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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
That bitch got married. Avril Lavigne was saving herself for me, and then she goes off and screws me over by marrying some punk ass bitch.

http://www.cbc.ca/story/arts/national/2006/07/16/lavigne-whibley-wedding.html

My poor heart...
Jul 16 2006 11:59AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
damn shes hot
Jul 16 2006 12:25PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
How long do I give it? three years? No. Two years.
Just you wait.
Jul 17 2006 12:10PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
shes Foth, canadian, and stinky. I don't see how you could possibly be worried that she's been carried away by some helpless stud who is soon to find out that she is from a series of Alien Sloth/Man Kitten Hybrid species that was created by the martians in an effort to repopulate common entertainment on their planet Zorg.

and no, she couldn't just sing for them. If I were a fat green alien who wanted to be entertained, I wouldn't let Avril sing for me. I'd mold her into a supercreature or soemthing.
Jul 17 2006 12:17PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
shes hott, but a dumb hooker to say the least. and you know they say, if you love em let em go. especially if they're dumb bitches
Jul 17 2006 12:26PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
she looks like a crack whore
Jul 17 2006 12:50PM
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Benzoate
Posts: 350 - Karma: 10
keep dreaming
Jul 17 2006 3:33PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
can i still see her boobs?
Jul 17 2006 3:36PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
agreed
Jul 17 2006 3:53PM
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