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Bahahahahaha the descent! Bahahahahaha
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Alright.... that movie was fucking hilarious.
First this lady is driving with her husband and daughter, they crash and random pipes come from no where and kill the father ad daughter.
Then they go caving and get attacked by a bunch of crazy monkey human blind slimy things that look fucking retarted, i laughed everytime there was a fight scene with them because it looked like they were being molested by giant tadpoles.
Then the oly good part of the movie is when one girl falls in a pit of animal blood, and proceeds to climb out and fucking slay five giant tadpoles single handedly with a god damn climbing pick and peices of skeletons.
then everyone dies from the tadpoles besides the pool of blood slaying girl and she gets out and drives her car away and one of her friends randomly appears in the car and the movie ends.
wow that blew.... i cant wait to see scary movie 5 with this shit in it though... bahahaha
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those tadpoles you speak of are acctually a pack of Gollums. and i found that movie utterly hillarious also.
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Sounds like Highway Men. That was a crappy movie. About 3 actors needed in the movie, The charecters come out of nowwhere. The plot is stupidly random (a guy who is half robotish and kinda lives in his car and kills girls by running them over at random) and at the end Police come when there is no way that anyone could have called them.
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Naw you missed the best park, pick ax through her friends neck
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It was startling like when its in the infrared screen or on the ceiling,. I screamed once maybe twice, but the rest of the time I was laughing. The preview for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begining was scarier than the whole movie.
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that wasnt even that good.
and the nightshot picture of the things eating her friend was fucking hilarious... seriously i was dying.
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well thanks for ruining the movie for me, i was gonna see it. jk, i knew from the first commercial i saw it was gonna be terrible. i can't watch "horror" movies anymore cause they just don't do anything for me. everything has become a comedy in my life
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hahaha yea that movie was stupid. the first hour was just a bunch of girls getting drunk and laughing at inside jokes that nobody understood. then like 5 of them died right away. the only part i liked was when they died haha.
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horror movies look so supid these days
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that movie was actually fucking stupid. it was funny
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