so my friend was in the states and he brought back a few tins of chewing tobaco and he gave one to my other friend as a present so the other friend is a really big goof so in class he starts slapping it and he hits it arong and this huge tin of chewing tobacco just explodes and goes everywhere the teacher goes what the hell is that and his reply is it was mud off his shoes but it was a completley dry week but the teacher was a senial old man and belived him
a few weeks later when the gym teacher was working out he went up to him and said you make me splooge in my pants then he got expelled
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