Its because they all took the "pro skier" steriod at age 9, tanner and pep being the first users, and it take from 6-10 years to engage on your skiing, and you instantly become pro. but the older you get the longer it takes. Say you take it at 13, it takes 10-13 years for it to work. So seeing now at 23, if you take it right now, it will take 30-45 years to engage. But, one loop hole(this has never been done but it can be) take it analy and then poop it out of your mouth(south park) the imidatly take it to the top of mount everest, and you will be pro in 1-31 years.
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