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The_Professor
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what is all this talk of oakley skis?


why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
Apr 30 2003 4:12PM
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K_2
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lol. Yeah the Oakley Osama Pros! They are dope!
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Apr 30 2003 4:13PM
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marlin_102
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yes, the Osama Pro. it should be out soon. man, i gotta get me a pair.
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Apr 30 2003 4:13PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
i actually heard that they are cheap ass shit
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

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Apr 30 2003 4:16PM
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The_Professor
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 7
where can i find details (pictures,graohics,specs) on them?



why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
Apr 30 2003 4:17PM
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lineskier10
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afghanistan
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Apr 30 2003 4:21PM
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freezed
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try the oakley website, they might have an update soon. and i heard the osama pros are gonna be sweet.


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Apr 30 2003 4:22PM
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EastCoastPride
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Yeah man, they're crazy shit, there's a $5 million price tag on them... I mean reward... I mean... fuck...

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Apr 30 2003 4:29PM
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WIfreeskier
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good luck finding them though, too damn camoflauged, they can match their surroundings.
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Apr 30 2003 4:58PM
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BrodyLeven
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They should be pretty sick

if you ask sean he may know more, i believe he tested them in a remote location or some shit

i hear graphics will be a beard on like some weird creature. maybe a towelhead?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 30 2003 5:48PM
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pocket-rocket
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Sean and I each own a pair, But there will be NO OAKLEY SKIS ON THE MARKET EVER!!

thanks.
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Apr 30 2003 5:52PM
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strode
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if you get some let me know how that sand halfpipe turns out





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Apr 30 2003 6:10PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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thats crazy.i never knew that oakley made skis

east coast rider

dynastar love it but dont hate it
Apr 30 2003 7:32PM
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Jackpot
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yea, the osamo pros aren't coming out in full strength, after the US put restrictions on the number of people in the organization that makes them

RES

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Apr 30 2003 7:43PM
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skiinjected
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i think he did, if blackbox skis ever come out im making an oakley graphic on them, damn will i ever be cool after that. man i will have all the girls


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Apr 30 2003 7:44PM
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pocket-rocket
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Lineweapon My name is Julian!
Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.
Baseconcept.com
WWW.OAKLEY.COM
WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM
Apr 30 2003 7:49PM
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Whistlermann
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And i heard that a big mountain version called the Saddam Pros is gunna be out in 2004
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Apr 30 2003 8:11PM
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canonrider
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I saw a dude who was sponsored by Oakaly riding the Osama's in tremblant, there a fat twin, and there 666cms long. really sick, heard they were tested at the mid-east hills

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Apr 30 2003 8:11PM
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Jackpot
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i also heard that the graphics are an instruction booklet for how to fly small planes

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Serious Biznass for Serious People
Apr 30 2003 8:31PM
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Matty.
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there is a button on the osamas that camoflages you to the snow

Proud Canadian and PE owner!
Apr 30 2003 8:38PM
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lineskier610
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There are missles on the side for the new light speed feature to hit jumps.
Apr 30 2003 8:46PM
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A_T_K
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ahhhahhahhahaahhhahha this kid got so goofed
Apr 30 2003 8:53PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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What do you mean goofed? The osama pros are for real. I demoed them the other day. They carve like mad.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Apr 30 2003 8:57PM
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JayDC7
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My name is Julian. Not only did he steal my ski, but my name too..
Apr 30 2003 8:58PM
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The_Professor
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what site has deatils or where did you guys hear all this?



why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
Apr 30 2003 9:20PM
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JayDC7
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there have been a few videos that show the ski, but nothing recently.
Apr 30 2003 9:25PM
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The_Professor
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what videos?


why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
Apr 30 2003 9:27PM
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Sean14456
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that is disclosed information
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 9:34PM
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l_KeViN_l
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-_-'...

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Apr 30 2003 9:35PM
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The_Professor
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since oakley never fucking updates their site i cant find jack shit about the ski


why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
Apr 30 2003 9:37PM
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JayDC7
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we could tell you, but we would have to kill you...
Apr 30 2003 9:38PM
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Sean14456
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hidden link on their site which is password protected, bribe me for access
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 9:43PM
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1080enemy
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shit!!!! only three pairs? does that mean mine are fake? damn dirty american knick offs. I knew when they said 'mad in the USA' and not 'made in afghanistan' that something was up. I'm gonna sell mine now.
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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
Apr 30 2003 9:56PM
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Sean14456
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1080enemy, compulsive lying is a huge problem. there can be no knockoffs, no one knows what the real things look like, i mean comeon
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 9:58PM
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Dallan!
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d0_ob hahahaahahahha laughing right at you







Dallan!
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Apr 30 2003 10:04PM
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1080enemy
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I've just seen the box they came in. It has an invisible oakley sign on it, so I just assumed that they were the osamas I ordered. maybe I'm wrong
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How does Taco Bell shrink mini-ninjas, hide them in the bean burritos, and then cue them to kick my insides out approx. 2 hours after eating?
Apr 30 2003 10:18PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
false
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 10:18PM
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JayDC7
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NEW DEVELOPEMENT

Oakley is secretly reseaching a new binding. Possibly the Sadam Pro Model Binding. They are perfect for the Osama Skis.
Apr 30 2003 10:29PM
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Sean14456
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it has been confirmed
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 10:31PM
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canonrider
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Just because there called the osama pros dosent mean you guys have to make all these cracks about afghanistan, oakley is making a statement.....

hahahhahaha
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Apr 30 2003 10:40PM
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Sean14456
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thank you canonrider. finally an open minded politician
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 10:42PM
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The_Professor
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well besides osama and al qaueda what pros ride these skis



why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
Apr 30 2003 10:48PM
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JayDC7
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sean and i.



- Julian
Apr 30 2003 10:50PM
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Sean14456
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yep, osama and al queda dont even have their pairs yet, just me and julian
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 10:52PM
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pocket-rocket
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and Me,


Julian #1


Jaydc7, please change ur signature to Julian#2
Drink 1 BASE a day, Keep the doctor away.
Baseconcept.com
WWW.OAKLEY.COM
WWW.SALOMONSKI.COM
Apr 30 2003 10:56PM
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The_Professor
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how did you get a pair sean? are you a terrorist?


why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?
Apr 30 2003 10:59PM
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mikee
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Hmmm, sounds like a sweet ski. Osama Pro... Im up for some of that sandy powder.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
Apr 30 2003 11:05PM
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JayDC7
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why do i have to be #2?



- Julian
Apr 30 2003 11:08PM
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Sean14456
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um pocket rocket, when and where did you acquire your pair, i have heard nothing of it from my advisors
-sean
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721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 11:14PM
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Sean14456
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and my advisors would include allah....
-sean
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Dynastar Skis
Apr 30 2003 11:16PM
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