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Ahmets_Brother
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so at 3 30 this morning im sleeping away in my bed, and im waken up to a loud screech then a big BOOM!! so im like "what the fuck just happened". i go outside and it turns out that some fat girl drop through our heavy metal fence, crushed my poppas baby pine tree (baby pines life was so short rip), nose hit a tree then swung into my snowmobile crushing it beyond my little imagination, then finally stopped by slamming into our barn. so it turns out shes a fat girl who likes to drop naughty naughy words too much and has a bad attitude. when she was in the stretcher she was like "is there a fucking ambulance, why arent i in the fucking ambulance" and some fireman under his breathe says to his friend "is there a road, why isnt she on the fucking road?". so now im gonna have to rebuild shitty wall to stop mongolian car from invading my territory. i better get a new free snowmobile outta this.
Aug 16 2006 3:53AM
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RudyGarmisch
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That sucks dude, claim insurence or sue, it sounds like she might deserve that.
Aug 16 2006 3:55AM
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Elijah.
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I like the southpark reference towards the end. OH GODDAMNIT NOW I GOTTA REBUILD MY CHITTY WALL FROM THOSE CHITTY MONGOLIANS. 
Aug 16 2006 3:58AM
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mattster
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damn mongolians!!!
Aug 16 2006 5:17AM
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soycapitan2
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that sucks so much...how big is the part of the wall you have to build/repair?

Aug 16 2006 5:50AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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haha that fireman comment made me laugh at work and everyone looked at me, and hopefully a newer faster sled is in your future.
Aug 16 2006 5:51AM
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sowstochd
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^hahaha. giray that sucks man. hope u get a new snowmobile
Aug 16 2006 6:00AM
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juanborlando
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sew her!
Aug 16 2006 9:00AM
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skiierman
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Damn dude, when will fat bitches learn that their place is not on the road but in the kitchen with a paper bag covering their uglyness. Fuck them all, FUCK THE FREE WORLD!

Oh and umm... I hope she pays for that shit.
Aug 16 2006 9:02AM
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ATLANTASKI
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you need to make sure her insurance will refund you, i imagine she will file a claim but she might omit the snowmobile and barn part so when the claims adjuster comes you need to show him...you should probably take pictures of hte damage too


good luck
Aug 16 2006 9:23AM
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SkiCrzy
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"so i was in the kitchen, and then i came out...."
Aug 16 2006 9:25AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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it was a sup;er heavy duty fence that was like 50 feet long and all 50 feet is ruined...if our bulldozer was moved like 20 feet forward she woulda smashed into that. can yuo imagaine what would happen if you smashed into like an 8 ton bulldozer
Aug 16 2006 9:29AM
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skiierman
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FUCK, you should have moved that bulldozer 20ft. forward.
Aug 16 2006 9:30AM
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-=koLLac=-
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hahaha, I'm sorry dude, but that was a really funny story
Aug 16 2006 9:36AM
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meggles
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first thing i thought of when i saw this thread haha

and maaan that sucks, hope you get a new snowmobile outta all that

Aug 16 2006 9:48AM
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GetMoney2
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learn to spell!
Aug 16 2006 9:55AM
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bighit
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wait u have a snowmobile...and a bulldozer....thats fucking sick!
Aug 16 2006 10:00AM
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zepscratch
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sue the shit out of her
Aug 16 2006 10:03AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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if u have homeowners insurance i assure you that you will get a snowmobile twice as nice.happened with my bikes
Aug 16 2006 10:28AM
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JockinJLoads
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haha yeah that road that you live on fucks ppl up in the winter....idk how she would have ate shit unless she was drunk
Aug 16 2006 10:41AM
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oakjewlery
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fuck fat people they ruin everything
Aug 16 2006 11:28AM
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CZA
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fat people always get in the way and ruin everything
Aug 16 2006 11:57AM
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salomon-skier
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haha i saw this guy get hit by a car today at the country club... its only funny because the car was going 5 mph and it was dead silent... i was teeing off and all i hear is "OH FUCK MY LEG, what the hell BITCH cant you see me in the fucking road... FUCK!"... and then he walked off like it never happened
Aug 16 2006 9:27PM
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poor@$$skibum
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, mongolians.
Aug 16 2006 9:30PM
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C-Burg
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but on the insurance calim that your snowmobile was built by Bently so it was really expensive.
Aug 16 2006 9:30PM
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sugarloaf
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you were in your living room? well I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish. I was really cleaning, and I heard it, so I came out. what, shoes? no, fuck shoes


but that sucks dude. and the fireman sounds really funny
Aug 16 2006 9:32PM
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skijunkiedtm
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like last week at like 3 in the morning some guy flew around my corner and into a ditch, well its not a ditch its like 6 feet deep and on the side of the road took out a light pole and my freind got over ther and took his bumper. teaches him for wakeing people up in my naibhor hood!
Aug 16 2006 9:34PM
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salomon-skier
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its a goddamn lack of respect
Aug 16 2006 9:40PM
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timmi
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Aug 16 2006 9:45PM
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treesmann
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bahaha
Aug 16 2006 10:43PM
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Jake...
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sucks man, you got owned. you should deff be able to get a free mobile outta it
Aug 16 2006 10:51PM
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StealthSteez
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hahaah wow what a stupid bitch. Insurance will cover everything no worries.
Aug 16 2006 10:58PM
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gaudette
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that blows
Aug 16 2006 11:01PM
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