First, give her some sprite. Next, tell her you spiked it and it was 30% alcohal. Then when she pretends shes all drunk, fuck her everywhere. Then you say "hey bitch, that wasn't really spiked so stop being a fake whore. Oh....and i have AIDS."
LEGION OF DOOM, WE HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald with a beer gut and still think they are the shit.
kk so chill with her some time, slip some date rape in her drink, once shes out. fucking cock slap her face then piss all over her then just cover her entirely with shaving cream and whipped cream so you cant see her body.
oh and film it too, then send her the video over msn.