Toilet Warmer

Peter.

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i hate those damn cold toilets seats....happens every time a take a poop in my house, thats a good idea

Sep 12 2006 6:51PM

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Tinga

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they already have these. but yeah good idea

Sep 12 2006 6:51PM

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philipc

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i put toilet paper on the seat. this takes away the cold from the seat and protects me from hemmroids

Sep 12 2006 6:52PM

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Potatoes

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yeah someone should invent that shit

Sep 12 2006 6:53PM

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jibmaster_josh

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my grandmas house has like a carpet thing around the seat. its hella comfy on the ass.

Sep 12 2006 6:59PM

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Liam.

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sometimes if its really cold i will pour hot water all over the seat then sit down but then i have a wet ass

Sep 12 2006 6:59PM

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tBatt

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^ what about when you miss by a lil and get it on the carpet stuff?

anyways thad be pretty cool

Sep 12 2006 7:00PM

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Hazard

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I've used a heated toilet seat... shits legit

Sep 12 2006 8:00PM

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akerbacker

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sweet idea

Sep 12 2006 8:01PM

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zepscratch

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yea that would be soo nice

Sep 12 2006 8:01PM

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GingerKid08

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Blow dry that shit before you shit.

Sep 12 2006 8:02PM

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steevner

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u just reminded me i have to shit real bad, i hope the seat's not cold

Sep 12 2006 8:02PM

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meggles

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ahahahahha this is an amazing thread

Sep 12 2006 8:04PM

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Liam.

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i dont have one considering im a guy and yeah its a good idea but what happens when u need to shit like its about to come out and once that zipper is fully down ur shit is shitting out ur ass

Sep 12 2006 8:06PM

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Dan.

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i have a heated toilet seat, its amazing.

Sep 12 2006 10:43PM

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SteezePatrol

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I wouldn't want my ass all sweaty

Sep 12 2006 10:44PM

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Grimace.

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i dont mind the seat as much as the cold tile floor in the morning when im sitting there. they should have floor and toilet seat warmers.

Sep 12 2006 10:45PM

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scratchskier170

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lucky bastard

Sep 12 2006 10:59PM

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bp.lando

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i was at the Kohler facotry 9tolet company) they have elctric toilet seats

Sep 12 2006 11:07PM

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ilovepie

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have you ever taken a shit in the middle of the woods during the winter with a foot of snow on the ground now thats cold, when the shit hits the snow it melts and steam rises

Sep 12 2006 11:09PM

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andres3000

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yeah man its all about those japanese with the talking toilet seats and heaters and everything. who knew they could create a friendly shitter

Sep 12 2006 11:10PM

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DDrem.

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if you make it, they will come

Sep 12 2006 11:17PM

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ski_cartel

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im not sure if id like that

Sep 12 2006 11:19PM

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whattheshit

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actually in the hotels that i stayed at while in Japan the seats would actually warm up when you sat down. they had some pretty high tech toilets. my friends mother visited one of her friends at her baller house in osaka, like she actually lived in a house at the top of this hill over looking the city, easily a 4million dollar+ house and you could flush her toilet by remote control. haha

Sep 13 2006 2:00PM

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KravtZ

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but its so fucken awkward when the seats all warm and u have to take a shit cuase the person just left

Sep 13 2006 3:41PM

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Liam.

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there is such thing as heated fllooors
all the rapers do and kaplans are getting smome beacause thay have mad money

Sep 13 2006 6:24PM

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Mod

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You realize your Grandma's old hairy ass is all over that seat dont you? GROSS

Sep 13 2006 6:29PM

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pmills

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a cold toilet is a puking persons friend

Sep 13 2006 6:32PM

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Beamer12

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i hate when im about to leave for school and i go to shit and the seat is FREEZING its like taking off a band-aid though..you cant sit down slow.u just gotta pick a spot and go for it like a bat out of hell

Sep 13 2006 6:34PM

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Tom.

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its not a bad idea, but a toilet warmer would be hell-dirty. since its always warm it will greatly increase the amount of bacteria. its the same problem with the hand-dryers. some kids in my school did a study and found that it increases bacteria up to something like 98%.

Sep 13 2006 6:35PM

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StealthSteez

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They had those in Japan when I went. It was kind of...cool... I guess. But really creepy cause it seems like someone was just on it a minute ago and warmed it up.

Sep 13 2006 6:37PM

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