I had a funny conversation with a friend of mine about masturbation and his viewpoints certainly challenged mine. Here's what he said.
"Masturbation is borderline homosexuality. Think about it. You are certainly not learning how to sexually please a woman, because women are more like ovens whereas guys are like microwaves. Also, usually how many women are in the room? All you're learning how to do is please a guy. Sure, you're probably thinking of women, but you're certainly not learning how to better please them."