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i want to live in a van

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i want to live in a uhaul van.

i wanna put a couch in the back, with a tv and a laptop. ill keep my skis underneight the couch. ill eat at gas stations, ill shower at truckstops. i'll sucky sucky, 15 dolla, me love you too much.

ill cruise canadia and the u.s. of a., being the biggest, gayest skibum possible.
Apr 27 2003 7:01PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
That's great mommy. Go live your dreams!!!!!
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Apr 27 2003 7:45PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
i wanna do that too..but how would u get $$ to pay for skis and a pass and stuff?


-john

Apr 27 2003 7:49PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
you sell everything else you have dummy. and you just live in the van like mommy described minus the sucky sucky. youd have plenty of cash to live off of, just better not get robbed.


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Apr 27 2003 7:57PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
^yea, never thot of that...and yes, deffinitly minus the sucky sucky


-john

Apr 27 2003 8:01PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
your all fucking jealous!!

next thing you know, ill be parked in your driveway, roasting marshmellows on your moms steaming ass.

id work crappy jobs, and keep on quitting when i got enough money. id live in a mcdonalds parking lot for a while or something.
Apr 27 2003 8:04PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
i'm sure it'd be super fun and stuff. but it's not to practical, i mean don't get me wrong i wouldn't mind doing that either but i have got school
Seize the carp
Apr 27 2003 8:33PM
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jman
Posts: 3117 - Karma: 19
That would be sweet, just park it at your mountian so you can ski everyday.
Apr 27 2003 8:35PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
be a ski bum in a van , hell yes


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Apr 27 2003 8:36PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i've planned to do this for a long time i just don't know how thrilled my girlfriend would be about it--it would be cool you could throw a tailgate party every single night and if you found a chick who didn't mind you smelling real bad you might actually get some butt





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 27 2003 8:47PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
what about a refridgerator? where are ya gonna keep all of your soda and beer and shit like that?
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
Apr 27 2003 10:43PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
get an old RV, not some smelly old Uhaul van that will smell like ass and stuff because it won't have windows and it will get hot as hell because it won't have any windows.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
Apr 27 2003 10:45PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yes, we all have a van we want to live in. To some people, the van means love, others fame. To ppl like you and me, it means a van.



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Apr 27 2003 10:46PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
'I live in a van.. down by the river!'

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Apr 27 2003 10:49PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
warren miller did it
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Apr 27 2003 10:50PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
you could get free ski passes if you throw a rail or 2 c-boxes on top, then drive it up to the mountain's park, build a jump up to it, and they'll give you a ski pass...
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Apr 27 2003 10:53PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^that is a GOD damn good idea--even if you didn't get a free ticket





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 27 2003 11:07PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
well my dad bought an RV and we live in it on the weekends at ski places, but it is hooked up with all this cool shit so it isn't as hardcore as living in a real van.
''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line
Apr 27 2003 11:16PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
how about this...buy a house?

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Apr 28 2003 1:36AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^wow how simple and easy





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 28 2003 2:20AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah but that is expenxive and then you gotta stay in one place
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Apr 28 2003 8:25AM
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180iwish
Posts: 274 - Karma: 10
theres a guy that lives in parking lot 2 in whistler theres a artical about him in a ski magazine i got
This sucks i am not skiing
Apr 28 2003 8:44AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
perhaps a house on wheels? aka a van.
Apr 28 2003 9:40AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
or get one of those new honda elements
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Apr 28 2003 10:04AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i want to be rich, win the lotto and live in a van so i would just be a ski bum and go everywhere road trip style and eat at ski mountains.

east coast represent

dynastar fo life
Apr 28 2003 10:38AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
oh, i dont windows on my van. i dont want people to watch me masturbate.
Apr 28 2003 1:38PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
good plan
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Apr 28 2003 1:39PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
you make your money in the summer when ur not at wistler
'I did a corked front flip'-My friend on a trampolin after i tried corked 3s
Apr 28 2003 5:11PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
fuck getting a job. just suck a few dicks here, dive a few muffs there. quick money.
Apr 28 2003 5:15PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
most windows have blinds so you wouldnt have to worry about people watching you
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
Apr 28 2003 6:19PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
well, since u live in a van, u could kidnap people from time to time for ransom, none of the dirty stuff
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Apr 28 2003 6:23PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
anyone ever heard of Dag Abye (sp?) well he's been living in a bus, skiing at sunshine, and washing dishes since his 20's I think he's like 67 now..

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Apr 28 2003 6:40PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
honda elements are the ugliest thing ive ever seen...


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Apr 28 2003 9:31PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^no that post doesn't even describe the extent of their horridness





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 28 2003 9:31PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
my name is chris, i am 18 years old, and i live IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!


But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
Apr 28 2003 10:11PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
congratulations
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
Apr 28 2003 11:42PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
good call k2skipimp... Chris Farley is the man!
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Apr 28 2003 11:46PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
yea i thought he was going to say down by the river in the begging, its about time somebody did.
Apr 29 2003 12:08AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
i live in a van too.

~Jameson~
'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
Apr 29 2003 12:56PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
That is the life. Live in a Van at the parking low of your fav Mt.




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Apr 29 2003 12:57PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
yeah and then when summer comes just drive up to northern canada or go on a ferry to the alps or something and start over
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'who wants to put the screws in?'
'i do!'
'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'
'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'
Apr 29 2003 5:57PM
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