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Sooo. i just pulled a dart out of one of my suitemates side
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yea, my suitemates had this wonderfull idea of throwing darts at each other just a few minutes ago, and all of a sudden this guy jack screams bloody murder. he was running into his room and he got sniped in his kidney area with a metal dart. this thing went in about a cm. and was sticking out. by far one of the funniest things i have ever seen. but being the only one with cpr/aed/firstaid/athletic training student. i was the one that got to literaly pluck it out of him like a feather in the bathroom. quite funny. a great way to end the night.....
any other crazy college medical stories?
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hahaha thats hilarious...but i don't think i should be laughing about that should i
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go on laugh, im still laughing.
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kid across the hall is unimaginable drunk so i have been forcing him to drink water and what not for the last hour
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hahaha wow yeah i got shot in back by blow dart once yea it sucked
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yea getting stabbed is no fun, i learnt the hard way......
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Yeah a friend got shot with a blow dart. Apparently it hurts.
I didn't get to pull it out though :(
I was getting something to stop it bleeding.
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thats pussy shi doesnt even hurt
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yea.....i doubt it
but maybe you dont feel pain i cant really e-judge you
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OK SO A UPDATE. since a dart wasn't enought for tonight, two of them got into some kind of fight in the nude, and it ended in two of them being stuck in a room becuase the door is broke. literally the wood is broke and there is no getting the door open. so public saftey is waking up a locksmith to try and take apart the locking system, and if not. well the jaws of life are on standby. oh this is a great night
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oh my god that is fucking hilarious-i hope its supposed to be though...
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my dorm sucks all these kids do is play halo
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it is, the ra's are laughing there asses off, and one of the guys has to take a shit
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this makes me want to go to college
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what are you pussies throwing darts at each other, thats the most bullshit college story ive ever heard, lets hear some legit shit like taking a fire extinguisher and just filling someones room up with that crazy CO2 smoke, or smashing someones windshield with an empty handle of jim beama for taking up 2 spaces in the parking lot, or doing the 20 line salute which is a gram of coke split into 20 lines for your birthday, i mean throwing darts at each other is ok, but it doesnt really measure up to the craziness i have listed here, and no doubt it got even more crazy during times i dont remember, so keep on keeping on, but you might need a little bit more alcohol or something for a truely legendary story
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Damn, people think of some stupid idea's. 1st smashing a beer bottle on your head, now throwing darts at eachother.
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have you by any chance seen the show "the dudesons"?
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Those guys are idiots, but atleast they get paid to do it.
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damn dude.... your the alpha badass
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that sucks, when my cousin was in college, they were having dorm wide waterfight and he was setting up a trashcan full of water leaning inside the door of an elevator and when he walked out it was so wet he slipped and smashed his head on the elevator and got knocked out cold for a while. it left a dope scar over his eye too
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last year me and my roomates went out and we left our dorm unlocked and when we came back our entire room was toilet papered, it was hanging from every imaginable thing, pretty funny
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