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A new ride for all of you

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t-man152
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Well Universal studios is making "Brokeback Mountain the ride" so all of you come to LA and experience this new awesome ride
Jun 21 2006 11:36PM
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SkiCrzy
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hmmm, could be gay?
Jun 21 2006 11:37PM
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jimmychung
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a ride? like an amusement ride? hahaah explain what this ride is like please.
Jun 21 2006 11:38PM
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creighton
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omg i want to ride it all night long
Jun 21 2006 11:38PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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is it like a roller coaster with butt plugs duck taped to the seat?
Jun 21 2006 11:47PM
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milkdud951
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its an animated tour of the inside of a mans anus
Jun 21 2006 11:54PM
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ShadyHillGroup
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oh sounds sweet
Jun 22 2006 12:03AM
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FUUUCK
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hahahahahhaha oh man i cant stop laughing at this for some reason
Jun 22 2006 12:36AM
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joeengel
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i call shenanagains until theres a link confirming it
Jun 22 2006 12:47AM
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t-man152
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nah I was kidding. but a ride where you get angrilly ass-raped by a cowboy would give Universal studios an edginess that they have been looking for
Jun 22 2006 2:24AM
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tBenz
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agreed. if i've learned one thing in this life, its that if youre looking for a new image, look no further than becoming a gay-cowboy roller coaster
Jun 22 2006 2:30AM
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hk_
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Haha
Jun 22 2006 2:33AM
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J.Bass
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is it like alien encounters? everyone goes in a room and lays down... the light go out! soon sounds of a crackling fire fill the room... next thing you know youre gettin pounded in the ass and hear yeeeehaaaa!
is that how it is?
Jun 22 2006 2:33AM
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garrett.
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watch out for a dick in the eye
Jun 22 2006 2:38AM
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t-man152
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for authenticity no Anal lube will be provided.
Jun 22 2006 2:49AM
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Dan.
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i heard that it's going to be like a mechanical bull, except, instead of a bull, it will be a giant floor-mounted dildo which you ride until it thrusts you off.
Jun 22 2006 2:55AM
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jibsworth
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I feel like this is a joke.
Jun 22 2006 10:47AM
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skiierman
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In a press release just a few hours ago, the project manager for Universal stated that the ride would be named, "The Hall of Dicks", and is planned to be open for the summer of 08.
Jun 22 2006 12:12PM
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killabees
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i hope nothing goes in my ass
Jun 22 2006 1:26PM
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Dr.Dank
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I was like 6 and i got chose to battle the alien in that ride. Shit my pants.
Jun 22 2006 1:56PM
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d-loc
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no its one of those automatic fuck machines... just drop ur pants and it fucks you
Jun 22 2006 1:57PM
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CJHski
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haha, this made me chuckle
Jun 22 2006 2:17PM
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