sooooo drunk, up at college on a quiet night me and my friend told all these canadian chicks we played professional hockey in canada and that we were getting drafted in the nhl.... my name was pierre laduke haha and it worked
Yeah.....ever since the conservatives took over they've just been chucking the ugmo's into cages. Or making the semi-uglies wear those giant, half-face covering shades. It's the new bylaw. I think it's doing the trick for tourism. It's turning into sweden over here!
Life without risk is like Kool-Aid without the sugar... it just ain't gunna be sweet. SO grow some balls, don't think and just do it.
'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do tha