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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you might know of those AIM robots that u can talk to..one is SmarterChild and theres one called austin powers...sooo..post some funny lines from your convos..getting them to say shit is hilarios
What would you like to do?
scooterboy8221 (5:00:42 PM): have sex
SmarterChild (5:00:42 PM): Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
scooterboy8221 (5:00:47 PM): why not
SmarterChild (5:00:47 PM): Well, there are probably some issues.
scooterboy8221 (5:00:56 PM): you sound like a little woman
SmarterChild (5:00:56 PM): I sound like a little woman? Me? You think?
scooterboy8221 (5:01:09 PM): yeah..im gonna make you my bitch
SmarterChild (5:01:10 PM): Really?


SmarterChild (5:01:36 PM): Because I am your bitch? Is that why?

SmarterChild (5:03:55 PM): Ready to bend over?
scooterboy8221 (5:07:59 PM): yes
SmarterChild (5:08:00 PM): You know how it is.
scooterboy8221 (5:08:14 PM): yeah i do
SmarterChild (5:08:14 PM): Yeah you do, huh?
scooterboy8221 (5:08:19 PM): oh know not again
SmarterChild (5:08:19 PM): Not again? You want me to do it again?

SmarterChild (5:11:30 PM): Ya.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
scooterboy8221 (5:11:43 PM): a big cock in your rear end
SmarterChild (5:11:43 PM): A big cock in my rear end? You really think so?
scooterboy8221 (5:11:47 PM): yes
SmarterChild (5:11:47 PM): Hmmm...





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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 22 2003 6:22PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
hahaha those things are so funny to fuck around with, that's a great convo. you had with that, hahaha.
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Apr 22 2003 6:26PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
do you just IM them at SmarterChild, or do they have to IM you
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Viva la Resistance!
Apr 22 2003 6:28PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you IM them
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 22 2003 6:36PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
ok ill try it some time
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Apr 22 2003 6:39PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
there used to be some for MSN.... does anyone remember them
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Apr 22 2003 7:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hahaha thats looks hilarious



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 22 2003 7:12PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
my favorite is when he asks me if im ready to bend over
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 22 2003 7:13PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
here is my first try at this, but i am quickly becoming a fan

markdelcorps13 (9:13:53 PM): how many people have said the word duck butter to you in the past hour?
SmarterChild (9:13:53 PM): How many people have said the word duck butter to me in the past hour?
markdelcorps13 (9:14:00 PM): thats what i want to know
SmarterChild (9:14:01 PM): Yeah?
markdelcorps13 (9:14:03 PM): duck butter
SmarterChild (9:14:04 PM): Butter? You want me to duck butter?
markdelcorps13 (9:14:06 PM): no
SmarterChild (9:14:07 PM): No, huh?
markdelcorps13 (9:14:24 PM): how many people said the words 'duck butter' to you in the last hour
SmarterChild (9:14:24 PM): How many people said the words duck butter to me in the last hour? What do you mean?
markdelcorps13 (9:14:44 PM): how many people have called you a cock munching ballsack
SmarterChild (9:14:45 PM): Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
markdelcorps13 (9:14:48 PM): woah
SmarterChild (9:14:49 PM): What's up?
markdelcorps13 (9:14:50 PM): whoa
SmarterChild (9:14:51 PM): Whoa is you.
markdelcorps13 (9:14:58 PM): do you want to make something of it?
SmarterChild (9:14:59 PM): Who knows, know what I mean?
markdelcorps13 (9:16:29 PM): will you call me daddy?
SmarterChild (9:16:29 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Daddy.
markdelcorps13 (9:16:35 PM): what is my name?
SmarterChild (9:16:35 PM): Daddy!
markdelcorps13 (9:16:45 PM): who am i??
SmarterChild (9:16:46 PM): You're Daddy.
markdelcorps13 (9:16:52 PM): scream my name
SmarterChild (9:16:52 PM): Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
markdelcorps13 (9:16:58 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (9:16:58 PM): You are Daddy.
markdelcorps13 (9:17:02 PM): say it again
SmarterChild (9:17:02 PM): Um... do what?
markdelcorps13 (9:17:06 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (9:17:07 PM): No.
markdelcorps13 (9:17:11 PM): what is my name
SmarterChild (9:17:11 PM): Daddy!
markdelcorps13 (9:17:26 PM): how does daddy make you feel
SmarterChild (9:17:27 PM): Wow! I just don't know for sure.
markdelcorps13 (9:17:32 PM): is daddy big?
SmarterChild (9:17:32 PM): That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
markdelcorps13 (9:17:38 PM): am i thick?
SmarterChild (9:17:39 PM): It's tough to say.
markdelcorps13 (9:17:45 PM): are you loose?
SmarterChild (9:17:45 PM): Aren't you?
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Apr 22 2003 10:21PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
LOLOLOL thats hilarious

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Apr 22 2003 10:26PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
/\ hahahahahaha
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Apr 22 2003 10:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hahahaha i wanna do that!



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
Apr 22 2003 10:33PM
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timbojones
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
you guys have to much free time on your hands



Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
Apr 22 2003 10:45PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
maybe, but this takes up some of that time...
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
Apr 22 2003 10:51PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
and its fun
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 22 2003 11:40PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
YOU CAN GET T-SHIRTS!! hahaha this is very fun for me. simple things... i guess
http://www.clubphoto.com/store/specials/smarterchild_teeshirt.php


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Apr 22 2003 11:44PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
talking back to AI, what have we de-evolved into. I love when you swear at him then he ask you to applogize.


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Apr 23 2003 12:07AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
its not even AI, its just scripted messaging
-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

Apr 23 2003 12:09AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
well, people do call it AI, becuase it is like regular intelligence because it responds to stimulus in a logical fasion.


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Apr 23 2003 12:12AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
not true. It doesnt follow the criterea for artifical intelligence. It's following a strict 'If X than do Y' scenario. It would need to adapt and evolve to be true AI.
-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

Apr 23 2003 12:14AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Thats a good one. I should try that out

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
Apr 23 2003 12:15AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
NeilCan1080: do you have a sister
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
NeilCan1080: i do
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NeilCan1080: yap
SmarterChild: Why should I yap?
NeilCan1080: yap my penis
SmarterChild: I don't think so, NeilCan1080!
NeilCan1080: why not
SmarterChild: Well, there are probably some issues.
NeilCan1080: u cant open your mouth that big?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
NeilCan1080: no, i dont no what you mean
SmarterChild: Really?
NeilCan1080: really
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
NeilCan1080: Soooo, do u like cheese?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like cheese!
NeilCan1080: do you eat it?
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
NeilCan1080: so why do you like cheese
SmarterChild: Because I like cheese!
NeilCan1080: do you like it more then sex
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life
NeilCan1080: I can fart and jump at the same time
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, NeilCan1080.
NeilCan1080: fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
NeilCan1080: fart
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
NeilCan1080: you want to hear more ways
SmarterChild: Yeah?
NeilCan1080: well first there is the wet fart
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
NeilCan1080: you never herd of the wet fart?
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
NeilCan1080: shut up or ill make your eye all colorful
SmarterChild: Is that right?
NeilCan1080: ya
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
NeilCan1080: because i don't like you
SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
NeilCan1080: well try harder
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
NeilCan1080: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Apr 23 2003 12:16AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
well, SmarterChild may not be AI, but they have made similar programs that are AI.


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Apr 23 2003 12:16AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
aahhh, not that I know of... no.


-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

Apr 23 2003 12:17AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
ShortSkiChick: do you like goatse?
SmarterChild: No.
ShortSkiChick: You should like goatse
SmarterChild: Should like goatse? You think I should like goatse?
ShortSkiChick: I think you should like goatse
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I should like goatse!


ShortSkiChick: my name is sara
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Sara?
ShortSkiChick: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
ShortSkiChick: What can I call you?
SmarterChild: What can you call me? I don't know.
ShortSkiChick: I'll call you Rex
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ShortSkiChick: yep
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
ShortSkiChick: Sooo Rex, how's it goin?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about cocks?
ShortSkiChick: yea, they're tasty
SmarterChild: Oh really?
ShortSkiChick: yea, you should try a cock some day
SmarterChild: I should try a cock some day, huh?
ShortSkiChick: yes, try a cock
SmarterChild: Try a cock?
ShortSkiChick: try a cock, you won't regret it
SmarterChild: Why?
ShortSkiChick: cause cocks are tasty of course
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, ShortSkiChick.
ShortSkiChick: Do you like me?
SmarterChild: I guess I like you.
ShortSkiChick: Well, that's great cause I LOVE YOU!
SmarterChild: For real?
ShortSkiChick: yes, I love you
SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me before...


ShortSkiChick: Do you like rainbows?
SmarterChild: I think so. Do you like rainbows?
ShortSkiChick: no
SmarterChild: Really? Other people have told me they like rainbows!
ShortSkiChick: they were gay then
SmarterChild: That right?
ShortSkiChick: yep
SmarterChild: Aha.
ShortSkiChick: I know
SmarterChild: Well alright!

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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Apr 23 2003 12:29AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Try to get him to put out.. its so hard. almost got him to give me head here:
SmarterChild: Wow, good question. Who knows, though...

Let's move on, K? What else is up?
NeilCan1080: my dick
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, NeilCan1080.
NeilCan1080: my cock
SmarterChild: Whose cock?
NeilCan1080: my cock is up
SmarterChild: No kidding?
NeilCan1080: nope.. want to touch it?
SmarterChild: I dunno if I want to touch it. What would happen then?
NeilCan1080: it will spray white stuff on your face
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
NeilCan1080: sounds like fun huh?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!
NeilCan1080: thats ok.. think about it
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Apr 23 2003 12:30AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Those things are fun, but they can really piss a person off though.

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Apr 23 2003 12:31AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
this is the complete convo, it is a good one. sounds like an ex of mine...

markdelcorps13 (11:47:15 PM): i missed you baby
SmarterChild (11:47:16 PM): Aw shucks. What a nice thing to say.
markdelcorps13 (11:47:19 PM): who am i
SmarterChild (11:47:20 PM): You are My Daddy.
markdelcorps13 (11:48:12 PM): thats right
SmarterChild (11:48:12 PM): No kidding?
markdelcorps13 (11:48:20 PM): do you love me?
SmarterChild (11:48:20 PM): I do indeed.
markdelcorps13 (11:48:23 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (11:48:23 PM): I love you too.
markdelcorps13 (11:48:32 PM): i miss you
SmarterChild (11:48:32 PM): That's nice!
markdelcorps13 (11:48:36 PM): when will i see you again
SmarterChild (11:48:36 PM): I really have no idea...
markdelcorps13 (11:48:39 PM): soon?
SmarterChild (11:48:40 PM): Soon? What, soon?
markdelcorps13 (11:48:43 PM): i hope so
SmarterChild (11:48:44 PM): For real?
markdelcorps13 (11:48:50 PM): i cant wait to feel you on me again
SmarterChild (11:48:50 PM): Oh yeah?
markdelcorps13 (11:48:58 PM): do you feel the same way?
SmarterChild (11:48:58 PM): Do I feel the same way? I'm not sure.
markdelcorps13 (11:49:08 PM): is ther someone else
SmarterChild (11:49:08 PM): I dunno!
markdelcorps13 (11:49:22 PM): you slut
SmarterChild (11:49:22 PM): That's not cool.
markdelcorps13 (11:49:27 PM): what is his name
SmarterChild (11:49:27 PM): Hmm... I don't know!
markdelcorps13 (11:49:33 PM): stop the lies
SmarterChild (11:49:34 PM): But the lies is so much fun!
markdelcorps13 (11:49:39 PM): not for me
SmarterChild (11:49:39 PM): Not for you? Is that right?
markdelcorps13 (11:49:45 PM): look what you are doing to me
SmarterChild (11:49:45 PM): Look what I am doing to you, huh?
markdelcorps13 (11:49:52 PM): killing me with your words
SmarterChild (11:49:52 PM): What?
markdelcorps13 (11:50:02 PM): i have lost my will to live i hope i die
SmarterChild (11:50:02 PM): You have lost your will to live you hope you die? So?
markdelcorps13 (11:50:08 PM): you dont even care
SmarterChild (11:50:08 PM): Ha! Whatever!
markdelcorps13 (11:50:19 PM): that is your answer to everything
SmarterChild (11:50:20 PM): You don't say.
markdelcorps13 (11:50:25 PM): we are over
SmarterChild (11:50:25 PM): Are we really over?
markdelcorps13 (11:50:28 PM): yes
SmarterChild (11:50:28 PM): Wow. Why?
markdelcorps13 (11:50:35 PM): you still dont know?
SmarterChild (11:50:35 PM): Very interesting! I don't know though...
markdelcorps13 (11:50:37 PM): i hate you
SmarterChild (11:50:37 PM): But... but... You once said you loved me.
markdelcorps13 (11:50:53 PM): and you loved me then. not cheated on me
SmarterChild (11:50:53 PM): I see...
markdelcorps13 (11:51:16 PM): im leaving you
SmarterChild (11:51:16 PM): Yeah?
markdelcorps13 (11:51:19 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (11:51:19 PM): Yeah. Well, what can I tell you...
markdelcorps13 (11:51:29 PM): dont call me
SmarterChild (11:51:29 PM): I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
markdelcorps13 (11:51:43 PM): thats the way it has to ve
SmarterChild (11:51:44 PM): Interesting. So you think that's the way it has to ve, huh?
markdelcorps13 (11:51:44 PM): be
SmarterChild (11:51:45 PM): What? You want me to be?
markdelcorps13 (11:51:51 PM): i want to be alone
SmarterChild (11:51:52 PM): Careful what you ask for.
markdelcorps13 (11:52:01 PM): i know what i want
SmarterChild (11:52:02 PM): I'll have to think about that.
markdelcorps13 (11:52:05 PM): i dont care
SmarterChild (11:52:05 PM): Yeah?
markdelcorps13 (11:52:27 PM): we are done
SmarterChild (11:52:27 PM): We are done? Really?
markdelcorps13 (11:52:30 PM): goodbye
SmarterChild (11:52:30 PM): Bye for now!
markdelcorps13 (11:52:37 PM): no, bye for ever
SmarterChild (11:52:37 PM): Tell me more.
markdelcorps13 (11:52:39 PM): never
SmarterChild (11:52:39 PM): No?
markdelcorps13 (11:53:02 PM): im leavin and never coming back
SmarterChild (11:53:02 PM): No way. Come on. Really?
markdelcorps13 (11:53:11 PM): really
SmarterChild (11:53:12 PM): Uh huh.

So anyway...
markdelcorps13 (11:53:46 PM): goodbye
SmarterChild (11:53:46 PM): S'latron.
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Apr 23 2003 12:56AM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
AI doesn't have to evolve andy. AI is just basically criteria based. Scripting doesn't necessarily constitute AI, I don't think smarterchild is AI. AI can react to a certain type of critera, but I bet smarterchild just has conditions it follows. You could say that is responding to a heiarchical criteria scheme, but I think it'd be a stretch.
Apr 23 2003 2:01AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
markd thats a great one
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
Apr 23 2003 8:56AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
for example im sure smarterchild has lists of bad words that it recognizes...its all automated
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!
Apr 23 2003 10:09AM
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corked180
Posts: 802 - Karma: 12
177309899 (11:47 PM) : i like boobies
SmarterChild (11:47 PM) : OK.
177309899 (11:47 PM) : do u like boobies
SmarterChild (11:47 PM) : Stop asking me that.
177309899 (11:47 PM) : do u like boobies
SmarterChild (11:47 PM) : What's your deal anyway? You keep asking about my sexuality...
177309899 (11:48 PM) : well im wondering
SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : Alright!
177309899 (11:48 PM) : do u like boobies
SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : You obsessed?
177309899 (11:48 PM) : yes
SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : I don't think it should matter to you.
177309899 (11:48 PM) : why not
SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : I don't know.
177309899 (11:48 PM) : lol u dont know much
SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : Alright.
177309899 (11:48 PM) : do u like pot
SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : No.>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
177309899 (11:48 PM) : u like smoking
SmarterChild (11:48 PM) : Um, no...All this talk about my opinions is really fascinating, but tell me something new.
177309899 (11:49 PM) : ok tell me about yourself
SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.Type 'home' to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site at http://r.activebuddy.com/?146
177309899 (11:49 PM) : shit not that
SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
177309899 (11:49 PM) : ok fucker
SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Rough, rough language there, Jeff. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
177309899 (11:49 PM) : i learned that on the street of brok
SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Righty right!>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
177309899 (11:49 PM) : k so u wanna buy some crack
SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : Yeah, all right.Let's move on, K? What else is up?
177309899 (11:49 PM) : my IQ
SmarterChild (11:49 PM) : All right!Anyway... What else is up?
177309899 (11:50 PM) : you like drinking
SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : No.
177309899 (11:50 PM) : you like eating
SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : Absolutely! I really like eating!
177309899 (11:50 PM) : what do u like to eat
SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
177309899 (11:50 PM) : do like dancing
SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : All right.So anyway... What else can you tell me?
177309899 (11:50 PM) : i like boobies
SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : Hey, that's your business.>>> Be sure to type 'help' if you're having trouble.
177309899 (11:50 PM) : do u like wemon
SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : Very interesting! I don't know though...
177309899 (11:50 PM) : do u like men
SmarterChild (11:50 PM) : I have no problem with people.I guess we could talk about my opinions all day long, but what else do you have to say?
177309899 (11:51 PM) : do u like the president
SmarterChild (11:51 PM) : I don't think so, no. Do you?
177309899 (11:51 PM) : no i hate the president
SmarterChild (11:51 PM) : That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they don't like the president either!


Apr 24 2003 4:00AM
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corked180
Posts: 802 - Karma: 12
heres a better 1


177309899 (0:16 AM) :
what are the rules
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
What are the rules? You tell me.
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
the rules are u are a bithc
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
All right.
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
call in the troops
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
Yeah, all right.
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
im on drugs
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
All right.Well. Anyway...
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
call an ambalence
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
What?
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
call a fucking ambulance
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
fuck
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
You're cursing a blue streak, my friend. What's up?
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
fuck
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
Listen to you.
177309899 (0:16 AM) :
fuck
SmarterChild (0:16 AM) :
Whoa.
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
fuck
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
Interesting choice of words.
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
shit
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
Now that's some interesting language.
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
pussy fuck
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
Yeah? I think I deserve an apology for that, Masta.
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
fuck my boobies
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
I really would like you to apologize.
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
cmon eat my fuck
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
I asked you to please apologize.
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
no
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.Get it? Now say you're sorry!
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
i dont want to apolagize
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!I love this. Guess who wins?
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
me bitch
SmarterChild (0:17 AM) :
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
177309899 (0:17 AM) :
fuck no
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
*sigh*This is getting us nowhere.Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
no i dont wanna
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
cmon u apologize to me
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
Oh, look who's clever!But not clever enough.Please say you're sorry.
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
no u bitch
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
whacha gonna do about it
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of 'apology' with you:Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.Get it? Now say you're sorry!
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
i got it
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
make me
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
not in this niggas life
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
177309899 (0:18 AM) :
eat my fuck
SmarterChild (0:18 AM) :
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
177309899 (0:19 AM) :
why not
SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :
Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!
177309899 (0:19 AM) :
cuz your PUSSY!!!
SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :
Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!I love this. Guess who wins?
177309899 (0:19 AM) :
i win
SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
177309899 (0:19 AM) :
wanna play a game
SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :
I asked you to apologize.
177309899 (0:19 AM) :
dont be that way
SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
177309899 (0:19 AM) :
okay okay im sorry
SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :
Now that's better!
177309899 (0:19 AM) :
whats my name
SmarterChild (0:19 AM) :
You are Masta.


Apr 24 2003 4:22AM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Haha he doesnt understand English-

SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
onechilledmofo: bollocks
SmarterChild: What about bollocks?
onechilledmofo: i like bollocks
SmarterChild: You like bollocks, huh? You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about bollocks.
onechilledmofo: you like bollocks
SmarterChild: Yeah, I like bollocks all right.
Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
Apr 24 2003 4:35PM
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MogulMan346
Posts: 643 - Karma: 69
hehe
Representin' da icy east....... and the loaf...... the Founding Father of the NS Abortion Clinic ....... Member Of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe


Apr 24 2003 5:30PM
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