guy. It was bad.
Saturday: Dorm night. First night drinking a 40. I was told it has 4-5 shots worth of alcohol in it... We play Sudden Death (badass card game) and my 40s gone in like half an hour or so... smoke a little weed, come back in, and set up a beer pong table in the dorm room using Steel Reserve and Old E. Played some games of that, which I lost,and then I enter blackout mode. 40s hit fucking hard, apparently. Way harder then 4-5 shots. It confuses me to this day. Wake up COVERED in marker and penises and, the worst part, a shaven right leg. I have to wear pants for like two weeks now.

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Oct 2 2006 1:23PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
^^ The stuff in my hair is shaving cream for the leg... I hope...*Shudder*...
Oct 2 2006 1:27PM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
msu... montclair state university ?
Oct 2 2006 1:42PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
Montana State University... im guessing
Oct 2 2006 2:39PM
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Silister
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
Dude, there's several hot twins around here in Kamloops that do shit with each other. Pretty sure some of my friends have had threesomes with one set of them too.
Oct 2 2006 4:49PM
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ECfreeski3
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a 40's equivalent to 3 and a 3rd beers
Oct 2 2006 5:15PM
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ECfreeski3
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oh actually if it was malt liquor i guess it could be equivalent to 4 or 5...my b
Oct 2 2006 5:16PM
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aznpcskier
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my dad went to montclair state
Oct 2 2006 5:23PM
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Astomp
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my roommate and i had a double kegger at my house two nights ago. we are 20. about 25 people came. pretty small. but this hot lady walks in with some ski buddies of mine. i find out she is twenty five. so i hit on her for a little bit and think i get a vibe from her. we party for an hour or so just drinking. beer pong, ski movies, meeting new people. i talk to her a little bit more. then i go upstairs. she comes and we talk. next my roommate cock blocks me and takes the girl downstairs to show her a ski movie. i didnt really care. i was drunk. so i sat down and smoked a blunt with a friend. i go downstairs and watch corduroy with everyone. i notice the 25 year old get up and go to the bathroom upstairs. i go up in hopes of catching her chillin so i can talk some more. but right when i get upstairs the bathroom door opens. she sees me and just stands there. i walk straight into the bathroom and shut the door. sit on the counter. i pull her close and got down like james brown. no other words at all. and the rest of the night was a blur.
Oct 2 2006 5:34PM
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mind_Riot39
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haha my friends and i smoked some pcp(bad idea by the way stick to green shit) and my friend couldn't move to save his life and he pissed his pants cuz he couldnt make it to the bathroom
Oct 2 2006 5:41PM
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ECfreeski3
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well played
Oct 2 2006 10:26PM
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Astomp
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it was so insanely epic.
Oct 2 2006 10:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
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a 25 year old tried to hit it up with me, and i totally would have done it.. and she would have dont it.. as she told me, But! she was my sisters friend so thats why she didnt.. man did that ever suck, she was hot as hell tooi thaught she was like 19 honest to god.. i'da hit it like a drunk kid hit a tree in a car...
Oct 2 2006 10:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Alright, so its friday night and my roommate and I are sitting around playing NCAA 07. We were doing the dynasty mode where we had two user controlled teams (remember this, its important). I was Michigan, he was Cal. So we play a couple games in each of our seasons and this girl calls asking us to go to her sorority party. We say "Ok, maybe" then we keep playing. So we keep playing and I have 3 guys on the heisman watch list, my roommate only has 1 and I'm ranked number 1 in the nation while he's number 2. At that point the girl calls back and asks if we're coming. We say no and keep playing. Finally we both finish the regular season around 4 am and decide to call it a night. Then I played Burnout Revenge. It was a pretty epic night.
Oct 2 2006 10:59PM
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doritos
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Winner.
Oct 3 2006 12:40AM
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ry.will
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the other nite i was at a frat dancin with some girl, this other bitch i know was being annoying as fuck so i spit in her drink when she wasnt looking, yea she totally drank two sips of it, then noticed the spit, proceeded to claw my arm and make me bleed, then my friend snitches on me after i deny i did it, so that was pretty funny.
Oct 3 2006 11:17AM
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zylstra
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so me and my friends skyler and martyn we're at this bigass music fest. huge thing, its called wheatland.well anyway we were hangin out with martyn's step sister and her two friens and they're all super super hot...so anyways we all started drinking together and then went on a hospitality cart to the dancing thing, where we lost the chicks, anyways the night was spent just walking around freezing cold and i walked past this beer, and i walked up to take it (nobody around it was just in a chair) and this guy just hands it to me and says, wow man you're cool thank you so much man. i owe you..and shit like that. well later this girl asks me for any alcohol and i get her some and shit...then i wake up in the morning, and i'm totally feelin it, and then everybodys like thanking me, everywhere i go...so i figured out later that i hooked like a TON of people up with tons of alcohol, and since i didn't have any alcohol of my own i must have stolen it all...
wierd.
Oct 3 2006 11:35AM
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back_woods
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you should change your sig after that post.
Oct 3 2006 12:05PM
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180FSscratch
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nice move
Oct 3 2006 12:19PM
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Lé.Skiing
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it'd be funnier to like grab some random cup, jiz in it, then dump it in her cup when she wasnt looking it'd be funnier
Oct 3 2006 12:23PM
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Dan-Man
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ha ha it started at around lunch chugged a forty took some shots of vodka me and the homies hiked to a sweet cave and drank some captain haha then threw shit of a cliff after that we went to a taco bell whear things got ugly i passed out in the bathroom and when i came to i was chillin in my friend the polar bears bed with a hotty but later found the words party express all over me.
Oct 3 2006 1:03PM
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fukeneh
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that sounds like alot more fun that a shitty house party.
Oct 3 2006 1:37PM
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powderchick
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probably about the best time ever. hot bolivians. dacning until 6am. beats like every house party. ever.
fly to bolivia and you will have the time of your life. plus the blow is soooo amazing. im loving it.
Oct 3 2006 2:22PM
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