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Employees at Taco Bell = Fucking Retarded.

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eheath
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So people may say "all fast foods service sucks" or "they will always fuck up". Well i worked at a fast food taco place (taco johns) and its really hard NOT to fuck up an order. You seriously have to have down syndrom(sp) so mess up a fucking order, period. Now to my real rant...

So i like taco bell, who fucking does? its cheep and it tastes good and when you eat to much/too often you get mad stomach aches, pretty standard. Well i think i can say my last few vists have been more than disapointing, not in the food, but the service. Not that its slow, the speed its fine, but shit they fuck up every god damn order i make.

Take a month or so ago. I ordered like a grande soft taco and a cheezy gordida crunch. I in turn got 3 spicy chick buriotos and a cheezy gordida crunch. I get home, and i am ready for an amazing experiance, and i see there are 4 items not 2. Wtf? So i throw away 2 of them and eat one, it was ok, but fuck they suck at giving you the right fucking order. The fucking taco place is paying you 6 bucks a fucking hour to do your shit right.

Now take today. I go to experiance this new NACHO CRUNCH thingy. So i order it and other taco of sorts. I get my bag, and for once it looks like my order is right. Thank God. So i get home, and i pull out the first taco and ate it. I then pull out this nacho crunch thing. By the signs and shit there its supose to have 3 items: nacho cheeze, little chip things, and steak. So im naturaly stoked on this. First bite, those chip things is all i get and torilla. Im like ok, nacho cheeze is at the bottom. So i continue to eat, and WTF BEANS?!?! i hit a nice little patch of beans, then the next bite SOUR CREAM!?! wtf?? then leatuce. By now im like wtf did they give me? I now think to myself fuck they gave me the wrong damn thing again. But then about the last 1/6 of the buritto is steak and a little bit a nacho cheeze....

Now i am very confedent in my beliefs that people at taco bell are mentally retarded. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THREE INGREDIANTS??? i mean seriously, you have to have down syndrom to fucking mess that up. i got like 8 different things in a buritto that supose to have THREE things in it. Jesus Christ how are they fucking stupid?

Well if you made it this far, you realize my frustration of how retarded some people are in this world, thank you, peace.
Aug 14 2006 7:12PM
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-benedetto
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why you throw 2 away :(
Aug 14 2006 7:15PM
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sherpasrock
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that sucks. but one time i went into taco bell right before they were closing. the cashier looked like he was stoned outta his mind (and im pretty sure he was). so i order like a crunch wrap supreme or something, (like $2.00 of food). i pay with it with a $5.00 bill. so i get $3 back in bills, and like $4.00 back in quarters. so i went into taco bell and came out with $2.00 extra and a crunch wrap supreme. it was awesome.
Aug 14 2006 7:16PM
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Jake...
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do you realise how much you just wrote.. on taco bell?
Aug 14 2006 7:16PM
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skiatgore69
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yeah at my taco bell a guy has down syndrome.
Aug 14 2006 7:17PM
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PoleySkier
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i ordered a spicy chicken burrito and a spicy chicken taco thing they only gave me the burrito
Aug 14 2006 7:17PM
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timmi
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man in a rush you would be suprised how easily things get mixed up. i know you said you worked there but i bet you made more mistakes then you realize. and christ if your having that much trouble wait in the drive through and look at your food. pisses them off and makes sure you got the right shit.
Aug 14 2006 7:19PM
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eheath
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Its been storing up for years. And also wtf is with the value meal prices? Shit NOTHING on ours is 99 cents, they are all like 129-159 its fucking ridiculous
Aug 14 2006 7:20PM
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eheath
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You cant just bust open a grilled buritto it ruins it
Aug 14 2006 7:21PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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where do you live? higher costs might be due to geographical circumsatnces or high costs in your state/area. i think you go to taco bell too much, think outside the taco next time...
Aug 14 2006 7:22PM
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Jake...
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hahaha wow. thats some anger you have
Aug 14 2006 7:23PM
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eheath
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Montana, and i really dont go there often, because it seriously makes me sick if i go more than like once every few weeks.
Aug 14 2006 7:23PM
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PoleySkier
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you gotta open them up to put the hot sauce in
Aug 14 2006 7:23PM
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juanborlando
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i didnt even read what you had to say or any other posts, but i m just gonna say that you cant talk shit on taco bell, because it is the best thing ever. officially.
Aug 14 2006 7:32PM
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ATLskier
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yeah the taco beel in dillon, co is so expensive. regular ones by my house have really low prices.
Aug 14 2006 7:34PM
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1440ski
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The taco bell by my house never messes up my order and we always have huge orders.
Aug 14 2006 7:43PM
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eheath
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Yes i have to say that place is good. I was at baseball there and me and my buddy went there after a game. We ordered cinna twists or w/e and they forgot so they hooked up like 3 orders of them it was tight.
Aug 14 2006 8:14PM
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Peter.
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yo taco bell is gross, i heard its like grade d beef, when like grade A is what you buy at grocery stores
Aug 14 2006 8:18PM
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eheath
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Ha its soo true too, same with mckyDs and BK its all grade D or F. But fuck it takes so good.
Aug 14 2006 8:23PM
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MitchPee
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Goooos frabaa.
Aug 14 2006 8:24PM
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zerospinskier
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damn ya. one time at mcdonalds i ordered a crispy chicken sandich. so i get it, and its in the box right? ok so i open the box and it looks good. so i go to pick it up...and theres no fucking bottom bun! like WTF! did he start making the burger by slappin a piece of chicken on the table!? it was weird. i still dont get how that happened. but anyway. i live off fast food. its too good to really get angry at.
Aug 14 2006 8:28PM
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wdbo.
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maybe mexican hurts you're weak whiteboy eastcoast stomach evan
here in NM we grew eatin that shit, aint no damn pussys haha
plus we got mexicans working they taco bells here, they dont screw they're used to making this stuff and they are actually very diligent people... when they're not sleeping
Aug 14 2006 8:38PM
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wdbo.
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plus i dont eat at taco bell, we got much better restuarants here for very reasonbale prices too
Aug 14 2006 8:43PM
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eheath
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1. I live in montana, not the east coast.

2. There are NO mexicans that work there, they are all white metallly retarded fucks.

3. And white boy? You're whiter than me winn.
Aug 14 2006 8:48PM
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720laxskier
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i love the food though
Aug 14 2006 8:52PM
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wdbo.
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montana, east coast, same shit different smell
thats the outside you're seeing hotz im straight beaner on the inside, think of me as an inside-out coconut
Aug 14 2006 8:54PM
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bigairjay.
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I ordered a turkey and cheese sandwich from a sub place once, go to eat it........ lettece, cheese, mayo. NO FUCKING TURKEY ON A TURKEY SANDWICH. The trick is to go back and make them feel like a dumbass, not to get more free food.

Aug 14 2006 8:58PM
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taosskier
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i agree, i think taco bell sucks ass
Aug 14 2006 9:02PM
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wdbo.
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robbie, you're gay
Aug 14 2006 9:06PM
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CooksCorner
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Ive never eaten there, but once i made it as far as the counter. I looked back into the heart of Taco Bell and did not like what I saw. First off the people running the place were the dirtiest, haggard looking bunch of inner city ghetto trash ive ever seen. Secondly, the place was trashed. Ingredients were EVERYWHERE, and the counters were down right dirty.

Anyway, I wasnt hungry anymore.
Aug 14 2006 9:50PM
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juanborlando
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seriously guys, no more shit talking on taco bell. its the greatest thing ever made.
Aug 14 2006 9:53PM
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Elijah.
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Gotta go to the local taco places dude. We have this place in Bellingham, its called Diego's, and they make the best burritos ever. It's like heaven with a little tortilla wrapped around it.
Aug 14 2006 10:20PM
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wdbo.
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i guarantee that they are no where near as good a anything here in NM i refuse to believe that washington can have remotely good mexican food, of course im spoiled with mexican food living here in taos
Aug 14 2006 10:23PM
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Potatoes
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damn dude that sucks
Aug 14 2006 11:09PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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yea i have a rant about tacobell employees too. we pull up to the drive through and some tatted out purple hair ugly bitch was working. so she hands us our drinks and mines is just carbonation. so i ask her if i can get a new one. she flips a bitch at me and goes on ranting on how im just scamming her wtf. how am i scamming her when i took one sip of the pop and it tasted like shit so i asked for a new one. so she wouldn't give me a new one. after a while she gives in and gives in and gets one. so now we are out of cup holders bc of the new pop so i take off the top to the bad soda and pour it out but i keep the cup and lid inside the car so then she refused to give us our food bc i poured soda in there street and she threatend to call the cops on us. so we just drove away.
Aug 14 2006 11:28PM
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