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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
i dunno if this is my most but it was very akward and it was my most recent, so on thursday i was golfinga dn there was a rain delay so me and ym friends went into the clubhouse and they wewre watching world cup and it was brazil vs japan and i wlaked in and said quite loud to ym friend pfft japan sucks brasil is gonan kil them andf right next to me there was a table full of these japanese ppl and they seemed liek soccer fans and they all got this really sad look on there face and there was one white guy i think he was trying to make business wiht them and he looks over and goes i thin they have a chance go japan and gives me the dirtiest lokm ive ever got then i had to sit at the table nxt to them for like 20 min
Jun 24 2006 11:42AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha, way to play it safe
Jul 8 2006 2:52AM
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mittfree
Posts: 329 - Karma: 15
Eerily similar to something that happened to me. Except I was rubbing my nipple looking at someone down my row, and the teacher just looked at me and said "Having fun boys." I just slowly put my shirt back down with probably the biggest 'oh shit' look on my face.
Jul 8 2006 8:45AM
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yz_porlier
Posts: 80 - Karma: 232
HAHAHAHA
Jul 8 2006 9:18AM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
i love awkward moments.
one constantly reoccuring awkward moment i have noticed
is during jeopardy when none of the contestants no the answer to the question and they all just kinda stand there silent until the buzzer goes off.
Jul 8 2006 9:23AM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
my gilrfreind's dad is kinda crazy about her having boyfreinds or whatever and we were just hanging out at the skatepark or something (this was before her dad knew about us) and right as i like put my arm around her her dad wlked up behind us and she turned around and was like
"omg my dad" i looked for like two seconds and just turned and walked away like i didnt see him it was kinda akward im shure iv had more akward moments but thats the only one i could think of at the momment
i have another that doesnt involve me, we at a party thing and my freind had this one girl he had been hooking up wit for like the past week or so sitting on his lap, it was real dark cus it was out in the woods and all we had was a little campfire well anyway she had on a short skirt and he was like feeling her up just like infront of everyone because noone could see cus it was so dark, little did they know we had a vid. camera with  a rather superb nightshot system  we sat there filming him commence acts of a sexual nature under her skirt they had no idea it was hilarious cuss everyone was sitting there watching the camera and they were completey oblivious to what we were doing we even switched angles like twice. a couple of days later we showed them the tape wit a bunch of freinds watching it on a big screen tv good times. also he called a diff. girls name when he dropped her off that night idiots
Jul 8 2006 3:12PM
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rh12321
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
ok well my most recent one was when these girls girls i know snuck into my house and they were just sitting on my couch.(there was 4 of them) i am taking a shower and im done so i walk to my room which is right next to the bathroom but to get to it anyone can see u in the living room area(where the girls were sitting)so i had no idea they were there so i just walk out the door butt naked to go to my room and i see all the girls there and i just stopped for like about 8 seconds,then i realized they all just saw my junk.
Jul 8 2006 3:19PM
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rh12321
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
it was pretty akward^
Jul 8 2006 5:05PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
BUMP
to one of the funniest threads on ns
Dec 2 2006 12:35AM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
right now.
i hate gays
Dec 2 2006 12:39AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Well, I just called my friend to chill and his girlfriend picks up...
"Hi Nick!"
"uhhh, hi... Cassandra? (name has been changed for friend's sake)"
"Yeah........ we're kinda busy right now. Bye!"
and she hung up the phone.

not really awkward, just weird.
Dec 2 2006 12:48AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
playing tetherball in grade 5. had to pee real bad but didnt wanna go find a teacher to get permission. so i held it the best i could. but i couldnt hold it long enough. i wizzed myself right there. so i went to the office and said i wassick and had to go home so they called my mom and she came and picked me up.
Dec 2 2006 12:48AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
my rooomate tootaly coght me jerking it 2 a grl charac in WOW it was rly mbarssing...he poosted it on yootoob
Dec 2 2006 1:00AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
shit i saw that on break.com
Dec 2 2006 1:03AM
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dat_dude_sammie
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
A FUCKING DRUNK BLACK GIRL BUSTED INTO MY ROOM AT LIK 1 IN THE MORNING AND WENT ONTO MY BED WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
Dec 2 2006 1:06AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
WERE YOU ANGRY ABOUT IT?
Dec 2 2006 1:09AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
ohh and i got a real one...ok so one night i was pretty fucked up and a ton of kids were camping out, again i was fucked up...so i go in the tent and i see and afghan blanket(fucking coold and its like 30F out) so i get in that and this girl comes into the tent im like alright whatever and somehow i decided it would be ok if we shared the blanket because well i was cold as fuck and she wouldnt shut the fuck up about it....she keeps like rubbing me but the thing was i knew she was ugly as fuck so i just sat still and acted like i wa asleep, around like 5 in the morning or so i look up and its just getting light out...i realize i was awoken by her grabbing my cock through my jeans and rubbing it... and by this point im completely sober so i was like AHHHHH!!!!!!!!she an ogre. i didnt know what to do so i just like closed my eyes and rolled over hard and tore the blanket off of her and went to sleep. i woke up about an hour or so later and run to my friends car and got the fuck out....that was REALLY awkward. and i hope to forget it soon, next time ill drink more.
Dec 2 2006 1:14AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
heres her... she looked a lot worse that night

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Dec 2 2006 1:16AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
OOOOHHHHH I FORGOT A HUUUUGE PART....that night we had witnessed her giving my friend head like 2 hours before all that shit....that was a huge part of it....
Dec 2 2006 1:17AM
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Collgan
Posts: 470 - Karma: 11
already posted mine here ya go

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/cat_id/2/thread_id/172919/page/4/
Dec 2 2006 1:26AM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
yeah what do you do in that situation? haha that sucks dude
Dec 2 2006 2:07AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
damn she gets around
Dec 2 2006 10:03AM
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hardc0reharriet
Posts: 36 - Karma: 8
I suppose to normal people this would be awkward.. but i think its hilarious.. long story short, last new years i got trashed, went back with my best friend (guy) puked at his house, cleaned myself up and we went to bed. I'm in my underwear, and a wave of nausea comes over me.. but im stuck between him and the wall, so i couldnt get out of bed in time to run to the bathroom. So im laying there like, convulsing trying to surpress the vomit. Meanwhile, with all the abs im useing to keep it down.. i pee myself a little. ..not like im laying in my own piss, just my underwear's wet. So the need to vomit goes away, and a little bit later he's trying to be slick and slips his hand betweens my legs and goes "Oooh.. you're so wet"

hahahahhaha
Dec 2 2006 10:12AM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/263161/
Dec 2 2006 11:17AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
thats disgusting. I need to stop reading newschoolers over breakfast.
Dec 2 2006 11:43AM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
bahahhhahahahaahahahaaaaaaaahahahahaahahhahhahaahahaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahaha
Dec 2 2006 12:16PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
hahaahahaha
Dec 2 2006 12:17PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
you just owned newschoolers for that 1 minute that it took me to read it..oh and you have too much time on your hands haha
Dec 2 2006 1:45PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
one time i was in spanish class and i made the typical asian joke and theres this little asian girl standing next to me, staring at me with a sad face...i felt like a piece of shit
Dec 2 2006 1:48PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
My friends mom died of cancer a couple years back, and we were talking one day and hes like "thats a pretty gay jacket u got there". And I just blurt out "like your mom" not on purpose because it was more like an impulse response. Either way he was like "watt!!!" and i made a nice save by saying "like yours man." It was still akward cause he knew what I said. I have to be more careful around him, theres been more than once when I just blurt out stuff.
Dec 2 2006 2:42PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
i walked into the gym locker room not checking before i made a black joke and said "damn, its hotter than a nike sweatshop in here" ahahah yea the black kids were looking pretty pissed haha.
Dec 2 2006 3:51PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
honestly... probably getting a handjob from this asian girl when i was 14 on my couch with my parents downstairs. kinda ruined her expensive little shirt, just sitting there after like mad awkward um u wana go clean up?
Dec 2 2006 4:18PM
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ppp
Posts: 220 - Karma: 18
the time I decided to be a fucking moron and leave my password the same as my username and some other kid found out my password and changed it so I could never use my account again!
Dec 2 2006 4:29PM
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StarFire14
Posts: 346 - Karma: 30
this didn’t involve me directly, but its all i cant think of now. My friends Chris mad a "your mom" joke to this other kid, the kid responded "my moms dead, she committed suicide by jumping in front of a train". Chris laughed until her realized the kid wasn’t joking, then there was some silence.
Dec 2 2006 4:43PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
First date was a trip to the planetarium? Sounds sick.
Dec 2 2006 5:05PM
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lineski900
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
yeah somethin like that happened to me 2. There was this kid and he said " wow, that's wicked stupid." And so some kid next to me says, your mom is stupid." The kid who said it was stupid goes, "my mom died a year ago." it was wicked quiet after that and the 2 kids never talked again.
Dec 2 2006 5:07PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
yeah same kinda thing happened to me.. im talking to this girl online and she dumped me cause she said i was "a jerk" like a couple months before so im trying to be really good and shit to get her back and shes like so how was school and im like.. (without even thinking) well in health class we learned about death and it was pretty interesting. the minute i say that im thihnking OHH SHIT and shes like.. yeah thats a pretty depressing subject hahah it sucked
Dec 2 2006 5:15PM
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Republican_Enemy
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yo i can relate. This one party at this lake house i got so drunk and there werent to many girls there. So you know how that is when all these guys try on one girl. I didnt cause the girls were nasty. My one best friend is a hornball so he kept trying but she wasnt feelin it. I dont remember where i started passing out but i was awoken still drunk to this girl sharing the bed and blanket with me. She started kissing me and i didnt no what to do. Before i knew it she started suckin and what is a man to do? tell her to stop? i was drunk and beer goggles arent something to mess around with. The next day she told everybody i came on to her. I dont even remember it, and my friends still make fun of me. She was just that nasty and my friend still hates me for it, like its my fault she wanted me.
Dec 2 2006 5:23PM
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Republican_Enemy
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LMFAO
Dec 2 2006 5:25PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Bwahahahaha...

I've had a lot of awkward moments, but I heard one from a friend of mine the other day that blows them all out of the water, so I'm going to tell that one instead.

So he went back to this chick's dorm after a party (we'll call her Lauren), and by about 2AM he'd gotten her clothes off and he was fucking her, etc. Her roommate was not there for an unknown reason, and at about 2:30 someone knocks on the door.

Thinking it's the Lauren's roommate, he shouts out "The door's open, come on in" and sorta covers himself with the sheets so he'll be a bit more discreet. Turns out it was two police officers knocking on the door. He's butt naked on the bed, as is Lauren, they walk in as he's pulling out asking "Lauren, we got a call that your roommate is missing, do you know where she is?" And then they start asking him... I'd be anywhere else besides there at that moment haha.
Dec 2 2006 5:30PM
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SlickRick.
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hahah thats happened to me but it was my mom and i wasnt stiff
Dec 2 2006 5:37PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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id say thats about equally awkward though
Dec 2 2006 5:56PM
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derbski
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once i heard my parents banging, incredibly awkward.

THIS IS LONG BUT READ IT, THE INFAMOUS PLAYBOY MAG
oh and once my cousin and i were flying back from maine, and in the airport, since its an old lady working at the store, i bet her 3 bucks that she wont go and buy a playboy, and the lady sells it to her, im laughing my ass off and i go to buy a pack of gum, and she goes your going to need gum with that magazine. quite awkward, but it gets worse. so my uncle picks us up at the milwaukee airport, and he sees the back add on the mag cause its in my backpack, and he goes " is that what i think it is, so i fess up, and ask how did you know that from a colonge ad on the back, and he says i bought the same issue on the road, and starts looking at mine in a drive through. very awkward, but it gets even worse. so i get home, my mom finds it, and to make sure that i never buy a playboy again, she and my dad start reading the articles in front of me on purpose to make it awkward.
Dec 2 2006 6:15PM
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Republican_Enemy
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LMFAO
Dec 2 2006 6:18PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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hahahaahaahahahaahaahhaaha ur parents pwn you
Dec 2 2006 6:19PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahahahaha
Dec 2 2006 6:20PM
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STAUSS
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This one time when i slipped my thumb up your moms... nevermind.
Dec 2 2006 6:27PM
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grams.
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oh my
Dec 2 2006 6:31PM
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twistedxfaith
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hmm lets see I've walked in on my 14 year old brother making out and feeling up his gf, that was extremely awkward
Dec 2 2006 6:58PM
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grams.
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haha yeah i walked in on my sister like that once
Dec 2 2006 7:01PM
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babysteeze84
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Let's see, this past Thanksgiving I met a good portion boyfriend's whole family and within the first five minutes, his mom gets up to give me a hug and greet me, knocks over a full glass of red wine onto the white newly-cleaned carpet... I'm just standing there like, uhhh, can I uh, help...? Thinking: fuck man this can't go well.

Two days later: I'm playing poker with my man, his two brothers, and the foreign exchange student who's staying at his rent's house, and we're all talking and laughing and one of his brothers says something "blows" and I say, oh no, that's not 'till later... giving my boyfriend a naughty glance and they just crack up and his little brother asks him about my talents or some shit, I don't know... LITTLE DID I KNOW HIS MOM WAS SITTING ABOUT FOUR FEET AWAY IN A BIG CHAIR WITH HER BACK TO US. Talk about awkward... although she is legitimately half deaf, so maybe she didn't hear me?
Dec 2 2006 9:11PM
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