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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
So i wake up this morning and my dad comes into my room.  He sais "So where did you go last night?"  I say "waht are you talking about, i was here all night"  He tells me that my mom saw me walk in f'rom outside at like 6am.  Im thinking what..the...fuck!! I actually did stay inside all night.  So i called my mom at work to get her story and she said she came into my room becuase my alarm was on super loud and to her surprise i pulled a fuckin hudini in my sleep and came walking in from out side and slipped into my bed.  She asked me what i was doing and i simply said "im tired" in my sleep.. this has never happened to me before.. pretty fucked up.
Aug 4 2006 11:08AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
time to handcuff you to the bed
Aug 4 2006 11:08AM
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.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 188
damn thats cool!
Aug 4 2006 11:13AM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
yeah the handcuff idea is good, cause if you were awoken by a truck of something in the street- you'd be so disoriented and fucked up
Aug 4 2006 11:15AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
thats messed, you need to consider the hand cuffs or have someone follow you
Aug 4 2006 11:18AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
you gotta lay dozens of mouse traps on your floor to wake you up. or maybe a big elastic band across your bed so when you stand up and walk it just knocks you back onto your bed
Aug 4 2006 11:22AM
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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
One night when I was sleep walking, my parents where watching a movie, and they said I tried to piss in the apple drawer in my refigerator :-/ Now I wonder what happens at night, and if I've ever done something like that and ate it :(
Aug 4 2006 1:34PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
my friends lil bro was sleepwalking and he 1 time he opened the door to his basement and pissed all down the steps hahah
another time my friend was sleeping walking he was about 4 and he walked into his parents bed with a knife and scarred the shit outta his parents
Aug 4 2006 2:11PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
all right so i was having a sleep over with a freind and at like 3 in the morning he just started screaming in his sleep i asked him if he was allright and he just mumbled shit at ooo yea im fine then he would just start screamin again it was so damn load woke every one in the house he then climbed down from his bunk ben and went and sat in his living room by that time his dad was down stares and he ended up trying to calm him down fot like half an hour and in the morning......................didnt remember a thing weird and he does this shot often
Aug 4 2006 2:16PM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
i used to sleep walk like crazy. on my senior trip in nyc they said if we were caught outside our rooms past 12 we would be sent home. I woke up in the hall and it took me 10 minutes to figure out where the hell i was and how to get back to my room. If im not sleeping in my bed there is a good chance i will sleep walk.
Aug 4 2006 3:33PM
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newschooler7
Posts: 2253 - Karma: 21
thats what she said! oh snap
Aug 4 2006 4:25PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
i hate sleep walking. i didit last night.
no good comesfrom it.
Aug 4 2006 4:38PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
hahaha wow. Thats so fucked up. I wonder what you did outside tho !?!?!?!
Aug 4 2006 6:35PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i talk alot, dont walk though, sometimes i wake up at night debating somwthing with myself and continue the conversation
Aug 4 2006 10:37PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
Im afraid that i will sleepwalk with intense nightwood or something.my little bro used to sleep walk and pee in anything, he has lifted up my parents blankets to pee, he peed in the batman figure crate, he peed in the laundry hamper with clothes in it.
Aug 4 2006 10:50PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
bahahahahahah lmao hahahahaa. i found that funny
Aug 5 2006 12:39AM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
my brother when he was little peed in the corner of our room at our ski condo at night in his sleep
Aug 5 2006 8:39AM
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Beamer12
Posts: 3227 - Karma: 46
i wonder where you went
Aug 5 2006 8:40AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
when i was little i sleepwalked out of my room and to this toy chest thing and was about to go to the bathroom, but aparently my dad was awake so he oicked me up and put me in front of the toy chest. But besides that i just tlak in my sleep all the time.
Aug 5 2006 8:45AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
video tape it.
Aug 5 2006 8:46AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
^my dad picked me up and put me in front of the toilet.
Aug 5 2006 8:46AM
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CooksCorner
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So i was in Japan for the World Cup a couple of years ago with the whole family, my younger brother, Mother and Father. We saw some games but also did some touring, one particularly memorable stop was the city of Kyoto.

Kyoto is one of Japans oldest cities and is full of temples and history. As such we thought it would be a great idea to stay in a trational Japanese Riokan (sp?) which roughly translates into a hotel in western terms. The idea behind a Riokan was to inspire total relaxation. To paint the picture for you, this place was thousands of years old, no locks were on the doors and when you entered the building they took your shoes from you...it was designed to totally seclude you from the hustle and bustle of the city.

Anyway, after this traditional 16 course meal served to us in our rooms, we retired for the night. Laying on the tatami mat floors, on what esentially was a fouton mattress, i had the strangest dream...

In my dream I really needed to take a piss, so i get up, stumble around looking for the bathroom...no luck. I leave my room and walk up a flight of stairs only to find a host of doors. Somehow i settle on a door and enter, after a little more stumbling in the dark, i have found the potty and make hay.

Thats all i remember. I woke up the next morning startled at how real this dream had seen, but i disregared it as my powerful imagination and went to my parents room for breakfast.

On our way out of the Riokan, we came down a hallway that we had not on the way in. As we rounded the corner i looked left and was aghast. I recognised the stairway, but how could this be...i had never been here before. Scanning through my memory banks i was finally able to latch onto the reference image...it was the stairway i had motored up in my dream in a desperate delusional search for the potty. That was no vivid dream i had, i had actually gone to the bathroom in someone elses room.

To this day i wonder whether i scared the shit out of some little Japanese people just trying to get some rest. At 15 i was 6'1'' with blond hair and blue eyes, people stopped me on the street to take pictures of me...can you imagine what it must have been like for them if i took a leak in their bathroom half awake? They must think Americans are crazy!
Aug 5 2006 8:49AM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
^thats an awesome story, and well written too.
Aug 8 2006 3:45PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
are you fucking kidding me? they don't take pictures of westerners like we are some mthyical unicorn.
Aug 8 2006 4:42PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
my cousin told me that he was sleepwalking once wen he was in like 2nd grade and then he walked to his dad's room and pissed on his dads face
Aug 8 2006 4:49PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
at camp last week my friend got up at like 3 am, got in the shower, and tried to get back in his room but it was locked, so he woke up locked outside his room soaking wet, it was funny.
Aug 8 2006 4:57PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
so thats not to bad once i was sleep wlaking when we were camping in the woods and i woke up and it took me forever to find the tent
Aug 8 2006 4:58PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
Ive walked out of the house and pissed in the front yard before. 2 nights ago I went to bed and woke up in the morning with a whole bunch of shit moved around and rolled up into a ball of clothes on my futon. so either Ghosts or me being a jackass i dont know.
Aug 8 2006 6:55PM
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cfveinot
Posts: 180 - Karma: 14
That's weird that you said I'm tired, because the only time I was sleep walking I got out of bed, walked across the hall into my parents room said "I'm tired" and went back to bed.
Aug 8 2006 9:44PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
whoa there chucky
Aug 8 2006 9:47PM
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CBROOKS
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At a camp we went to we had a kid wake up our leader 3 times in the course of a week asking "where is my flashlight?" "Why isnt it morning yet gonzo?" and "James left, do you know where he is?" we dont know who gonzo or james are. neither does he.
Aug 8 2006 10:00PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
once i went sleep walking and i woke up outside in my back yard the next morning.
Aug 8 2006 10:03PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
thats what i was thinkin
Aug 8 2006 10:08PM
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blakroc
Posts: 2323 - Karma: 28
my bro came down stairs sleep walkin pissed himself and went back to bed
Aug 8 2006 10:09PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
oh yea, i had a room mate that would scream in his sleep. that was chilling.
Aug 8 2006 10:09PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Night terrors, not fun. In the most serious cases, you wake up screaming in an unexplainable state of absolute terror. people can become afraid of falling asleep. Not a healthy thing.
Aug 8 2006 10:19PM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
i share a room with my brother and some times he's like half sleeping and you can have convos with him, its really weird
Aug 8 2006 11:33PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
i used to do it all the time but i havnt for a while
Aug 8 2006 11:34PM
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Shawnyawny
Posts: 230 - Karma: 11
i sleep walk almost every night, i fall down the stairs alot of the time and just wake up in the morning on the stairs, last year i fell down them and broke my arm, that time i woke up.
Aug 8 2006 11:43PM
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