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Fucking Inbred Rednecks!

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skiierman
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So I was walking around with two of my buddies at a fair in a small town called Hillsborough. Now if anyone on this site has been there can tell you it's the sketchiest place filled with crackheads and inbreds with less teeth than words in the thread title. Anyways, we where walking around doing nothing and I was wearing my "I am a skier" shirt. Soon enough I heard someone yell out, "TWO PLANKER!" I look over expecting one of my friends but it was some God damned 6ft. tall scrony piece of shit that I've never met before in my life. He was in a group of his buddies who where all giggling like faggots because he yelled that to me. Well I yelled back, "What the Hell man? I don't know you," and a few other choice words under my breath because it was really pathetic and made me angry. I haven't heard that one since middle school when people actually cared. Anyways, an hour later we happen to walk past this kid again but now there are his "bitches" standing around him and he was obviously telling them about how he pn3d me because they all turned around at once to look at me. I felt like being a bastard about it and telling him what's up but I didn't feel like spending the energy and embarrassing in front of his ladies (who where probobly his first cousins anyways judging on how he was handling one of them). This ever happen to any of you?
Jul 9 2006 10:44PM
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Silister
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
I really wouldn't think that's much of a put down. Kind of sad actually. Dirty, Funny, yet sad. All in one. And nay, it's never happened to me.
Jul 9 2006 10:47PM
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j.bird
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Sadly no, and I was expecting a grandfinale where you were going to kick the shit out of him. Sounded like that was going to happen from the way u were explaining it. But yeah, that is pretty gay man. I hate people who like to hate for no reason. If he is such a cool snowboarder then we'll see at the mountain. Fags.
Jul 9 2006 10:48PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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you shoulda walked up to him and punched him in the face.
Jul 9 2006 10:49PM
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Mezmerize19
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No joke, I would have went up to his face and put the two birds up. Then if any of them were going to say something I would have said SHUT UP FUCKER
Jul 9 2006 10:50PM
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720laxskier
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i think you shouldve fought 'em
Jul 9 2006 10:50PM
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Redstar
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Gangsta, talking shit under your breath. Way to go.
Jul 9 2006 11:56PM
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futurespin
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agreed
Jul 10 2006 12:20AM
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ohiorprsnt
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the ending was one of if not the biggest letdowns you built up the story real well bot then didnt do shit about it
Jul 10 2006 12:36AM
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a-g-b
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i would have simply sat them down and exchanged extremely pleasant words with them.........quit being a pussy and stand up for yourself
Jul 10 2006 2:59AM
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soulskier
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you could have just whipped a mirror out of you back pocket and made him look into it, that'd be an insult
you dont carry a mirror around?
Jul 10 2006 8:13AM
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zylstra
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you should have head butted him in the chest
Jul 10 2006 10:12AM
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D_Mezz
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yeah that seems to work pretty well.
Jul 10 2006 10:50AM
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wh@t
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ahahahaha! zidane is G! anyways, this has happened ta me but it wasnt no hillbilly mo fucka. it was a rich ass preppy as hell jock. he comes over and is all 'why dont you snowboard, bitch' i say 'cause i like skiing, fucker' now he gets all pissed off and feels it would be best if he fights me. this kid is short and stout, no joke, and i am 5'11; about 6 inches taller. so he throws a punch, it connects but feels like nothing then turns around and runs... dick
Jul 10 2006 11:01AM
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awsomecoolguy
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well there arnt many things that piss me off. i mean someone could probly come up to my face and make fun of my girl friend or something and i wouldent really care.
but if some peice of shit even hits twards skiing as being a lesser form of anything. i defiatly let them no that it pisses me off. and i'd be ready to kurb stomp there ass.
Jul 10 2006 11:35AM
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leckett1
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speaking of rednecks...i saw quite a funny site the other day on the bus. there was some skinny motherfuckin white trash dude in a wifebeater with a mullet and he was with about 5 kids. and his wife was soooooooooooooooooo fuckin fat and could barely walk. i laughed to myself. thats so redneck to have the skinniest fuckin man ever with the fattest bitch ever
Jul 10 2006 12:14PM
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Rez4frederick
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lol. What a gay story.
Jul 10 2006 12:41PM
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timmi
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the other day at canadas wonderland i wore that shirt. i saw these two kids and they were just like "yeeaahh!!! me too!" and i was confused. but then they pointed at the shirt and i was like, oh. thats awsome.
Jul 10 2006 1:01PM
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Jaskittin
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It sounds like an ass-kicking would have been appropriate. I live in Montana, so I know what you are talking about. On any given night, at least 10 racers with shitty cars can be seen in the hastings parking lot with their hoods popped.
Jul 10 2006 1:20PM
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skiierman
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Yeah to answer the "you should have faught them" remarks, there where police there and I'm kind of on probation for a year from a stupid stunt I pulled a month ago. Also seeing I'm an adult, I could have gotten myself in a lot of trouble that I honestly don't need. I wish I could have, the guy was a fucking prick.
Jul 10 2006 3:23PM
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dangerdad
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ur a 2 plnker, so what. im proud to be a 2 planker. i woulda yelled back, thats right
Jul 10 2006 6:47PM
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dat_ski_dude
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i would have yelled back "OH YEAH, SPELL IT?"
Jul 11 2006 10:43AM
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newschooler7
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ahhh i know. twas a shitty ending
Jul 11 2006 11:24AM
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skiierman
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^ Haha, kind of like Pirates of the Caribbean.
Jul 11 2006 11:29AM
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madtownfreestyle
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lol...

but nah its never happened to me
Jul 11 2006 1:22PM
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eheath
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Ive almost been killed by a redneck, it sucked. They are so anti-everything that they dont do.
Jul 11 2006 1:33PM
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invader7
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u shoulda chased him down and kicked his fuckin ass
Jul 11 2006 1:36PM
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