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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
just say type something off of the top of your head, lets have a 'creavity competition.'

i tried to blow my nose, but had the hardest time getting my lips around it.
Apr 26 2003 5:39PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
two guys walked in to a bar........you'd think the second guy would have seen it!


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 26 2003 5:41PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i like big hairy men who run around in tutus at night on crowded streets
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 26 2003 5:42PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
and that dosnt make me gay, it makes me ecentric
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
Apr 26 2003 5:43PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
dude, i have no fucking idea what i'm doing right now. i just did the most fucked up thing and i don't even remember what it was


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 26 2003 5:48PM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
once upon a time...

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

I'm a one girl revolution
Apr 26 2003 6:16PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Apr 26 2003 6:18PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
there was a horny rhinocerous
-sean
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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
Apr 26 2003 6:18PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
hi joe was up?
'I did a corked front flip'-My friend on a trampolin after i tried
Apr 26 2003 7:11PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
yes.
-sean
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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
Apr 26 2003 7:24PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
hi bob, hi stan.....how's the go going?


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 26 2003 7:36PM
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skier_beast
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
this one time at band camp i saw spongebob and it was funny.
Apr 26 2003 8:48PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
'Alcohol? Yes, let's go get alcohol'
'Yes, you are gay!'

-Teddy
Apr 26 2003 10:05PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
My toungue bit my teeth
Apr 26 2003 10:06PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
i jumped off of my multi-speed blender into a pile of frozen mackarels and swam across the pile until i reached the lump of peanut butter. Upon arrival i said to myself 'shit good thing i didnt catch on fire' Then i proceeded to consume individualy wrapped cashews and drink coca-cola out of a glass pineapple until i passed out and farted magical dust that made me trip out and i hate fire hydrants.
peace,paul


'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
Apr 26 2003 10:11PM
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dr_jibb
Posts: 807 - Karma: 22
HAHAHA I liked that one!


'Getotizationness'! NOGGNER!!!!!!!
Oi
Apr 26 2003 10:16PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
very nice snonasty
-sean
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mCm 2002-2003.

721st member of NS

Dynastar Skis
Apr 27 2003 9:06AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
put tuna on a girls twat and then sneak some in her gash and if she doesnt know,the tuna will rot and worms will form,hahahahhaha gross


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 27 2003 9:41AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i accidently passed a bacon bit from my mouth and up and out my nose last night
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 27 2003 10:16AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
i have a penis


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 27 2003 3:26PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
the chinese refuse to take bathes. if it wasnt for hydrochloric feces, we would have no room for the kitten.
Apr 27 2003 3:41PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i'll smoke you like a fat sack of the sticky-icky.
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
Apr 27 2003 5:14PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
Last summer I saw two lady bugs mating. They were all on top of eachother and like grinding on my apple tree.....it was really wierd....
Apr 27 2003 7:00PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Apr 27 2003 10:02PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I talk about milk and squirrels in my sleep.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
Apr 27 2003 10:05PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
could i have a check, yo.....yao!
Seize the carp
Apr 27 2003 10:39PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
'SHES COMPLETELY NAKED UNDER THOSE CLOTHES'!



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
Apr 27 2003 10:40PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
This one time... at ski camp, I decked a tiny yank in the head when he dissed Canada
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Apr 27 2003 10:53PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
are there such things as x-ray glasses cause if there were i could check under the sprite cap in the store and know if i'd won a green thong or a magenta hippopotamus to stick in my cup full of ear wax.
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'I'm left AND right handed; I'm magical' alpentalik talking about his magicalness

Apr 27 2003 11:29PM
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cravenmoorehed
Posts: 454 - Karma: 29
i fucked tubgirl
Apr 27 2003 11:33PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
thats not funny

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Apr 27 2003 11:41PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
'SHES COMPLETELY NAKED UNDER THOSE CLOTHES'!
what is that from? it's on the tip of my tongue, but i can't think of it


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
Apr 28 2003 12:43PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
i'm gellin' like a fellin'


Gotta Love The Midwest
Apr 28 2003 1:52PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
The Moon is made of cheese... Trust me i've been there and the US going there is just a big conspiracy, I looked everywhere and there was no flag.
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Apr 28 2003 2:45PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i swear to drunk i'm not god


drink drugs and don't do milk


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 28 2003 3:55PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Apr 28 2003 4:41PM
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