Life is like a midget pissing in a urinal, your always on your toes.
"As christians, we don't believe in jinxes, hoedowns, or yetis. And don't forget gettysburg."
"soak your ipod in bleach and then dip it in raspberry jam and it will be XP compatible." - Bons
"I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!!" -PhattTim
"well if it makes anyone feel any better I'm not wearing any pants and Santa is sitting in my lap for a change." -alpentalik