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My canada day story!

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timmi
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kinda funny, kinda sad, kinda stupid. alright here we go.

so i wake up at about 6:30 am to my alarm evicting me from my beautiful dreams. well, it was time to go to rowing again, so after spending 20 minutes to find my pants(seriously) i was on my way down the road on my shiny bike.
well it was early and i wasnt awake yet, so biking down the paved path that leads to the club, a small squirrel leaps infront of my front tire. shocked but prepared i leaped into action, swerving my front tire nearly clipping the poor fuzzy creatures tail.
well while i was recovering from this near disasterous situation, another life changing moment appears before my eyes.
As i straighten my wheel and get back into my focas i see a larger, darker, fuzzier animal in the corner of my eye. it was the canadian favourite, the beaver. it bolted infront of me, and paused. i did not have time to react. it was too much all at once. the only thing i could do was watch in horror as the wheel bumped over the poor creature. i chringed as i heard the moan of its little beaver voice. and then i felt the back wheel bump over it. With little hope, i glance behind me to see the extent of the damage. but to my dismay, the beaver was up and at it again wandering back into the marche, to live again in the wild!
it was a horrable expeirience, and it all happened on Canadas birthday. I nearly killed canadas favourit animal Canadas birthday.

thoughts? questions? concerns? hate? love?

ps, i worked like a 9 hour shift today, im really fuckin tired, so im sorry i sound like a cheesy novel.
Jul 1 2006 10:53PM
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Von
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my canada day sucked, except for i got a new job at Outback today, sweet.
Jul 1 2006 11:07PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i feel so bad for the beaver
Jul 1 2006 11:16PM
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timmi
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dude you have no idea how bad i felt.
Jul 1 2006 11:16PM
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Capt.Flannel
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then you ate my cat apparently. Jerk.
Jul 1 2006 11:16PM
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timmi
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because i didnt think it would be alive. i guess im not 100% sure on the meaning of that word...
Jul 1 2006 11:27PM
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QuazBotch
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I watched some ligthening and sat around in my underpants. it was sweeet.
Jul 1 2006 11:36PM
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stayclassy
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your sig got me AGAIN
Jul 1 2006 11:57PM
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Gtweaker
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haha so funny just how described every little detail.
Jul 2 2006 12:34AM
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KillerMonkey
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i think your looking for the word either amazement or disbelief
Jul 2 2006 12:35AM
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jfuller
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"Canada day" hahahahahahahahahaha
Jul 2 2006 12:37AM
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Gtweaker
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?^
Jul 2 2006 12:39AM
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Desjardins
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hahah, that happens all the time to me, my friends lives in a neighborhood where there are alot of bunny rabbits around, really annoying to bik eto his house, but that would have sucked if you killed a beaver on canadas birthday
Jul 2 2006 12:52AM
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SteezePatrol
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that's awesome that you live near a marche and there's beavers around, we got beavers in my town but not by my house.

come to think of it there's 5 right beside the highway.

anyway why did you have to find your parents, do you live in a castle
Jul 2 2006 12:57AM
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hollygrove
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Haha s'all good, i knew what you meant. And where do you live that there would randomly be a beaver in th emiddle of the road?
Jul 2 2006 3:02AM
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Leckett
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my canada day:

get up at about 10ish and blast heavy metal in my house. then i leave to the skate park and we chillthere till about 4 when we left downtown. when we got downtown we went skateboasrding loooking for new spots and such. found a couple and had a good sesh. then we found a couple friends on rideau and just chilled there and ended up bumping into a few past aquaintences(sp). then we proceded to my friends house where i am now and we started drinking. we get nice n shitfaced and then grabbed a bus downtown at about 1 in the morning. now it would have been a lot better if it wasnt raining but it was still cool. we bumped into a few others there and decided to go back because it was raining and we were getting soaked. now the bus ride back is a whole other story on its own.

everyone is screaming loud and singing OOLEEEEEEE OLE OLE OLEEEEE you know. and we bumped into yet more people on the bus. and then people light up doobs and everyone is fuckin hotboxing the bus. i fuckin kid you not and these other 2 dudes were doing pipe hits RIGHT ON THE BUS how fuckin sick is that.

then when we got back here we started eating fuckin everything. we ate a kilogram of cashews and a box of hotrods. we were also shooting eachother with a bb gun and i have lots of unpleasant marks on me from it. then we roll our own doobs and sesh that at like 2am and come back and watch shit on the computer and watch star wars....pretty sick night!
Jul 2 2006 9:02AM
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bigair182
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^ when I was coming back from downtown(ottawa) people were smoking weed on my bus too...
Jul 2 2006 10:25AM
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Leckett
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were you on the 95 going to orleans at around 2 by any chance?
Jul 2 2006 11:16AM
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timmi
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orillia ontario. its not that small of a city but its got a lot of wildlife. kinda cool.
Jul 2 2006 11:25AM
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sopher
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lol he was looking for his pants not his parents
Jul 2 2006 11:37AM
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skogenjake
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marche or marsh?
Jul 2 2006 11:53AM
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timmi
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ii
Jul 2 2006 12:05PM
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skogenjake
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what is the difference?
Jul 2 2006 12:08PM
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skogenjake
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i dont speak internet
Jul 2 2006 12:09PM
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timmi
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i ment number 2. roman numerals.
Jul 2 2006 12:13PM
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NFproductions
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this is how you do it. II
Jul 2 2006 12:36PM
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FUUUCK
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either or
Jul 2 2006 2:58PM
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cork13
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nice story. I worked all canada day and didn't even get paid overtime
Jul 2 2006 11:17PM
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up_skirt
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man, it was definately not that late
Jul 2 2006 11:30PM
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ski_cartel
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20 minutes to find your pants? you only have one pair.
Jul 2 2006 11:37PM
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slimbruddah
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I...............cna;t.....not..... hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding.
Jul 2 2006 11:47PM
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Lord_Piot
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you almost hit a beaver on your bike...thats pretty fucken amazing.
Jul 3 2006 12:08AM
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timmi
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no i actually hit the beaver.
and to the other guy, i only have 1 pair of rowing shorts.
Jul 3 2006 12:20PM
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RepYoSet
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i was mountain bikin at whistler a couple weeks ago and some guy rode right into a big black bear, litterally hit the bear...it was fuckin funny lol
Jul 3 2006 12:33PM
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Capt.Flannel
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and then ya know, the bear ripped his arms off and ate his body.
Jul 3 2006 12:35PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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My buddy and I were riding, (he was in front) when we almost ran over a black bear cub, he literally stopped less then 2 feet from it, and i almost smoked him, then we looked over and saw mum about 40 feet away, luckily they ran one way and we went like hell the other way down the hill.
Jul 3 2006 5:59PM
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Leckett
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yes it was..it was about 1:30-2ish wasnt it?
Jul 3 2006 6:04PM
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Liam.
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epic story
Jul 3 2006 6:07PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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true, i got home at 1am that night
Jul 3 2006 6:07PM
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Leckett
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yea i guess it was 1ish then. i thought it was later. weird
Jul 3 2006 6:15PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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more like 12:15-ish because i walked home through that rain for 45 minutes after i got off the bus, and i was home at 1am
Jul 3 2006 6:17PM
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Mat.
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niggah shut the fuck up
Jul 3 2006 6:38PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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that was an awesome story! really! i quite enjoyed it.

gooo canada!
Jul 3 2006 6:42PM
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kirky*
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yah it was impossible to get on the 95, one of my friends got stuck of the wrong bus at the back and couldnt get off so he started to kick the door open and break the glass. The cops ended up taking him off and gave him a warning.
Jul 3 2006 7:40PM
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